andi:

 Can you picture Bob dealing with rude bookstore clerks. *shudders*  That look of his would be enough to put fear in their hearts

I hope I dream about this tonight.

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Wishn4CA:

alan-rocks:

"If you could pick one of the guys (this shouldn't be hard for most of us) to go on a wholesome vacation with, who would you pick and where would you go and who would pay extra for two beds in the hotel?"

 My question is this...why does it have to be "wholesome"?  Because trust me, if I was allowed to pick one of the guys (Alan BTW)...what I would do to that poor guy would not be wholesome.  The hotel guests and staff (in Ireland) would think he found religion because he would surely be screaming "OH..."  

Well, I'm sure you get the picture

As for the extra bed, there would be no need for an extra bed unless we broke the first one...which could definitely be a possibility...

I'm am probably going Straight to Hell just for this posting alone....

You're not alone. If it wasn't wholesome, who knows what trouble he and I could get into! And there'd be a privacy sign on the door because we wouldn't want to be interrupted, heaven forbid!

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alan-rocks:

Wishn4CA:

alan-rocks:

"If you could pick one of the guys (this shouldn't be hard for most of us) to go on a wholesome vacation with, who would you pick and where would you go and who would pay extra for two beds in the hotel?"

 My question is this...why does it have to be "wholesome"?  Because trust me, if I was allowed to pick one of the guys (Alan BTW)...what I would do to that poor guy would not be wholesome.  The hotel guests and staff (in Ireland) would think he found religion because he would surely be screaming "OH..."  

Well, I'm sure you get the picture

As for the extra bed, there would be no need for an extra bed unless we broke the first one...which could definitely be a possibility...

I'm am probably going Straight to Hell just for this posting alone....

You're not alone. If it wasn't wholesome, who knows what trouble he and I could get into! And there'd be a privacy sign on the door because we wouldn't want to be interrupted, heaven forbid!

Oh, darlin', I know exactly what kind of trouble you could be gettin' into...probably the same kind him and I would be getting into.  And as for the privacy sign...if you're anything like me...the staff would be to afraid to come through the door until they were sure we were signed out and definitely gone!!  Even room service would just leave the trays outside the door and knock politely to let us know it was there.

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Ummm... okay, before things get too awful steamy in here...

Let's say you were going to teach one of the lads a special skill (and none of those kinds of skills, either!) that you are particularly good at.  What would you teach to whom?

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I would teach Alan to French-braid his hair. 

 

(I have never been so @#$%ing wholesome for so many $#*)$%^&ing posts in a (@&$*@#$%ing row. I was THISclose to talking about my amazing cupcake-frosting skills. Where IS Fran, anyway?)

Wishn4CA:

alan-rocks:

Wishn4CA:

alan-rocks:

"If you could pick one of the guys (this shouldn't be hard for most of us) to go on a wholesome vacation with, who would you pick and where would you go and who would pay extra for two beds in the hotel?"

 My question is this...why does it have to be "wholesome"?  Because trust me, if I was allowed to pick one of the guys (Alan BTW)...what I would do to that poor guy would not be wholesome.  The hotel guests and staff (in Ireland) would think he found religion because he would surely be screaming "OH..."  

Well, I'm sure you get the picture

As for the extra bed, there would be no need for an extra bed unless we broke the first one...which could definitely be a possibility...

I'm am probably going Straight to Hell just for this posting alone....

You're not alone. If it wasn't wholesome, who knows what trouble he and I could get into! And there'd be a privacy sign on the door because we wouldn't want to be interrupted, heaven forbid!

Oh, darlin', I know exactly what kind of trouble you could be gettin' into...probably the same kind him and I would be getting into.  And as for the privacy sign...if you're anything like me...the staff would be to afraid to come through the door until they were sure we were signed out and definitely gone!!  Even room service would just leave the trays outside the door and knock politely to let us know it was there.

Same here!

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squeezeboxsarah:

Ummm... okay, before things get too awful steamy in here...

Let's say you were going to teach one of the lads a special skill (and none of those kinds of skills, either!) that you are particularly good at.  What would you teach to whom?

Hmm, not too sure. There are a lot of things that he is better at than I am. I dunno, maybe how to win Monopoly 10 times in a row (I did do that this summer against a friend) ? Then nobody would be able to beat him!

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OK... so as we were finishing up watching a dressage routine in this hoity-toity development called "Small Ranches", I suddenly imagined Bob on horseback and knew EXACTLY how to answer this question!!

Then I tried to imagine Alan and Sean on horses, but Bob just looked the most natural up there.

And I have never done dressage before, but I think Bob would kick @$$ in dressage!  Sure, he could do hunter competition, too... not that I've ever done that before either.

So I guess teaching him a discipline I don't know is a cheat, but I'd still go horseback riding with him!!!

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Okay, I'm going to keep this clean...I'm a Fiscal Management Specialist (fancy name for Budget Analyst)...so I would teach Alan to properly balance/maintain the bands finances or at least make sure they were being properly balanced maintained.

Chances are they have accountants for that kind of thing, but you hear scary stories all the time and we want to make sure the Wee Prince and all of the rest of the kiddies get their inheritance

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I've been told I make good coffee, too, though I don't like drinking it myself, so I suppose, for the sake of Alan and the other guys on the bus, I would try to teach Alan to use the coffee maker on the bus.

As a bonus, I would teach him to use it when his brain is not functioning correctly, such as when he is slightly inebriated or (most importantly) right after he gets up in the morning.

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To return to the original question: 

If we're driving around St. John's, I'd have to say Alan, because I'd be curious where he'd take me.

Bob - I'd love to get the historian in him talking.

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andi:

Bob - I'd love to get the historian in him talking.

*shivers at the thought*

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Ok. Bumping this thread with a new question because it is made of pure awesome!

Let's say you were lost in the woods with one of the b'ys, who would it be and, how would you survive till help came?  

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Oh Loulabelle, that is a very loaded question!

I think I'd like to be lost in the woods with Murray.  He seems like the kind of guy who knows how to not die.  If Murray wasn't around, I'd bring Alan along 'cause he'd keep me laughing, singing... and warm. ;-)  I may die out there, but I'll be having a good time doing it.

 

 

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