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Summer dreams & odd occurrences

I always dream more vividly in the summer. I do not know why. Unlike the winter, when life seems all too practical, there seems to be a little more mental space around here during the brief warm months. Thoughts come and go, and music drifts ever further away…melodies slip in and out of your brain, and it’s too hard to learn anything new. Better to just drift for a while. I was at dinner the other night, and the table violinist played a mazurka, a Polish tune adapted by Chopin. When I got home it stuck with me, 'til I had to get out of bed and play the only mazurka I know. Summer is like that.  

Recently I found myself in Ireland, a place I have not been to for years. While I was there circumstances led me to Kilarney, a town I had been to a few times before, most recently with the band to shoot the ‘Lukey’ video with the Chieftains. That whole period feels a little like a serendipitous vision these days, when such frivolous ideas are miles away. Having decided at the last possible second to do the video, we arrived at the last minute, much the worse for wear, via several airplanes and taxis. After a lengthy piss-up, we spent a languorous day hanging about a restaurant, drinking and kind of acting, and then descended upon a small pub known only to Paddy Maloney for a monster session.

The session remains my most vivid, (although drunken), memory of that strange and magical weekend. The pub was a small and eccentric one, down an anonymous alley, with no real outside markings other than a tiny sign. The lounge appeared to double as a living room, and there seemed to be no bar as such, just a window from which drinks appeared on a semi-regular basis. Several of the Chieftains joined in the session, an unusual occurrence to say the least, and as the news spread, great players from the area appeared one by one until the music was mighty indeed. Closing time came and went, and the songs and tunes continued ‘til dawn. For some reason I remember the publican quite well, a dignified older gentleman named Mr. O’Brien, who calmly orchestrated that amazing party. Given a month in Kilarney, I doubt I would ever find the spot again. It did not appear on any websites, and the pub guides and locals alike were silent on the topic.

As it turned out, the van I rented a few weeks ago for the trip was massive, and driving on narrow Irish roads, (on the left, I might add), was stressful. Kilarney was very busy when we arrived, and after dropping my passengers off, I drove around for a good half-hour looking for a place to park. Up and down narrow roads, one-way streets and driveways, it was a nightmare. Driving in the British Islands requires a lot of attention. You are always conscious that if you lose focus for a second, your instincts will take over and you’ll find yourself on the wrong side of the road. After another half hour of pain, I was thoroughly fed up and about to give up and go home, when I spied a tiny ‘P’ (for parking) sign fixed high up a wall on a street that paralleled the main drag. I scratched both mirrors getting down the invisible laneway, and then spent a good 20 minutes inching my way into a space. It was so tight that I had to climb out the passenger door. Only our old tour manager Tony, a man of legendary driving skills, could possibly appreciate the mental effort I had gone through, so I decided to take a picture of the lane and parking job to send him. While fooling about with camera, trying to get a decent angle to demonstrate that ridiculously small parking lot, I noticed a small sign on the door, which I had now completely blocked with my obnoxious car.

‘O’Brien’s Pub’. I was floored. What were the chances? Instantly I recognized the dusty window, the faded ‘Jameson’s’ sign... In spite of all odds, I had found myself back at that magical place. Instantly I went into a nostalgic reverie, recalling the pints, the conversations, the wonder songs, the incredible cast of characters, the mighty tunes I had experienced there. I abandoned all plans for the night, imagining with pleasure the delights that awaited me inside that secret door. Or might have, perhaps, if only Mr. O’Brien had seen fit to open for business that day.

These summer reveries can easily lead to a certain unrealistic outlook. Like Ireland, St. John’s has a way of suddenly bringing you back to earth, turning reality inside out, as if you had just found your glasses, and brought everything back into focus. A brief experience the other day brought this home to me very vividly.

