Sometimez, but only if you add a haf cup Coca-Cola and an awful lot of kokonutt rum.

Why duz Squeezy alwaez have such kewl avatars? 

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God's favorite joke since 1984.

"If you don't think, you shouldn't talk!" - The March Hare, Alice In Wonderland

Coz Squeze iz a Lama.  Lamaz r kool.

 

Wut hapins wen yoo hav two sneze an frat at da seme tyem? 

It kauzes yur insydes too loose all there air and yoo end up wit a hole in yur belleh. Fratting wile snezing iz verreh dangerus!!

 <--- Baybee Chipmunkie

whY the hek does Rebekah tink eye am so kewl???  I are not kewl!!!

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~Squeezy~
Bobby loves me, this I know, because my Seannie tells me so...
"Alan's true calling [is] to be a whacko percussionist... to hit things with mallets." ~ Sean McCann

Koz I say yoo Llama!  Lamaz r kul.

 

Wi kant pengiunz fli?

Yoo oviously hasnt herd the grate big C song "I's a penguinz, I's a burd, and I's kan fli!!!"

Iz dis zeebruh laffing at patrik merfy or steev twigger?  Or iz he laffing at teh cammel joke?

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~Squeezy~
Bobby loves me, this I know, because my Seannie tells me so...
"Alan's true calling [is] to be a whacko percussionist... to hit things with mallets." ~ Sean McCann

Heez lafin' at Konin Obryin, akchuallee.  He sez that Prezidint Bush luks like Patrk from Spunjbobby.

 

Wi did Karl Rove not go tu hiz intitement yestrdee?

He wuz smocking lettus wit Evlis Prestly.

Can the fone compiny git in trubl for tellling Bigfoot I registird 2 voet and ac2ly shoed up? 

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No.  Da fon kumpaneez can du waht dey wan now.

O, Sowwy.  Yoo wantd rong ansers.

 

 Ho'z da better songriter:  Ray Davies ro Miwwy Vaniwwi?

Siwwy Finiwwy, coz he resycles 1000%!  I herd shes even made outa popsickle stix.

How do draggons transprot all that tresher in2 there caveses?

Love, Columbine 

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No - dey makes gr8 petz az long az yoo feed dem reglarly.

 

Wye does teh moon onlee turn bloo 1nce in a wile?

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~Squeezy~
Bobby loves me, this I know, because my Seannie tells me so...
"Alan's true calling [is] to be a whacko percussionist... to hit things with mallets." ~ Sean McCann

Becuz the mann in the moonn haz an advurtizig contrakt with K-Mart for the bloo lite speshulz.

 

 Why does Taco Bell taste soooo good?

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God's favorite joke since 1984.

"If you don't think, you shouldn't talk!" - The March Hare, Alice In Wonderland

Corz its maid with reel cheewawawawawas!

How do u make morshmelloes? 

Love, Columbine 

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dey groe onna morshmelloe trii an r reellly guid fore u

why doo baanaanaas groe oopsyd doon?

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Sing an unwritten song or repent for the deeds you left undone.

Kuz dey's got da hikkups and dey heard about that old-fashund remidee.

WhY iS bREad skware-iSH?

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~Squeezy~
Bobby loves me, this I know, because my Seannie tells me so...
"Alan's true calling [is] to be a whacko percussionist... to hit things with mallets." ~ Sean McCann

whut eltse can bread bee? pi tooke rounde, an' spanikopitas took ze triangels. squarez were all zat waz lefte.

why deedn't peeter piper pick a pack of pikkled radishez?

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~ebly~

#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare.

extemp: forensics for adrenaline junkies. don't try this at home.