Welcome to GreatBigSea.com Sign in | Join | Help

Alan's From The Road

  • Tour Diary - October 12, 2009 - AC 692 (YYZ-YYT)

    I wonder how many tours GBS has done?  By ‘tour’, I mean a block of gigs where we left home and drove from city to city in a car, van, or bus and did a bunch of our own gigs in pubs, clubs, or theatres.   
    I do not mean weekend summer festival appearances or one-off corporate gigs.  I am curious as this most recent tour finished in West Hampton Beach NY, as to how many times myself and Sean and Bob, and a varied cast of others have enjoyed, or just survived a band tour.

    It’s a cool vibe on the bus after the last gig of a tour.  It is usually not a party type atmosphere as we normally have a long drive to an airport and everyone has organizing and packing to do.  Often, there’s a handshake or two, especially for the crew, who work so hard to make the shows look and sound as good as possible.  Their day is much more laborious than ours, and if we want some time off after a three week run, they need it.

    If we call a tour a run of five consecutive dates or more, I wonder how many we have done.  I recall our first real Newfoundland tour when we played Stephenville, Corner Brook, Grand Falls, Gander, Clarenville, Marystown and Carbonear, I believe, before returning home to St. John’s.  We had no crew, so it was just the four of us, carrying our instruments, and a PA System in two compact hatchbacks; Sean’s Ford Festival, and Darrell’s Honda Civic, I think.  (The wipers broke in one of those cars, and remained dysfunctional for the whole run; no worries, it does not rain that much in Newfoundland.) There were festivals before that and a weekend trip to Corner Brook or Gander, but that was our first real GBS tour and that would have been in the fall of 1993, if memory serves correctly. (And it often does not)

    It is reasonable to estimate that we have done three to five Canadian Tour Legs for each of the CD’s.  It is also reasonable to assume the same for the US for the last seven CD’s.  Likewise, we toured Germany and Denmark on four or five CD’s. You add on a few opening tours for Blue Rodeo in Canada, a couple with the Oysterband in Europe, and Runrig in the UK, and the number of complete tours really adds up.

    Is it possible that we’ve done just below or above 200 tours?  Jaysus.  Have I gone on tour, not gigs mind you, not weekends here and there or fly-in corporate dates or summer festivals, on tour over 200 times?  That is a staggering number to me.  In my teenage years as a member of Uncle Ronnie’s band doing dances and weddings up and down the Southern Shore, or as a University student playing solo gigs in the pubs of St. John’s, I literally fantasized about touring in a real band.  A real band with records and fans who would buy tickets in advance to your shows.  A real band with a crew of dudes who would set the gear up and tune your guitars for the next song on the set list.  Jaysus, a real band with a set list!

    And now I sit not long after my 40th Birthday, and I literally can’t count how many tours I’ve done.  How lucky am I?  How many people get to do what they really want once in their lives?  Very few, I imagine.  Even fewer are those who get to do it time and time again.

    Brilliant.

    Cheers to Johnny, the newest dude on the GBS Bus.  He was the audio technician on the most recent tour, and I hope for many more to come.  He is quite a talent despite being only 9 or 10 years old, compared to the rest of us.

    Special thanks to the gent in Tarrytown with the endless supply of Margaritas.

    Curses on the gent in Tarrytown with the endless supply of Margaritas.

    We debuted a few new tunes and hope to have a few more up and ready by the time we reconvene in San Diego in a few weeks.

    Many thanks to the kind folks who made this recent run grand fun on stage and off.   As I said, I’m not sure how many tours have passed. Let’s just hope there’s at least as many more to come.

    The plane is slowing down and descending.  We’ll soon enjoy the charms of our sweethearts and our friends.

    Happy Canadian Thanksgiving.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - October 1, 2009 - On the Bus (Between Chicago and Milwaukee)

    Just passed the skyline of Chicago en route to Milwaukee.  A longer stint than usual at the US Border has turned long drive into a marathon.  Days like these, I kneel and give praise to whatever God provided us with the good fortune to advance to the tour bus level.   We’ve done drives as long as these in vans and it is no fun at all.

    Had an enjoyable week of Rink Rock in Canada.  Sarnia, Sudbury and Sault St Marie.  Great nights.  I should note however that one of the great fears as a live performer is to stand on stage and say, “Its great to be here in Denver!”, when you are actually in Dallas.  This fear is heightened significantly when you do three towns back to back to back whose names start with the same letter.  The alert is higher, of course, because the chances of a slip of the tongue are so greatly increased when alliteration comes into play.  An internal monologue is required.

    “Great to be here in SSSSSSSS….think about it now……Sudbury!”

    It was grand to have Jeremy Fisher on board for those days.  He is a grand fella.  I’ve has my super portable recording rig on the road and have been writing and recording demos for the new GBS CD as much as possible.  Sat in the back lounge of the bus and wrote with Sean and Jeremy on a tune that Sean debuted in the Solo Slot last night.  Caught a wee vid of the first demo recording of it on my iPhone.
    Click the image below to watch the video!

    GBS Bus

     

    Oh the technology.  My education continues.

    Speaking of higher learning, I learned that ‘midget’ is a derogatory term last night.  Unfortunately, I learned this after blurting it out in front of 1000 people.  Apparently, “Little People” is the preferred term.  Apparently there is a reality TV series of the same name.  Hmm.  It is not my place to judge one’s chosen nomenclature. But it is my place to apologize for my not keeping up to speed on Political Correctness.  Much apologies to Little People everywhere.  Rest assured it will not happen again.

    Rolling to Milwaukee.  Sounds like a Blues song doesn’t it?  Perhaps another back lounge writing session is in order.

    Keep you posted.

    Cheers,
    Alan
     

  • Tour Diary - September 7, 2009 - AC Flight 692 (YYZ-YYT)

    What a grand weekend.  

    Played Clayton NY, on Friday night in a small and dandy room pack with 500 hundred folks eager to kick off the last weekend of Summer 2009.  Funny to type a sentence that indicates that the summer is over as for me it is really just beginning.   Playing festivals, outdoor concerts and frolicking in the long warm evenings of July and August, has been such a part of my life and my commitments elsewhere meant I missed most of the frolicking season this year.  So, I was very grateful for the concert in Clayton, as it gave us a grand chance to sing with some lovely people, but even more grateful to the revelers who joined us in this years only real opportunity to dance under the Summer Moon.  A grand night for sure. I’d love to go back to Clayton.

