A couple people have mentioned that they don't like to play the game threads because they don't want to look foolish by getting something wrong.  So...

This is a game where you're supposed to answer WRONG.  As wrong as you possibly can!  Extra points for poor spelling, answering a totally different question, and gratuitious graphics.  The only real requirement is that you end your post with another question for the next person to get blatantly wrong.  I'll start, with a question, a WRONG answer, and then the next question for somebody to flub as badly as they possibly can.  So...

Why does Bob sing so low?

Becos he's acturally a transvestite (birth name Lisa Bungwarp, from Deadman's Barfbucket).

OK, that's as wrong as wrong gets - I win!  So I get to ask the next question.

How many hit singles has GBS put out?

 

Love, Columbine
 

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Okay, I'll bite...

GBS has only put out one hit single.  Why?  Because they are a bunch of talentless hacks who don't know one end of a guitar from the other...what do you expect from a prefab boyband?  And that one hit single was written by Boy George.

 

How can Séan hold such long, high notes?

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Don't feed the idiots or they'll continue being idiots...

Séan can hold such long, high notes because he is actually a member of the mutant Singing Priest class of the planet Gzhrwqt.  They can't have vowels in their language or somebody might accidentally summon an irate ancestor while trying to say "Please pass the butter."  When he has sung his 4739th long, high note, all GBS fans will be metaphysically transported to Gzhrwqt, there to spend our days playing instruments and communicating with the locals in makeshift sign language while Séan gets demoted and has to clean toilets in the monastery for causing an immigration problem.

Dang!  Spelled the whole thing right!  OK, here's a picture of a wombat.

So...  What did that nobleman's daughter see in that Wedderburn guy anyway?

Love, Columbine 

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That he was pretty dense and couldn't add, since she says she'll ask him six questions and then goes on to ask him seven ...

Why does Séan sometimes go barefoot on stage?

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Because his shoes have small alligators nesting around the time of the shows. He also forgot his peg-leg at home, so the fake feet will have to do!

What? You actually thought those were his ACTUAL feet?! In this world of lypo and implants?!

When did Alan and Sean get married? (had to)

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Great Big Stuff!


"I'm still in diapers, actually." - Ron Hynes

"Any people from Newfoundland? Whaddya doin' here?! Taking all the jobs?! REVENGE!" - Ron Hynes

"You're like Bob with tits." - Candace

A long time ago when the Earth was green

Was the prettiest wedding ceremony that you ever seen....

Both men wore black tuxedos with green rubber gumboots on their feet!

Actually they got married in Vegas while down there shooting "When I am King"...what, you thought they were down there to shoot a video?  Nah, that was an afterthought after being married by an Elvis impersonator.

 

Why does Séan play bodhran?

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Don't feed the idiots or they'll continue being idiots...

Sean converted to the Hare Krishna cause as a child, and it was his reponsibly two breng een de donashuns from aerpurt travillers buy bangin de pitty drum.

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Her Most Serene Highness Lady Chrystle the Discombobulated of Wallop upon Deane

Toa Wahine with a pen!

Danny is actually a musical ventriloquist who actually does all the vocals for the boys, they just jump around, play instruments and lip sync.

Why did the bob and sean cut their hair?

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Everyone likes to have something to do, can you find the spelling errors in my post?

Because they're donating it to Danny's dog, who is shaved. Duh!!

Why doesn't Bob talk during shows?

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Great Big Stuff!


"I'm still in diapers, actually." - Ron Hynes

"Any people from Newfoundland? Whaddya doin' here?! Taking all the jobs?! REVENGE!" - Ron Hynes

"You're like Bob with tits." - Candace

Why doesn't Bob talk during shows you ask...and  you did ask  didnt  you?

Well, he  actually does  talk, it  just in code. Once  we  can  but break the  code, we  will  have  the  secret  of  the universe  at hand. Bob spoeaks to us  thru  the  SubSuperSonic  Transpoder  Translation Device.  Maybe  you ahev noticed it.....big  old thing  with six holes,  makes the most intereting  sounds as  Bob speaks  into it.  There  is  a  whol eteam of  us  who have  our  SuperSubSonic  Transponder  Tranlastion Devices  at teh ready  to   mimic  those sounds  in an effort  to master the  language and  break teh code..  We will prevail  and the  understanding of the  universe  will be ours!!  Yeh, I know, you thought it was "just" a whistle  ddint  you? 

So....whats  up with  this Lukey  guy anyway?

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Sing loud wherever your journey takes you ~ Great Big Sea 2004

Lukey is actually the fathr of the band members, silly!  Whut?  You say you didn't no they were all half-brothrs?  They all have different mothrs, uv korse.  But Lukey was a man who had a really nice boat (green) who really, as they say, "got around."  In fact, all of his offspring grew up to become Newfoundland folk mewzishuns, which is strange because Lukey himself was, uv korse, Puerto Rican. 

So, what was Alan, a single college student doing with a van, anyway?

   

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God's favorite joke since 1984.

"If you don't think, you shouldn't talk!" - The March Hare, Alice In Wonderland

What wood ANY singel male coledge student do with a van????? ... nudge, nudge, wink, wink....

 

for the Monty Python fans out there:

What is the Velocity of an African Sparrow?

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Helen




I'm goin' Straight to Hell-On-Wheels!

A duck floats and so does wood so if a african sparrow weighs as much as a duck it must be a witch.  Which totally explains how it is able to carry a coconut!

Why is mari macs mother making mari mac marry me?

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Everyone likes to have something to do, can you find the spelling errors in my post?

Because you're financially solvent and politically compatible.  And Mari needs a green card, dontchaknow?

Why did Darrell *really* leave the band?

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God's favorite joke since 1984.

"If you don't think, you shouldn't talk!" - The March Hare, Alice In Wonderland

He was uncomfortable with his brothers marrying eachother.  There was also the issue with those darn cows flying over the castle walls so he did what any wise man would do.

Run Away!

Why aren't the boys touring in canada?

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Everyone likes to have something to do, can you find the spelling errors in my post?