A crazy topic-starter for all those "What would you do if...."  "If you could have...."  "Who would you want...."  polls.  Just for purely amusing fun of course.

First question:  If you were in a car and one of the b'ys was driving, which one would you want behind the wheel?

I'd pick Bob.  He seems safest, but then again, you never know.  People say its the quiet ones you have to look out for and if that's true, then I'd definitely go with Alan...I'm really just interested in staying alive...

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And I think I'm going to submit a new question every weekish, depending on when inspiration hits me.

*WARNING* Questions will be EXTREMELY random and may be the product of loss of sleep/fangirl obsessions/allergies.  Read/post at your own risk. Ye have been warned.

 

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"What are those other bands like? I mean the ones without Bob in them. They must suck!!" - Alan Doyle

"Those poor Bobless bands...." - Sean McCann

"Gotta love having Bob on the bus. Who needs Google?" - Alan Doyle

"You can't tell Bob what instrument to play." - Sean McCann

I'd have to go with Séan... not picky for safe driving, but at least me and him could match for radio preferences!

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Great Big Stuff!


"I'm still in diapers, actually." - Ron Hynes

"Any people from Newfoundland? Whaddya doin' here?! Taking all the jobs?! REVENGE!" - Ron Hynes

"You're like Bob with tits." - Candace

Hmmm, interesting question.

Contrary to what my name implies, I am a very safe driver, a Subaru Mom.  And i really like to be with safe drivers...but if I am in a car alone with one of the Boys, then I've already thrown all caution to the wind and would HOPE that I had Alan driving me (hey! get your minds out of the gutter, now!).  Yup, Alan can be my Driver, just call me "River" ....

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Helen




I'm goin' Straight to Hell-On-Wheels!

Alan strikes me as an extreme rubber-necker, so I'm not sure I'd want him behind the wheel.  Bob does seem the safest bet, as well as my first instinct, but if he's in the driver's seat I wouldn't be able to sit on his lap, so maybe I'll let Sean drive and...

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~Squeezy~
I can wiggle my bum and I can slide on my tummy!
"Alan's true calling [is] to be a whacko percussionist... to hit things with mallets." ~ Sean McCann

Well, this is a very interesting question, but I have to say that my answer depends on the car. For example, how good are the brakes? What is the car's accident safety rating? How far do the seats move back?

I can't make this decision lightly, you understand. This is my life I may be putting into someone's hands, you know. Along with, uh, other things.

(And now, I am going home from a spectacularly unproductive day of work. Thank you, OKP. You may yet get me fired, but you surely do keep me amused :) 

Okay, just for the sake of WHO would I WANT to be in a car with (like that's ever gonna happen!), I have to say Sean...because he's...Sean

Alan, I don't know, he seems a little distracted, over the top, talkative...tho I'm sure he'd be fun till the accident. (Do NOT hit me, Tee!)

So if it's just between the three guys, I'd have to say good old, level headed Bob. He seems like he'd be a good driver.

But for the sake of fun, and giggly girl-thrills, it's still Sean!

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Hey, why is everyone disparaging Sean's driving skills? Alan, OK, he's known for never standing still, but I am sure Sean would be a fine driver, as long as his passengers didn't keep trying to distract him.

So I, too, go with Sean. Just to be contrarian. :) 

Forget the type of car - I'd be concerned about what time of the year it is!  If we're talking autumn through early spring, I wouldn't mind Sean driving at all... but in the summer I'd worry about all those semi-clad female pedestrians...

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~Squeezy~
I can wiggle my bum and I can slide on my tummy!
"Alan's true calling [is] to be a whacko percussionist... to hit things with mallets." ~ Sean McCann

I'M driving-Alan's in the passenger seat with the map.  And if we get hopelessly lost....and end up having to go into survival mode and sleep...I dunno....on the beach under the stars....well, we'll just have to get through it....somehow.

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In the social order, I accept the bottom rung, until the wine is pouring and the Lord commands a song!

Chiarascura:

 I am sure Sean would be a fine driver, as long as his passengers didn't keep trying to distract him.

With me in the passenger seat, we'd end up at the hospital pretty quickly

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"I see you in the front row, bouncing up and down, you're ripped and ready for a night downtown." ~ Margarita
What's wrong with a little flirtation?

Monster Tee

That's a very good point, Sarah. Sean's got a roving eye.

OK, here's an arrangement - Sharn drives, Alan navigates, Sean is in the backseat with me and Fran (and a bottle of Chinese energy pills; he'll need 'em) . . . Sarah and Bob, you two can have the trunk to yourselves (we'll make sure it's a roomy one ;) 

Ready? Road trip!  

Awww, Chiara....me too? (for lack of a puppy dog eyes emoticon!)

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OMG, Trace, so sorry. OK . . . I don't see any free spots, so I guess you're on Sean's lap ;)

Poor Sean. He's not gonna make it alive out of this one, is he? 

Well, I'd still want Bob behind the wheel, especially if its a long drive.  I could see many long and intellectual conversations taking place, though now I think I'm going to throw Alan in the backseat for some backseat driving fun.    For some reason I totally see him as a backseat driver.  Hopefully Bob will have enough patience to ignore all the "advice"....

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"What are those other bands like? I mean the ones without Bob in them. They must suck!!" - Alan Doyle

"Those poor Bobless bands...." - Sean McCann

"Gotta love having Bob on the bus. Who needs Google?" - Alan Doyle

"You can't tell Bob what instrument to play." - Sean McCann

Chiarascura:

OMG, Trace, so sorry. OK . . . I don't see any free spots, so I guess you're on Sean's lap ;)

Poor Sean. He's not gonna make it alive out of this one, is he? 

 HEY! I called shot-gun! (i.e. Sean's lap).

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"I see you in the front row, bouncing up and down, you're ripped and ready for a night downtown." ~ Margarita
What's wrong with a little flirtation?

Monster Tee