    We rolled over night to Buffalo and spent the bulk of the day around downtown.  A few of us made use of the well-equipped hotel gym and sweated away some of the sins of the night before.  The gig went amazingly well as over 5000 people paid to see the show.  I think that beats our US paid attendance record from a week or so previous at the show at Wolftrap.  Incredible attendance really, for a band without a current release, with no National US record label, publicity, radio, or video play of any kind.  Just to put it into perspective, a pop band played the same venue the previous night.  A band with all of the above, including some top ten hits and did less than half the attendance of the GBS Concert.  Thanks to all hands for such a show of support.

    Rolled almost directly from the stage to Rhode Island.  The drive took almost 11 hours and I confess that I missed every kilometer of it.  I slept the entire journey.  I cannot remember the last time I honestly slept for more than 8 hours on one go.  I woke like a man ready to run a triathlon.  And Sean and me almost did just that.  We ran around the Festival grounds near Charleston clicked off about 10 k’s before finding a swimming hole, peeled of our shirts and shoes and dove in the welcome cool water.  

    Hung on the bus most of the afternoon and watched The Story of Anvil.   This film is easily the best rock documentary I’ve ever seen, and will introduce you to one of the most endearing and unlikely heroes you’ll ever see on screen.  I won’t say too much about it other than to say it is a must see, regardless if you are a Heavy Metal music fan or not.

    Got to see Jerry Douglas at the Festival.  For those of you who don’t know, he is the worlds best dobro player and is a superstar in the folk music world.  He may very well be the most recorded musician in history as he is reported to have played on over 1600 records, including many with the likes of Allison Krauss, Dixie Chix, and many more acts that span the music landscape.  He was incredible and is truly one of the best instrumentalists in history.  

    Following a very well received set of mostly folk songs, we rolled to Pearson Airport in Toronto and dashed for the flight that is now dipping it’s nose to home.  It’s not quite supper time so I should get to do story and bed with the Prince.  

    The perfect end to a great weekend.

    Thanks again to all hands for making a grand time.

    Cheers,
    Alan


  • Tour Diary - August 7, 2009 - London, UK (Pinewood Studios)

    This is Friday, August 7th.  A day that I’ve had highlighted on the calendar for many weeks.  After a month of training and around twenty weeks of filming, it has come to this, my last day.

    I’m awash with varied feelings and emotions today.  I am feeing great because I’ve been ill for about a week and today, I finally feel healthy and strong.   I am a little melancholy that today I’ll most likely hug and kiss some very lovely people for the last time.  Talented people that I’ve had the pleasure of working with and learning from.  People that have been with me for 50-60 hours a week since March.  I will miss them.  

    I feel so relieved that this job is hours away from being done.  This task and the steep learning curve that came with it is about to finally be complete.

    I am a little sad about leaving Richmond.  I’ve been living in Richmond, a small city completely on its own, yet still a part of Greater London.  I’ve been quiet about my exact location till now for the privacy of many of the other actors who’ve been staying there as well.  It has one of the only hillside views of the Thames.  It has Great Richmond Park, which one of the biggest parks in the UK.  It is so big that it has its own flock of deer.  The walks along the Thames in Richmond are like an English postcard.  Drinking a pint from the Cricketers on Richmond Green is like walking backing time, and the High Street of Richmond has everything a man, woman, or child could want.  This project has afforded me one of my life long dreams of living in, not visiting, living in England.  What a treat.

    That said, I am so excited to go home that I can barely contain myself.  It’s tough not to break into smiles or tears.  It’s tough to remember that I have to stay in character and shoot a very important scene today.  I left home on January 3rd for the first training session for this film.  Between the gigs early in the year on the cruise and at the Junos, and the commitments to this project, I have been in my house 11 days in 2009.  I am more homesick than I’ve ever been.  I miss my family. I miss my friends.  I miss St. John’s.  I miss my dog.  I miss my bed.

    As I said in the last post, I am in no headspace to give you a decent description of the past few months.  I need a few weeks to let the dust settle.  I can say that Robin Hood and the other Merry Men have been so generous with their talents, and so patient with the Rookie, that I can never thank them for the opportunity to walk on their stage and to share in their work.  It has been the experience of a lifetime for so many reasons.

    Just Scene 52 left to shoot till Max calls the final cut.  There’ll be a few celebratory song and dances I hope, then, quick as that, the detour will wind its way back to the main road.  And right back in the fast lane.  I’ll be flying to Halifax in the morning, and hope to meet Sean and Bob and the guys for a chance encounter for a very special reunion.  I’ll tell you more about that later.  Then on Sunday morning, at 6:50AM, all things being well, I’ll be flying to St. John’s.  

    Home.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - July 31, 2009 - London, England (Darrin’s Car)

    It’s a sunny Happy Hour here in London. Friday faces everywhere.   The streets are packed with thirsty looking folks with wearing their best work/out clothes.  You know, the outfit the ladies save for Friday at work in case they go for a pint right after the whistle blows.  All hands walking with purpose to their chosen local, here in the Heaven of Pub Culture.

    I am a big fan of this time of the week, when the people who just can’t wait for Friday Night, race from their desks to the bar.  But I am not joining them today.   Whist they have their workday behind them, mine is just beginning.  Myself and Scott Grimes, who plays Will Scarlett, are working the night shoot tonight.  We get picked up at 5pm and must be made up and camera ready for dark.  We are shooting a fight scene, but I can’t tell you anymore than that about the action.  I can tell you that I’ll probably work till 4am, then hope to turn the body clock around enough have a normal Saturday and Sunday.

    Like I said, this is Friday.  This is a significant Friday.  This is the last day of the second last week of filming.  All things being well, in exactly 7days, the Assistant Director will shout, “Cut. Checking the Gate.  That’s a picture wrap for Allan A’Dayle.”  And that will be it.  Quick as that all my scenes will be shot.  All my involvement in the principal photography will be complete.  There may be some postproduction to follow in the months to come, but as of one week from now, the twenty week mountain will have been climbed.

    And not just by me, of course.  Many folks have worked many more hours than I on this massive project, and all hands will be delighted to call it a day.

    I’ve been consumed by this project since the first week of December, 2008, when, some of you may recall, I jetted from the GBS SmilingLand gig in Toronto for a meeting about this film.  Since then, I’ve pretty much been awash in a boys dream, of fight school, sword lessons, archery competitions, horse riding, training and admiring the skills of the amazing actors I’ve had the pleasure of studying. 

    I’ve walked in a Ridley Scott Medaevil Set designed and built by the best in the world and filled with folks in full period garb.  This is as close to time travel as one could hope to experience.  I have felt the Earth move beneath me as a hundred plus horses and riders stormed a breathtaking Welsh beach. 