St. John’s should be a busker’s paradise: lots of pedestrians, a healthy population of jolly drunks, and a universal appreciation for music of any kind. Alas, it is often not the case. On a recent stroll along Water St., I noted three classic examples. The first was one of our regulars, a guy who plays guitar and sings songs of all genres, strumming away outside in all weather. I usually give him a buck, even though despite his wide repertoire, he only knows one tune. When I passed the other day he was bawling out ‘Sweet Child of Mine’ by Guns and Roses, a tune rarely heard from buskers - particularly sung to a melody that sounded like a cross between ‘You’re Cheaten Heart’ and ‘Brown Eyed Girl’.  A half a block later a rather deranged looking chap was playing accordion in a doorway. ‘Playing’ may be a bit generous - with great enthusiasm he was squeezing it in and out like a child, playing the same two notes over and over. The restaurateur next door was lurking in his own doorway, looking at the accordionist venomously. No doubt the novelty of those two notes had quickly worn off.  I gave the player a buck too, but I felt like offering him a few lessons. The winner of this trio was a hundred feet away. A healthy looking youth, (by busker standards), he was sitting cross-legged on the sidewalk, banging away for all he was worth on an upside down Newfoundland salt beef bucket - the kind recycled locally for picking berries and whatnot. I stood and watched for a second - I actually thought it was some kind of Newfoundland satire. A passing tradesman, with whom I am loosely acquainted, smashed my reverie. Like me, he stopped and watched for a second, astonished at the racket. He bent over the kid, and stared at him for a second, as one might when happening upon some strange object on the sidewalk, and then shook his head vigorously.

“Jesus Christ, what the *** are you doing,” he roared at the hapless youngster. “That’s a fucking beef bucket for Christ’s sake.”

His tone was a bit sharp, but it was hard not to agree. I kept the last of my change for the meter.

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Published Friday, August 01, 2008 1:57 PM by nicopop
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AnneInPhilly said:

My husband says when I am home there is always music in the house. I'd like to claim that my life is full of music, but it seems after reading your piece here, that you'd be able to make that statement instead. What a gift you have and what a coincidence! My friend Jim F. claims there is no such thing as coincidence and I am beginning to think the same. It was kismet, Bob. You were meant to be there.

On the other matter of buskers, I was shocked to see Geoff Panting out there busking one day at the end of George Street. That's someone you could have enjoyed for sure!

Enjoy what's left of your summer.

Anne
August 6, 2008 4:00 PM
 

Horatia said:

Bob, you're probably lucky that O'Brien's pub wasn't open that day. As my parents have often said when considering a return to a vacation spot which had previously been the locus of an other-worldly experience - its best not to go back as a return visit which does not quite measure up might depreciate the first experience.

This summer has been one full of many abused accordions in Ontario... there is a particularly sad one that I hear from across the courtyard at residence... drunkenly wrangled by someone with little to no expertise. I've also been forced to endure the musical stylings of bad Italian & Polish accordion players whose best efforts sounded like multiple cats being mercilessly strangled for 5+ hours throughout interminable wedding receptions... God, I've missed you!
August 6, 2008 6:33 PM
 

Bonnie-the-Bodhranista said:

Heh.  I think I know of all three people you're talking about here, Bob.  I work downtown at one of the shops and will venture out of doors on my lunch breaks if the weather isn't too bad or I just need the hell away from customers.

I give all of the buskers loads of credit for getting out there and 'playing' their respective 'instruments', including buddy with the salt beef bucket.

I'm not too sure which accordian player you're referring to.  The one that usually sits by Velma's isn't too bad if you catch him early enough in his day.  At least I can usually figure out what he's playing or detect some semblance of a tune.  And for all that he's slightly weatherbeaten he's a friendly enough guy, or so I've found after chatting with him a couple of times.

However I think the salt beef bucket drummer boy should give his bucket to the guitar player.  I think that might be the only way for the guitar player to carry a tune.

Y'know, I think I saw Bucket Boy out there once with some chick banging away on either a doumbek or djembe...couldn't tell because I didn't stick around long enough to subject my ears to their 'drumming'.  Subtle was definitely NOT a word to be used for them.  Neither was rythmn.  But they had plenty of enthusiasm.

I'm still waiting for the screechy lady that had set up shop at the bottom of the stairs by the courthouse.  Either she's not there this summer or I've been lucky enough to miss her, thankfully.  Compared to her the guitar banger sounds like a choir of angels.  I'd hazard a guess and say that even Trixie sounds better than the screecher.
August 6, 2008 8:17 PM
 

TinaMack said:

Hahaha. ... Truthfully, I feel bad for lousy buskers. Not sure why, they're doing what they choose, and freely, without regard for the criticism of others. That's brilliant in itself. As someone with half their pluck, I appreciate what they're up to.

Beef bucket or not, the instrument of choice or necessity doesn't necessarily dictate how inspired or even brilliant percussion can be. I'm thinking about STOMP and their use of brooms, bin lids and barrels I guess. http://www.stomponline.com/stompinmexico.html

I would probably have rewarded the beef bucket thumper over Johnny-two-notes and the other fella. To be honest, when I saw Bob Dylan a few years ago every song seemed to have the same monotonous melody in his world-weary hands. The show was slightly more than a buck or two as well. What I walked away with was cultural cash only, i.e. the ability to say I had seen him in my lifetime. No worth too much to me. People will imagine it was much cooler and more satisfying than it was.

