CodCheeks:I always thought they should be on Sesame Street as Great Big C.
They could do Hard Case because "She spends all her cash on letter O" (my husband's mis-heard song lyric).
"I see you in the front row, bouncing up and down, you're ripped and ready for a night downtown." ~ Margarita
What's wrong with a little flirtation?
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