    I cannot begin to describe this whole experience yet.  Give me a few weeks and I’ll have a better perspective.  Because right now I’ve got my eye hard on the prize, and there’s no prize I want more than to sit in my kitchen and watch my little fella play with his trains. Hopefully, AC Flight 861 is on time this weekend, and after a brief stop in Halifax, I’ll get to eat Sunday Brunch at home.

    Look forward to seeing you all at the shows.

    Cheers
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - July 20, 2009 - Surrey, England (On Set)

    Three weeks to go.  I have recently learned that principal photography will wrap on Friday, August 7th.  All things being well, I’ll be home by Sunday the 9th.

    Since my last post the entire production shifted to Wales and we had a blast on the beach I Pembroke shire.  As many have documented on the net, we shot some scenes of epic proportion.  One day, I rode my horse, Arthur, across the beach amongst a group of nearly 200 other horses and riders.  I was part of a fight scene with several hundred soldiers, half dozen boats, and several hundred archers.

    Many of us stayed in our trailers on the beach and had a great time ‘roughing it’.  We bbq-ed each night and rode our bikes along the beautiful Welsh coastline.  There were rumours around that some of us sat around the fire and sang songs till the wee hours, but I cannot confirm or deny these allegations.

    We’ve since moved back to the greater London area.  We filmed on a river at Virginia Water and currently I am sitting under a massive French castle and am watching a few hundred fully costumed medieval archers prepare to attack.  I might even join them.

    Bob and brother Bern are in town and hope they will come down to check out the whole spectacle today.  Had a grand night out with our Bob as he was passing through the UK over the weekend.  Had not seen Bob since we were on stage at the Juno’s in March.  That is about 17 weeks ago.  I have not gone that long without seeing Sean and Bob, since I met them in late 1992.  I managed to talk him into staying a couple of extra days so he could come check out the set.

    It should not be long now, till the whole team is reunited as this grand detour is winding its way back to the previously planned route.  We should be rolling on the 15th or 16th as we head to Cape Cod.  

    Keep you posted.

    Cheers,
    Alan
  • Tour Diary - June 8, 2009 - Surrey, England (On Set)

    Today marks the beginning of the second half of this grand adventure.  I believe this is day one of Week 11 of what is officially a 20 Week commitment.  So, there it was, quick as that, more than half done.  Funny what routine teaches us to accept as normal isn’t it? This whole Film Unit, from the actors to the grounds keepers has grown into a very familiar workplace.  Folks discussing their weekend’s activities over Monday morning coffee and hoping for the weather to be suitable for the days ahead.  All very routine and regular, till you step outside of it for a moment and realize that the person next to you chatting about their local laundry supplies store is driving a bloody arrowhead into some dude’s neck.  Same old, same old.  Funny.

    Also funny is the fact that I have a whole group of friends and colleagues who have only known me as a bearded person.  Several times over the past weeks, a person from the production has approached me explaining that they googled the band, or myself and saw all these pictures of me without my beard.  They find it very weird to see me with no facial hair.  

    Many funny and odd aspects to this wonderful detour I find myself exploring.

    Funny hearing people from the UK speak of the ‘great’ distances across this Island.  Coming from Newfoundland or anywhere in Canada for that matter, there are no great distances in the UK.  Everything is really close to everything else.  Not the way the locals see it.  Londoners talk of taking the train to Scotland, like it is to be a barefoot walk across the Sahara.  They think Belfast is a remote and isolated place that one could only hope to see once in a lifetime.  

    The entire production shifts to Wales next week.  It is charming to hear all the Londoners making plans for the big trip and how they will pack for the journey.  I’m sitting there in the middle of it nodding, when I really want to smirk, and say,

     ‘Guy’s its Wales.  It’s right there.  We can almost see it.  It is closer to here than Gander is to St John’s.  It’s like shifting from Toronto to Kingston.  It would take a few days, but we could walk there. Literally.’

    But of course, that would be rude.  So, myself and Kevin, who plays Little John, who grew up in Thunder Bay, Ontario, which for those of you who don’t know, is a full day’ s drive from everywhere, just wink at each other and have our own little Canadian in joke.  Sneaky, I suppose, but better than the alternative.

    Looking forward to the stint in Wales.  We should be there for two weeks and the change of scenery is welcomed.  Especially considering we are headed to South Wales, which has some of the mot spectacular coastline in the world.  I’ll be bringing the Mountain Bike, for sure.

    After the Wales trip, there are a few weeks of filming back here and then that’s it.  Jaysus, how fast time flies.  I am due to be here till the 15th of August, then home for a couple of days before joining up with the GBS bus on the 18th to make our way to Cape Cod.  

    Looking forward to a concert, I guarantee you.  Might sing a few extra ones that night.

    Keep you posted.
    Cheers,
    Alan
  • Tour Diary - May 27, 2009 - Surrey, England (On Set)

    Currently listening to English rain dance on the metal roof of my trailer.  I am waiting for the weather to clear so we can get on with our planned scenes for the day all of which are outside.   As a Newfoundlander, I am genetically programmed to be unfazed by wind and rain and general inclement conditions. But, of course, horses and slippery muddy hills do not make for good traction, and the rain will shag up the continuity of the sequence, so we wait.

    I’ve come to learn that this is a big part of the film making business, this waiting.  Countless hours can pass while you sit and wait for the knock on the door.  So how to pass the time?   I am usually in full costume and make up, which makes exercising nearly impossible, and seriously frowned up by a couple of the departments as sweating and banging about can ruin some excellent hair, make up, and costume work.  Some of the other actors watch TV, read other plays or film scripts they are considering.  Others work on fights or dances or dialects.  Others practise horse riding, or swordsmanship or whatever.  It all depends on the day, really.  The trick is to make good use of it and be ready for the call when it comes.  

    Something like being the back up goalie, I figure.

    I’ve spent a bunch of the downtime writing and recording music.  I’ve got a new software program called Logic Pro that allows me to record decent multi-track demos of songs to sing and tunes to play on the lute right here in the trailer.  It’s been quite a productive time actually, as I’ve managed to have a few new songs and instrumentals worked up while waiting for the knock.   Hopefully, some of this music will see the light of day on the next GBS CD.  We hope to gather after the late Summer and Fall touring to get the ball rolling on the next project.  Not sure what shape it will take yet, but I’m really looking forward to getting back home and in the friendly and familiar confines of GBStudio to mess about with the lads.  

    Looks like there will be a few weeks of dates in the Fall following the Summer gigs that have already been announced.  I’m very eager to do a concert or two, I must say.  Stay tuned here for more gig announcements.

