Nick:

Robbie and I need to talk....

JANEWAY?

I think we need to have an intervention...

Beverly Crusher.  She might have got top spot if it wasn't for her whiny son, Wesley.

Y'know, since I was a kid when TNG came out, I don't have quite so much animosity towards Wesley.  Still, every time I watch a movie and I hear "Fire at will" my automatic response is "Aw, sir, I'd rather fire at Wesley."

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