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tosh2008
tosh's tails from 2008
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"And now the end is nearAnd so I face the final curtain" Read More
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"Blow it up" (johnny rotten)For better or worse, I spent the greater half of the grueling last leg revisiting the music of my adolescent musical heros the Sex Pistols. Ever confrontational, always controversial, the Pistols were Read More
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"Isn't it amazing what you can accomplish when you don't let the nation get in your way no ambition whisperin' over your shoulder isn't it amazing you can do anything" Read More
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Went to a Barack Obama rally yesterday in Raliegh NC. Or at least I tried to. There must have been 50,000 potential voters lined up for a look. This would never happen in Canada where the largest crowds are reserved exclusively for hockey games and craft Read More
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“the hardest part of life......”My entire life has been a spectator sport. While I have been physically present for the storyboard of events, I have never been a full participant. Always behind the camera, picking angles and manipulating the Read More
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dear friends and fellow dog lovers,As u well know, I recently embraced a serious lifestyle change. It was not a decision I took lightly. My very life depended on it. I knew there would be big challenges ahead, but felt that all could be overcome with Read More
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still this emptiness persists, perhaps this is as good as it getswhen you’ve given up the drink and those nasty cigarettesnow i leave the party early at least with no regretsi watch the sun come up and i watch it as it setsyes this is as good Read More
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In every life we have some trouble, when u worry u make it double Read More
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For the lub of jeebus all u young pups.....please watch your backs. There is nothing worse in this world than back pain. Just ask Doyle. He’ll tell you. Doyle spent the better half of last winter flaked out on the floor wacked on muscle relaxants Read More
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“jesus he comes up to me and jesus he sits downhe says “take this fuken cross off my back, I'm goin downtown" Read More
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I drink too much. It all started back in high school where many cans of Blue Star were routinely shotgunned* into one's gullet previous to the parish hall dance. As if acne, raging hormones and chronic insecurity weren't enuf......a Read More
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There is noone more dangerous than an optimist. An optimist is a person who is just too lazy to prepare for the worst and possessed of an irrational confidence that everything will always work out fine in the end. They r great fun to be around when everything Read More
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For those of you who don't know, Gander is not an outport. It is an Airport. Founded 50 years ago, the city has proven to be a strategic boon to NATO and her Allies. The biggest landing strip in North America during World War 2, Gander celebrated Read More
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You know u r getting old when u start to leak. You wake up from a scotch induced nap on the heathrow express only to find every air vent in site turned up on bust and pointed directly at your arse and a foul demeaner on the faces of your surrounding peers.“You Read More
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“Hey there little red riding hood.You sure r lookin good.You're everything a big bad wolf could want.”Beautiful poetry from “Sam the Sham”. I wonder what he meant? Sitting here in steerage just dying for a G n T Read More
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Sitting on the bus trying desperately not to get right on the pints. This is a big weekend for the lads and I don't want to let them down. Attempted a nap but Kieth Robert's resounding yelp as the Young Dubs hammered the stage turned the exercise Read More
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Lower your expectations and you will lead a happy life.This is my new mantra. After years of brutal disappointment, i finally get it. Don’t get your hopes up and u will never be let down. If u expect steak every day, whatever u have for supper is Read More
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My friends and fellow canines. I realize that one of my previous diatribes may have been perceived as “anti hockey”, but nothing could be further from the truth. Thanx to the amazing Mr. Bob Gainey (#23), my soul is filled once again with Read More
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I can feel it now for the first time....the presence of the alcohol as it slowly invades my capillaries and blasts away my shame. Brain in denial. Body surrenders. Bollocksed. I sit back on my P.J O’Brien barstool and let the wee whiskey angels Read More
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OKSo here's the deal. I know everything about what's about to happen on planet GBS......but i can't say squat. I surrendered my freedom of speech in exchange for a berth on the rather hastily arranged promo tour bus that will be bustling us Read More
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And I don’t mean in that slutty “girls gone wild on spring break” kind of way. People are just prone to leave debris wherever they go. From the middle of the Mojave desert to the center of the arctic circle. Wherever man can drive, fly, Read More
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He drinks 6 beer and then 15 more!......He comes home to find his suitcase packed at the front door.....I love hockey. I love everything about it. The sound of a solid slapshot, the crack of a back on the boards, the smell of of a glove rubbed hard in Read More
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Now, before u start, I realize that “retarded” may not be perfectly PC but there really isn’t a better word to describe the actions of young children today. Bent on self destruction and blessed with an unhealthy lack of fear, rugrats Read More
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Why is it such an issue? Why is McCann so pissed everytime I hop off his couch even though we usually get on well while I’m there (it really depends on what we r watchin 30Rock or Battlestar Galactica)? So I leave a few hairs around. Big deal. Read More
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“For Christ sake’s have a cuppa tea” Ray DaviesAnother nite out wasted. Another promise to myself Read More
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“When i was a young pupI wanted to sail round the worldthat’s the life for meliving on the sea”Never thought i’d see the day.......GBS on tour in the caribbean.......middle of winter........cruise ship.......scantilly clad.......mojito Read More
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“Do I look like a budgie to you?” I asked the obtuse gate agent as she enquired about my pet status. I wouldn’t mind, but who is the only one here sober enough to check us all in? Who is holding all the passports, work visas Read More
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Woke up this morning with the unbelieveable urge to lick my balls. I know it drives McCann crazy, but I was absolutely compelled to do it. If he had caught me, it would have meant immediate eviction from the bed for sure, leaving room for Read More
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For those not in the know, Tosh is Sean's closest friend and confidante. They have been inseparable since the day Sean first spotted him in the animal shelter and brought him home. Part Beagle, part Bassett hound, and part anyone's guess. Tosh Read More
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