    Speaking of big announcements, I am very proud and pleased to let you know that, Daffodil Place is set to open in a couple of weeks.  I’m even more pleased to tell you that the members of the fundraising committee, myself included, have reached the goal of raising 7 Million Dollars to construct this 24 Suite Residence for Cancer Care Patients.  We planned to raise the money in three years and, thanks to the kind help of the band, and folks like many of you who have supported the cause, we have raised the required funds in only two years.  Quite a feat, I think.  Especially in such a small Province and in these tough economic times.  I have to offer my congratulations to the other members of the committee, and in particular, John Steele, our leader who put the whole campaign together and brought us to such an early success.

    I’d also like to thank the cast and crew and management of GBS who gave so much of their time and talents to a few big events that raised a pile of money for and even more awareness of this worthy effort.  

    Working on this project has been my first time sitting on a board of any kind, and I am grateful to the other members for showing me the ropes in a few cases.  I wandered into unfamiliar territory a few times, standing in from of Government and Bank executives and the likes, doing Power Point presentations on the project and answering some tough numbers questions to the best of my BA ability.   I actually bought a suit. And almost, but not quite, bought a tie, for a few of the meetings.  I learned a lot from the other members and have been honored to be a part of what I consider to be one of the most classic demonstrations of the kindness, generosity, and hard work that have long been defining points of where I belong.  

    The official opening is set for Friday, June 12.  Looks like I may have to miss it as I am slated to be here in Movie Land on that day. I hope to get home just before then  for a day or two, and will drop by the facility to check it all out.   I’ll bet it is grand.

    Well done.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - May 11, 2009 - Greater London - Rental House

    My horse’s name is Arthur.  Unlike myself, Arthur is a veteran of many films.  For fear of breaking some protocol, I won’t list Arthur’s credits but trust me; this dude has been on screen more times than anyone else in this film.  He has carried Roman Soldiers, Crusaders, Cowboys, Knights, and now, Merry Men.

    I am a very unaccomplished horseman.  Thanks to some clever instruction over the past few months, I can honestly say that I know how to ride a horse, but I will not be anywhere near Arthur’s list of favorite passengers.  I’ve done six or seven riding scenes now where we trot canter or gallop on or off screen and all of them have gone well, with all the film folks satisfied or delighted with the results.

    A few days back, we were doing a scene where we ride down a road lined with…oops, should not say what…site this is hard.  In any case, after a few takes bolting down the road, I was starting to get very used to the whole thing.  Arthur did the exact same steps every time and his rhythm became very smooth.  I almost felt like a real rider. 

    The AD (Assistant Director), called ‘Action’ and off we went one more time.  Again, Arthur pushed along like the best drummer in the world and I fell into his perfect tempo, ta da dump, ta da dump.  This would be like all the other takes, I figured.  Just sit up straight and stay in the moment. 

    But then a sudden burst of power that I had not felt before; not a real jerk or stammer, just a gear that Arthur had not yet chosen to show me.  I was a little spooked, I confess.  Then, a half second later, I become aware that there is no sound.  Nothing but air and wind.  No reassuring backbeat of Arthur’s horseshoes hitting the ground.  Then a bit of a lurch forward as the momentum of whatever the frig just happened came to a bit of a crashing end.  I felt my whole self lurch forward over Arthur’s neck and head; not where you want to be.  I felt my left foot come out of the stirrup; not good.  I felt my weight slide to the right but managed to keep that foot in that stirrup and keep myself aboard.   Then, another half second later, we are right back into his familiar gate and all is well.


    A few hundred meters later, when some one yelled ‘Cut’, I came to a halt with the other riders and was just about to ask, “What the f@#k just happened?”, when one of the stunt dudes came over and noted, “That was cool the way you jumped that puddle.”

    Excuse me?  Jumped?


    Apparently, just before the last take, the special effects gents, must have re-wetted the area and apparently, a puddle had formed in the path where one had not been till now.  Arthur must have chosen, as it is a film veteran’s right to do, that he did not want to get his feet wet this late in the day, and leapt over the puddle instead of running through it.

    I did not see the playback of the scene, but I can’t imagine proud warrior Allan A’Dayle stayed on that horse in mid flight.  I suspect shitbaked folksinger Alan Doyle made an appearance somewhere in there, and he does not belong in the 12th Century. 

    Speaking of the ages, I am in the dying hours of my 30’s.  In just a few days, I’ll say goodbye to my thirty something’s, which served me very well.  Many thanks to all of you for your part in making the past decade so outstanding.

    Wishing the same for the next one.

    And the one after that.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - April 15, 2009 - AC Flight 657 (St John’s-Halifax)

    Hey All.  Apologies for the tardiness of this, the first, FTR from movie land.  I’ve been eager to get this rolling since arriving on set on day one, but the truth is, I’ve struggled with what to write.  You see, I should not mention anything about costumes, daily events while filming, or music, or whatever, as I may give away something about the film that is meant to be kept secret.  Likewise, I would not want to create an impression or expectation of one or another aspect of the final product that may or may not ultimately make the cut.  To be honest, the first two weeks have been a bit all consuming, and I’ve not been certain how to fairly document the comings and goings.

    I can tell you that I rushed from the plane from Canada to the set on day one, and was whisked in to ‘the works’ (film speak for costume, hair and make-up), and was promptly whipped off to set where cameras and a fallen tree in the woods were awaiting the Merry Men’s first take.  I was made aware of some dialogue changes that now included me speaking in this scene, while peaking over the fallen tree.  I swear to Jaysus, I near shite myself.  I won’t tell you the line, as it is important to the plot, but suffice it to say that on Take One, my voice cracked like that adolescent dude on the Simpsons who asks “Would you like Fries with that, Sir”.  No one seemed to notice but me.

    We did a two or three more takes of that shot and moved on to making a Major Hollywood Motion Picture.   Everyone one has been very kind to me it is apparent that making a film of this size is a massive team effort.  Everyone wants to help as much as possible to make the film a success.    I am especially indebted to Russell (Robin Hood) Kevin Durand (Little John) and Scott Grimes (Will Scarlett) for imparting onto me their extensive knowledge and experience in this field.  They have all been good to the Rookie.  Thanks Merry Men.

    I have a stand in and a stunt double.  There is a good case to be made for everyone having these support staff in all walks of life.   Imagine if you had a stand in for sketchy dates.  A stunt double to shovel the snow off the second story roof.  Brilliant.