Another eccentric that comes to mind is Elton John. With no tickets for the upcoming show, I'm kicking myself. That will be A SHOW worth every buck and more. I wouldn't care if he wore a disco ball and tinkled a dozen pickle jars on stage, he's brilliant.

As for your local buskers, maybe someone will stop and give them a pointer or two.
August 7, 2008 10:25 AM
 

Roz said:

Bob - you're back!  You'd gone so quiet I was getting a bit worried.

We don't have buskers in our neck of the woods, but it's a phenom we look forward to whenever we get to a "big city".  There was a guy playing some really nice blues sax just outside our hotel in Toronto a few weeks back.  We tossed him a few bucks, but I don't think he noticed us - just way too into his groove.

Regarding Ireland...yeah.  We found a dinky little pub somewhere outside of Cork a few years back.  I'm sure we'll never be able to find it again, but that's okay.  The experience of listening to the locals just cannot be recreated, not even in my own head.  I just remember how delightful it was.  The language was colorful ("fookin' this" and "fookin' that"), the exchange between generations was honest, I can't even describe the decor...I was afraid to open my mouth for fear of being discovered.  I'm sure they all knew.   ;-)
August 7, 2008 8:36 PM
 

Kathy said:

Hi Bob - My name is Kathy and I live in Calgary. I bumped into you on Grafton Street while you were in Dublin. Thank you for being so gracious and friendly - it was a delight to meet you!
August 9, 2008 2:30 AM
 

Gr8bigC said:

Hey Bob-
There's a tradition in Portland called Last Thursday on Alberta St.  in NE.  Anyone can set up and do their musical or artistic thing.  I was walking down Alberta with a friend  who was visiting from the midwest, and beginning to miss his drums.  A young hipster with zero talent except for twirling his sticks decided to take a break as we approached.  My friend spoke briefly to the guy, sat down at the drum kit, and then proceeded to knock the socks off of many a passerby. The storekeeper whose ears had been tortured for the last hour or so came out and said, "Jesus Christ! I thought a miracle had happened!" and another said "That dude has chops".  The kid looks at my buddy, salutes him with the rock and roll horns hand symbol (complete with tongue action) and says "Dude, never stop playing."

Please stop and give the accordian player a lesson the next time you see him.  You owe it to the good citizens of St. Johns.   I have a feeling Mr. Beef Bucket is on his own.  
August 11, 2008 3:57 AM
 

Gr8bigC said:

I doubt you read this stuff, but one more thing..... If you/crew are in the mood for a pint after the PDX Aladdin Show, skip Kells. Go to Biddy McGraws at 6000 NE Glisan at 60th.  Despite the overly contrived name, it actually IS a more authentic neighborhood pub.  They support local bands and especially acts that have roots in Celtic music.  Added bonus, it is in a residential neighborhood, which makes for a good dog walk for Tosh.    


August 11, 2008 12:35 PM
 

Chiarascura said:

Don't know how I got to this one so late, but I'm so glad I did. Beautifully-written piece, Bob - thanks for that.

As a recurring visitor to St. John's, I have to agree with you (shocker, ain't it). I don't know what it is; maybe it's that I always come to St. John's with no rigidly planned itinerary, but my best moments there are almost always brought about by sheer serendipity. So many wonderful moments, in fact, that at some point, I lapse into the "It's MAGICAL!" mindset. And, almost always, just as I am about to settle into that mindset, something comes along to throw a spanner in the works. (Trust me, lousy buskers are nowhere near as bad as bursting into tears in public.)

Personally, I like it. I think that may be why I come back to St. John's over and over again - no other place I've been to swings so markedly and so frequently between dreamscape and reality. Sometimes, it seems like every extreme of human nature can be found there, laid out stark naked (perhaps strategically covered by a beer foam bikini).

PS - at least someone had the balls to tell the kid he sucked. In New York, people would probably just walk on by, perhaps nodding intelligently, not daring to say anything, for fear of being outed as not knowing that the kid was some new wunderkind on the alternative-noise circuit. Or something.
August 13, 2008 6:08 PM
 

estellefm said:

Thanks for sharing your adventure in Ireland. That's kind of out of this world, that you found yourself in just the spot you were dreaming/thinking about when you thought of Ireland.

Precious moment, it must have been, to relive it all in your mind.
August 13, 2008 6:16 PM
 

McSteve said:

Great story
August 14, 2008 8:43 PM
 

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