The reason they are not currently touring in cannnanada is because there was the biggest mixup that you have ever seen, caused by the girl with her hair done up in a blak velveat vband. This caused them to have to run and they are now fugitives from Dudley Do Right.

 (bought an Irish Rovrs CD today.... YAY!)

 What is the answer to Life, the universe and everything?

The answer to life the universe and everything is, quite obiously, the man in the black van holding a can full of san d.  He has an astounding edumaction, likes pizza, and of course making snow angels, like any other self respecting person would.

Whats a van?

a van is somevun who tinks music tha they lissen to is gud. it is der favurit type uv musik  , so when somewun aks dem if dey lik it, dey can say yesf um a van of dat musik....

is the hokey pokey what it's all about?

 Sun dryd 2matos, sardeens, ripe olevs, and rickoter cheez.

Who were the Jacobites, and why didn't they ever put out a CD? 

They areent tooring in canadia because they r ent alowd in the countree. Neufinland has seeseeded from Canadia

Why does Sean sing so hi?

Anne

Darn ! I was way too slow!

The jayobites nevhir put out a cd because they dunt beeleave in modren tecknologee.

Why does sean sing so hi?

Anne

cuz 'e keeps putting 'is pantz on bakwerdz.

What's so proper about Old Brown's Daughter, anyway?

Cuz she's a song title, so even without knowing her name shes a propper nown!

How many people live in Newfoundland? 

No one lives there, because Newfoundland doesn't really exist.  Just like Wyoming.  There is no Wyoming!  Garfield said so. 

Why is the rum gone?

Becuse the dog wrapt round my leg got holda it and ran off to a big drunkin party at the city # lb puond.

What was the name of Alan's first band?

Alan's first band was... um... a rubber band.

Why is St. Patrick's day not celebrated very well here in London?

Must be the tropicle weather, the complete absance of people of Eyerish descent, and the ongoing Vatican argumant over wether St. Patrick and St. Columba should trade feest-days every other year so poor Patrick doesn't get perminantly stuck with a "drinking holliday."

What does Pisco Bandito do from mid-July to May? 

Love, Columbine 

He toors with Grate big C! Loves visitting the C of no kares.

How many fish in the C of no Kares?

Anne

None, absolootlee None!

'Cuz fish care, yanno, so they wun't be in a see that duzn't care!

How many roads must a man walk down?

A man must walk down 29 roads in order to get to his destination at a speed of 67km/h assuming the wind is blowing against him at a speed of 6km/h and debris from the dumptruck ahead of him is slapping him repeatedly across the face.

Where is X?