    Some of the surreal moments have happened in situations that I did not foresee.  On day two or three, I was standing near a coffee station and a few feet away two gents were chatting about having found a great garage near their home town that offered a spectacular deal on oil changes.  Not so bizarre, you say?  Well, consider the fact that they were both in medieval garb, and splattered in blood as we had been filming a fight scene in which these dudes obviously faired poorly.  One of them had an arrow sticking out of his neck and the other appeared to be missing an ear.   The make-up is so convincing, that I don’t expect to ever get desensitized to it.   There they were, mangled.  The walking dead.  Casually sipping tea from paper cups and delighting in affordable auto repair. 

    I have been put up in a house in a suburb of London.  I lucked out and scored a large enough pad to accommodate the Fair One and the Prince when they come for extended stays over the next few months.  I have spent eight or ten nights there already.  Alone.  I am living as a bachelor for the first time in my life.  I have never lived alone.  I usually spend my working days and nights on a 45-foot long, 8-foot wide bus with 11 other dudes.  I lived my entire University career with at least three other people.  I grew up in a small three bedroom with six people a dog and a cat or two.  I never had my own room till I was 20.  And now, weeks from my 40th birthday, I am sleeping single in a double bed above two floors of empty house.  Can’t wait till the family comes, but I have not found it as lonely as I expected.  I suppose that is due to the fact that the shooting days regularly run 14 hours and start at 5am.  By the time I get back to the house and have a Skype session, I am knackered beyond repair.  No time or energy to get lonesome.  Quick to the bunk to get ready for the next day.

    As noted above, I am on my way from home.  I flew back to St John’s on Friday past as the film shut down for the long Easter Weekend.  I was not slated to shoot on Tuesday or Wednesday, so I am overnighting back to the Mother Country to resume training and shooting tomorrow.  

    A few days at home was a glorious holiday.  My wee fella is getting less and less wee. 

    I am bound for Heathrow Airport via Halifax.  Hoping to catch some of the hockey play-offs before the redeye carries me across the pond.  Go Habs.

    Stay tuned.  More to come from Sherwood Forest.

    Cheers,
    Alan aka Allan

  • Tour Diary - March 30, 2009 - AC Flight 868 (Toronto-London Heathrow)

    0-10 at the Junos.  Oh well, could be worse I suppose.  Could be 0-11. Or worse again, 0-0.

    Truth be told, I heard a while back that the Group of the Year Award was based on CD sales, but I could not get anyone to confirm that this was the case.  This was probably intentional as knowing this in advance would confirm the winner instantly.  Fortunes Favour has sold very well, approaching Platinum Status, but still nowhere near Nickleback or Simple Plan numbers.  Congrats to the Nickel Boys.  They work like dogs, and I’ve heard their single in taxi cabs in five countries on four continents in the past few weeks.  Their Juno is well deserved.

    GBS’s triumphant dance on the Juno podium will have to wait for another year at least.

    Thought our performance went well, as Sean’s pipe ripping lead vocal lead us through the show’s finale.  Not bad for a fella with a lung infection.  Really enjoyed playing with Hawk, who is quite a guitar shredder, especially considering he is a drummer by trade.  Bastard.  The Ecco dudes are real gents and would love to get them on a CD soon.  If you missed the show, you can see it on the CTV website and keep an eye on www.greatbigsea.com for details about how to purchase last nights song online, with all the $$$ going to charity.

    Had some serious pangs of reservation and loneliness as I bid a quick ‘Cheers’ to the GBS Cast and Crew last evening.  I had to dash to the airport right off stage to catch a red-eye to Toronto to connect with this flight to make it to London in time for the film.  All hands sad to acknowledge that we won’t be together for a few months and last night could be our last tune together till August.  Four months is far less than most bands breaks, but this feels like a lifetime for GBS.  I am not certain, but strongly suspect that this will be the longest gap between performances since the band’s debut in 1993.  

    That said, our Agent, Jack Ross, informed me that our August date in Toronto is off to a roaring start, selling several thousand tickets in the first few hours since going on sale.  Many thanks for those of you who have planned to attend that weekend.  There should be more August and Fall dates announced in the coming weeks.  
    Back to my moonlighting as a 13th Century Troubadour, with a sword in one hand and a Lute in the other.  Equally ready to flay you open with steel or song.

    Stay tuned.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - March 26, 2009 - AC Flight 855 (Heathrow-Vancouver)

    I may be flying too much.  I have read the Enroute magazine cover to cover twice, and could tell you now, without checking, the list of Movies and short Comedies available on the Air Canada in flight Entertainment system.  I can tell you that I currently on an Air Bus 330 which is a large aircraft but not quite as big as the Boeing 777 that Air Canada flies to Sydney, Australia.  I am certain that in almost every conventional economy seat on Air Bus or Boeing planes, you can find a way to lift the armrest that borders the aisle.  I always thought that one could not be lifted, but there is almost always a way to do it.  If you put the lie flat Business Class seats into the flat position, without lifting your head, long hair will get caught in the crease between the headrest and the seat back as it reclines.   All kinds of details of flight have become apparent to me in these past few weeks.

    Had a great few days with the Film Folks.  It has become obvious to me that I am about to work on a major motion picture with the best in the business.  The costumes, the sets, the archery supervisor, the fight guys, the stunt dudes, (yes I have met my stunt double, I will be very nice to him for sure), the audio techs, the prop department…all the behind the scenes folks that work never-ending hours to make the movie and the performers on camera look amazing.  How lucky am I?  I have a chance to walk in the shoes of one of the most Iconic figures in literary and music history.  Wow.

    Speaking of lucky, I am really glad to be off to Victoria and Vancouver this weekend for the grand Canadian Music celebration known as the Juno Awards.  I missed the East Coast Music Awards this year and really missed the chance to see the other bands and catch up with everyone on the circuit.  Hope to do just that this weekend.  Would be nice to take home a trophy, but as per usual, we are up against some very deserving competition, so I would not bet the bank on graduating from our Juno Nominee status just yet.  But, you never know.  It would be a very nice punctuation mark on what has been the most successful tour of our career.

    By the way, I did just fly over the top of the Earth…sort of.   Our flight path went right over Greenland and the Northern Territories of Canada.  Not far from Yellowknife as I type.  Really glad we did not fly over Newfoundland.  Just hurts the guts too much to see the out of proportion digital airplane on the moving map track over the Rock without stopping down for a visit.  

    About two and a half hours to go before touch down in Vancouver.  Have to dash through customs and then across the airport to catch a connector to Victoria and pretty much straight onto the stage.  

