OK
So here's the deal.
I know everything about what's about to happen on planet GBS......but i can't say squat. I surrendered my freedom of speech in exchange for a berth on the rather hastily arranged promo tour bus that will be bustling us around Canada's biggest cities over the next 2 weeks (that was a hint re #4). I have been charged with the duty of documenting the carnage on video but i have to confess that I totally suck behind a lens especially when there is liquor involved and there most certainly will be (another hint). To this end I am now calling on all potential attendees to please bring their cameras and shoot the shit out of this all too rare situation. It may never happen again.
To help sweeten the pot, I have been afforded 2 extra passes to each "secret show". I assume demand will be high so, in order to be fair, the prizes will be awarded to whomever writes me the coolest Haiku in each perspective city. Just post them into the comments section below and I will be able to judge. I will borrow McCann's Crackberry to announce the winners on day of show via his new Twitter addiction (its becoming a problem).
Either that, or just rub my belly.....a beagle can always be bribed.
Good Luck
Tosh