Here's one for the humour file. As we headed home from Ships and Dip, Adam wore shorts with a million hidden snaps in them. Consequently, yet apparently to his complete surprise, he set off every alarm in the place. They lead him over to the full body scrub section and probably would’ve had him drop his pants finally, except he begged the security guy to spare him because he had no underwear on. HAHAHAHAHA! I know you're not supposed to display any humour whatsoever through security. I know it's against the law. But, I swear I thought I could've died laughing right there.

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That is quite possibly the funniest thing I have EVER heard EVER.  It would be funny even if I DIDN'T know Adam.  The fact that I DO know Adam and he is, yanno, ADAM, makes that really, really, screamingly funny.  Thanks for sharing!  ROTFLMAO! 

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In the social order, I accept the bottom rung, until the wine is pouring and the Lord commands a song!

So, picture this Sharon, his primary concern is do I have his watch? ...ring? ...where are they? ...am I sure? ...am I holding them? LOL!!!!! I tell him he'll be holding something else in a minute if he doesn't pay attention to what he's doing. The security guard was the first to crack a grin, and that NEVER happens.

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OMg, you have to stop, my stomach hurts. 

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In the social order, I accept the bottom rung, until the wine is pouring and the Lord commands a song!

He even had the security guy asking me if I had his watch. You know your anxiety is big when it can distract security from a national anti-terrorist directive. There I was thinking "Yes, I've got his watch (for the fifth time). What I want to know is who has his underpants!"

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This whole story is just TOO funny! I could see that happening to my brother! You must have really been torn between the serious face or busting a gut!

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You hit the nail on the head there, Tracey. I held the obligatory stern face for as long as possible then I smirked, then as we were finally walking out I asked, "So how was the full body scrub?"and a guy waiting for his buddy cracked up. Then, it was over for me and Adam. We both completely lost it.

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