    C’mon that’s friggin’ Rock and Roll.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - March 22, 2009 - AC Flight 868 (Toronto-London/Heathrow)

    What an exceptional week of Rink Rock.  This must be how Trooper’s career was in 1988.  Hockey Rink after Hockey Rink stuffed with partiers ready to go long before the first chord is struck.  Sitting backstage in Windsor, hearing the excitement of the folks about to enjoy the Christening big show in their new rink was a cool rush, I must say.  I felt a little like a Beatle or Bon Jovi or someone like that.  I actually wished I had a wireless mic and guitar in a couple of this past week’s shows.  I swear I would have pranced my way all over the place and did my best Bono-esque wandering into the crowd.  Cool.

    Had a grand night out in Montreal.  No big surprise there.  All hands down to Hurley’s for hugs, pints and songs.  Hurley’s is easily my favourite pub in the world outside of home.  It just has the most options available to you.  You can saddle up to the bar and chat with the able bar staff, wander to a quiet corner with your mates and chat quietly, or stand in the middle of the dance floor and sway with the revelers as Jonathon or Dave or one of the other accomplished musicians whip the crowd into a frenzy.  And, of course, they serve the best pints on the mainland of North America.  Grand spot.

    We are playing a gig in Victoria on Thursday as we make our way West for the Juno’s, but effectively last night’s performance in the Nation’s Capitol was the last night of the Fortune’s Favour Tour.  How cool that we basically ended with the biggest night of the whole run with almost 6000 folks singing along in the Civic Center.  Ottawa remains the single biggest city in the world for GBS.  How cool to finish there.

    Now, astute readers will notice I mentioned heading West in the paragraph above, while the Flight path of this aircraft noted further above has me heading anything but West.  In keeping with the March Madness, I am flying right over the Rock and am bound for London to continue pre-production for the Robin Hood flick.  I hope to reunite with RC and the other Merry Men for four days of rehearsal and training for all that is to come.  As noted in the last FTR, on Thursday, I fly direct from London to Vancouver, (will I go over the North Pole or something?) and connect to Victoria.  In true International Rock and Roll fashion, I’ll arrive just in time to sound check and gig.  The adrenaline of the event should be firing hard and high by then.

    Miles to go.

    Cheers,
    Alan
  • Tour Diary - March 17, 2009 - Highway 401 West (Mini Van)

    Happy Paddy’s Day

    The Fleet Foxes are carrying me West from Pearson Airport to Windsor for the first of five gigs on the extended Paddy’s week run with GBS and Spirit of the West.   Holy frig these dudes can sing.  I bought the CD on iTunes a few days back and cannot stop listening to it.  Muso’s around the globe have been listening to The Beach Boys “Pet Sounds”, for decades trying to capture the secret to the textures and layers of vocal harmonies that Brian Wilson and the lads managed to record all those years ago.  In truth, no one has managed to top the singing genius of that project, including bands like the Beatles and so many others who’d gladly admit that they fell far short in their efforts.  This Fleet Foxes CD is the closest thing I’ve heard to “Pet Sounds” in a long time.  Gorgeous singing.

    Thought the gig at Mile One was a real success.  Difficult to party in the wake of the Chopper accident that has the entire city of St. John’s and indeed the whole NL Province in mourning.  Sean had the idea of singing a tribute to the fallen before the main body of our set commenced.  His kind words and expressive vocal delivery of England made for a fitting acknowledgement of the situation and a delicate condolence to the victims and their families.  The Telegram erroneously credited me with the opening dedication, when if fact the whole thing was Sean’s idea and he deserves all the credit for it’s delivery in such a delicate moment.

    Great to have the SOTW dudes on stage for the Finale.  Is there anyone who plays the flute as well as Geoffrey Kelly?

    Grand few days at home.  Looks like they will be my last few days at home for a few weeks as the March madness travel continues in the weeks to come.  There should be much dashing back and forth across the Big Pond and the entire North American Continent for yours truly in the days to come.  I am to spend the days following the Ottawa gig in London training and prepping for the Robin Hood Film, before blasting over the North Pole to Victoria for a gig at the rink.  Principal photography for the movie starts on March 30th, about 11 hours after I am to be on stage at the Juno’s in Vancouver.  Rock On.

    Not much snow out the window of the Van as we tear West through pale sleeping fields.  Spring is not far for these meadows, though, and a wake up call for their Summer’s work is just around the bend.

    Like us all, I suppose.

    Cheers,
    Alan
  • Tour Diary - March 13, 2009 - AC Flight 662 (Halifax-St. John’s)

    Finally homeward bound after more than three weeks on the move.  I think this is the longest stint away from H since he was born.  Hard on the head.  Skype helps, but it is no replacement for the real deal.  Almost there.

    Sad news from home with the North Atlantic seems to have claimed a few more of Newfoundland’s own.  A chopper bound for a couple of offshore oil stations went down yesterday and it appears only two of the 18 people aboard will be found and only one clinging to life.  As many of you know, we folks of the Rock have had a give and take relationship with the sea for over 500 years.  Mother ocean has been our chief source of food, employment and commerce, and in reality her bounty is the solely responsible the existence of our Colony, Nation, and Province.  Yet she has claimed more than a few of our sons and daughters over the years, and it looks like the song remains the same.

    Sean sent out a tune to the families and indeed the passengers of the Chopper themselves last night.  Very appropriately, he chose ‘England’ from Fortune’s Favour, a song he penned about the hardships of living off the angry brine.  

    Class act.  Well done

    Both the Halifax and Moncton shows were a thrill.  We have not played a big gig in New Brunswick in a number of years and we were so pleased with the considerable turn out and response on a Cold and snowy Wednesday night.   Halifax continues to be our home away from home.  Last night we beat our indoor paid attendance record for Halifax with almost 5000 folks in the house. That’s an astounding show of support for a band that has been playing regularly in the city for a decade and a half.  I am so grateful.

    No late night shenanigans last night, however as I was too eager to get home in a fresh frame of mind.  Shame to miss a night on the town in Halifax, but I confide that my mind was one Province east as soon as the show finished last night.  I would have red-eyed if one was available.

    Hope the wee fella is not spooked by the bearded dude who wakes him up from his nap this afternoon.  He’s seen the facial hair grow on daily Skype sessions, but I fear the in person effect might be too much.

    Scruffy Alan 

    Here’s for a big gig on Saturday in the town that matters most.

    Cheers,
    Alan
     

  • Tour Diary - March 10, 2009 - Richmond, England (Hotel Room)

    I’m pretty sure today is Tuesday.  It is 4:45 am and I have been wide-awake for almost two hours.  I have finished reading the only novel I have with me and have seen the BBC news run through its 20 minute news reel at least three times.  Thankfully, my Mac has some battery left and I can turn to this blog for some chat.

    It’s been a pretty crazy week, even by my travel standards.  Last Tuesday, one week ago, I awoke at 5am near Coff’s Harbour, Australia, and was driven to the local airport for a flight to Sydney, where I would board the Air Canada flight to Vancouver and Toronto.  I met up with Sean and Bob and the lads a few hours later and the GBS bus rolled overnight to the US Border and onto Bloomington, Indiana. 

    Immediately following the show that night we rolled to Cedar Falls, Iowa, where Sean and I played on a local lunchtime TV show.  After a sound check and a show in Cedar Falls, we bolted overnight to Chicago and at 4:45 am loaded into a morning TV station for another TV appearance. Following two shows at the legendary House of Blues, I dashed to Chicago Airport and flew to London Heathrow and started two days of meetings, fittings and training for the Robin Hood film project.

    In a few hours, when the rest of the area wakes up, I have more film commitments to meet before boarding a flight to Boston, where I’ll overnight to catch an early morning connection to Halifax where I’ll meet the lads again and drive to Moncton for the start of the Atlantic Canadian weekend of the Fortunate Tour, which, should place me on Newfoundland soil at noon on Friday.  Crazy days.

    Jet lag and missing the Fair One and Prince aside, its been a really fun time.  The shows at the HOB were fantastic.  We did back to back days and I figured there would be a lot of folks who’d attend both nights.  So I ventured to feature almost completely different set lists each performance.  I believe, Tonight and Here and Now, from the FF CD, along with Paddy Murphy, Consequence Free, and Ordinary Day were the only tunes to be played both nights.  Quite a testament to the catalogue that 16 years on the road affords a band, I suppose.  Grand nights, both of them.  Many thanks to all hands for coming out.

    Really looking forward to the dates to come with Spirit of the West.  They have been friends and heroes of ours for a long time.  I know that John and Geoffrey and the gents are big fans of the East Coast, especially St. John’s so it will be quite a treat to host them in the town we love so well.

    5:04 am.  Still dark outside.  Should not jog in the dark in a strange place.  Two hours to go before breakfast.  Everyone I know in North America should be fast asleep. 

    Back to the BBC, I suppose. 

    Cheers,

    Alan

  • Tour Diary - March 5, 2009 - Cedar Falls, Iowa - On the Bus

    Back on the bus following an interesting few weeks around the BNL Cruise.
    First of all let me say that I’m sad to hear Steve Page is leaving the Ladies, but wish him and the remaining lads well in their endeavors.  With their talents and energy, I am sure we’ll be hearing a lot from all hands for a long time to come.

    Now to get some news off my chest.  I’m terrible at keeping secrets, so this announcement comes with great relief.  Yours truly has been cast as the Troubadour, Allan A’Dayle in the new Universal Pictures Untitled Robin Hood Film.  The film is to star Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett, and to be directed by Ridley Scott.  If you recall, I had to scoot to LA after the big fundraising gig in Toronto last December.  I went, Lute in hand, to read and sing for the part and must have done all right, as I’ve been offered and accepted the gig.

    For a number of days prior to and following the BNL Cruise, I was in Australia with Russell, and some of the other Merry Men, training in Horse Riding, Archery, Weapons Training and a few other skills required for the role.  It was great fun, I must say, to look at your schedule for the day and have it read like a 12 year old boy’s fantasy; bows and arrows at 10am, sword fighting at 11am etc.

    Like all good things, this opportunity comes with some sacrifice.  GBS will have to bow out of this year’s Merlefest, Chautauqua and Iowa Irish Festival gigs, as the film’s shooting schedule does not allow me to make it to the Festivals from the sets in the UK.  Too bad, as we all wanted to join up with the long list of heralded music at those events.  The organizers have been very understanding and all hands hope we can make it there as soon as possible, maybe even 2010.

    Filming should take up the bulk of the second quarter of 2009, so our March concerts in the US and the Canadian Dates with Spirit of the West will be the last chance to see us for a few months.  It will be business as usual in the GBS camp in the second half of this year as we plan to tour and record as per normal.

    I am very grateful to the Cast and Crew of GBS for their permission and support for this sabbatical, and hope you’ll continue to join me here as I hope to post regular blogs throughout the film shoot.  Don’t expect me to give away the plot or anything, but I hope to share as much of this experience as possible with everyone who enjoys this diary.

    Should be fun.

    Cheers,
    Alan


  • Tour Diary - February 7, 2009 - Fort Lauderdale Airport

    Happy New Year.

    Just sitting near Gate F6 in the airport awaiting flights to Toronto and St. John’s.   Grand fun on the Ships and Dips V.  Really enjoyed Butterfly Boucher.  She reminds me of early Billy Bragg and Elvis Costello, but her guitar playing seems more influenced by the Celtic dudes like Paul Brady and Folkies like Richard Thomson.  She was my favourite musical discovery of the trip, for sure.

    Saw the BNL Snacktime show and hummed along to just about every tune.  Snacktime is the most played CD at my house lately as the Prince loves many of the tracks and has invented dances and wee pieces of theatre to go along with the music.  The BNL should be proud of the career they’ve amassed so far.  They have earned the trust and support of legions of fans that gladly follow them from one genre to another, one journey to the next.  I am very grateful to the lads for including us on the way.

    I had not really seen Sean, Bob, since Christmas Day and the rest of the GBS cast and crew since early December.  Since the end of the last Fortunate Tour Leg, all hands dispersed to their own corners.  All hands really looking forward to the March date in the US and with Spirit of the West in Canada.  The Ottawa date should be the official last show of the Fortunate Tour, which leaves us to ponder what lies ahead.

    I don’t know about you, but I’m diggin’ Sean’s new ‘do.

     Sean's New Do

    Keep you posted.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - December 19, 2008 - Home

    Hey

    GBS had a grand gig at drop-in center known as the Gathering Place here in St. John’s.  This facility provides support, recreation, and meals to folks in need.  A couple of days back, they were having their Christmas Party and they asked us to come and play for the celebration.  

    It was a great day and all hands left feeling in the spirit of the season.

    Local CBC showed up and took some cool video, which you can now watch online here

    You’ll see Sean, Bob, and myself and if you wait till the 3:48 mark you’ll see a couple of special guests who shared the stage with us.  You can call them Jean and Tom.  I call them Mom and Dad.

    Have a great holiday season everybody.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - December 5, 2008 - WestJet Flight 682 (Vancouver-Toronto)

    Another tour bites the dust.  I’ve been sitting here for an hour or so, trying to estimate how many shows we’ve done since the launch of the Fortune’s Favour CD back in June.  I recall setting out on the promo run and playing several shows in the pubs in Ottawa, Toronto, Vancouver, Calgary and Halifax for a handful of folks.  I also recall the weekend in that took us from Quebec City through Ottawa to the Molson Amphitheatre that had us play for more than 50, 000 people in just three days.   We managed to weather the storms in Ohio that forced thousands of homes into darkness, while the billboard for the Nokia Theatre lit up Times Square in Manhattan with the band’s name and photo.

    I’d have to check the books to give an accurate count of appearances, including radio programs, sound check concerts, etc. that we’ve done since June, but it would be well over a hundred.  Fun stuff.  Many thanks.

    Truth be told, we’re not yet done this tour.  Still on the agenda is a Charity gig in Toronto for Daffodil Place.  Comedienne Mary Walsh will join us on Saturday night to hopefully raise over 100k for a worthy cause.  After the Christmas break, we hope to play a few shows in the Deep South of the US before and after the BNL Cruise.  March is slated to be quite busy as well with a date or two in Chicago, and a few shows in Atlantic Canada and Southern Ontario and Quebec with Spirit of the West as guests.  That run ends with a date at the Hockey Rink in the Canadian Capital with what should truly be the last show of the Fortunate Tour.

    Looking forward to going home, but have a few wee things on the go before I can hug the Prince in person.  I’ll have to rely on Skype kisses for a few more days, as I’ve got to nip down to LA for couple of meetings and should be back on the Rock by Tuesday or Wednesday at the latest.  Should be home for a month straight at least before the next journey abroad.

    The little TV screen on the seat back in front of me shows the wildly out of scale white airplane turning over more than two thirds of Southern Ontario on a tiny map of the country.  If this illustration could be trusted, I would be a bout three kilometers tall and this laptop would be the size of a hockey rink.  All inaccuracies aside, this means the plane is landing and we’ll be in T.O. any moment.

    Many thanks to all hands for coming out to the shows.

    Cheers,
    Alan
  • Tour Diary - December 1, 2008 - Calgary (Hotel Lobby)

    Rode overnight from Edmonton to Calgary on the bus last night, which should wind up my moving sleeps for this tour, and for the foreseeable future.  Bit of a bittersweet departure, actually, as I love the convenience of the bus and having your stuff close to the gig at all times.  That said, two days in posh hotels in each of Calgary and Vancouver sounds pretty appealing after rolling around North America since August.

    Feeling a little fatigued, I confess.  Fatigued in ways that are new to me. The pipes are a bit strained after many shows in a row, but I’m well used to the honey-tea and Thayer’s lozenges that come with the sixth show in as many days.  Today, my right shoulder hurts and the first finger and thumb on my right hand are tender from gripping the guitar pick, I suppose.  Must be getting old.

    GBS has enjoyed a few spectacular nights in the last week.  Every show Sold Out since Thunder Bay, including a rammed Jubilee Theater in Edmonton last night.  At almost 2600 seats, the Jubilee could very well be a hockey rink. 

    Really enjoyed Murray’s Johnny Cash cover in Regina, and loved singing ‘She Ain’t Pretty’ in Saskatoon, myself.  Had a few good jogs with Sean and Murray at different points, but my favourite run was a solo effort that found me a new friend.

    I left the theatre in Regina and started around what I later learned was the Wascana Lake.  It is bordered by a dandy trail that snakes through the woods and meadows that surround the water.  All was normal on my solitary jog and had brought myself to the middle of nowhere when I rounded a corner and was met with a small worried looking face of a wee beast.  There in the snow, looking rather chilled and nervous was a brown and white terrier type dog who seemed eager to have someone come along.

    I stopped and said my usual greeting for animals, which are not that different from my conversations with people, by the way.  The pooch was very receptive and I decided to do the jog test, to see if she was interested in following, or had her own agenda for the day.  Indeed she followed and continually ran ten steps ahead of me, turned around and sat to face me and occasionally stood on her hind paws ever so slightly.  My years as a dog owner has taught me that this is canine speak for “I’m friggin’ lost.  Please pick me up.”

    I obliged her and offered a few words of encouragement and had a look at her nametag that some responsible owner had secured to the dog’s collar.  “Angel”, flowed by a street address and a phone number.  I brushed Angel off and laid her back down and re-tried the jog test with the same results.  Since there was not a house to be seen for miles, I concluded that she would be hard pressed to find her way home and might benefit from a courtesy call to the owners.

    I had my cell phone on me and dialed the number.  A younger male voice answered and I said something ill advised in what must have sounded dognapper-esque like, “I have your dog…” or something 24ish like that.   The young fella seemed confused and a little scared and whispered, “I’m gonna get my Mom.”

    By the time the lady came to the phone I had managed to adjust my tone and politely explained the situation and that I’d gladly lead Angel to the Tour Bus and she could be retrieved whenever was convenient.  She was very grateful and said that she’d meet me at the bus momentarily.

    Me and Angel finished our lap of the lake and had a few bonding moments on the GBS Bus.  Kris snapped a shot.

    cute puppy 

    Shortly thereafter, a relieved lady came and Angel seemed very excited to see her.  They left and went on their way.  I must say, I was kind of sad to see her go.  She was great company for while.  I felt lucky to come across her.

    Currently in the lobby of a schmancy hotel and the front desk ladies have given me a key to my room.  A few more shows till we rest.

    Hope to get sent another Angel or two.  T’is the Season after all.

  • Tour Diary - November 27, 2008 - Winnipeg, Manitoba (MTC Center)

    Please tell me someone got video or pics of the Streaker last night.  Yes, I’m serious, full frontal classic streaking.  For those of you who were not at the gig in Thunder Bay last night, I am referring to the dude who, during the last few choruses of “Consequence Free” (quite appropriate choice for streaking, I figure) bolted from somewhere to Stage Murray, whipped across to Stage Sean, paused for a moment to wiggle his dangly bits, then disappeared in to the theater and out the back doors.  I am told by the building staff that he escaped all security efforts to detain him by making it to the back of the theatre where he grabbed a cardboard box from a dumpster, slid his feet through the bottom and dashed to the neighboring woods. 

    He came into our lives like a child in his birthday suit, then Poof, like a fleck of goose down on a windy day, he was gone. Total and perfect execution of textbook shock entertainment. I never got to meet this wonderfully silly bastard, but he will live in my heart and giggles forever.

    Rock on, Streaker Dude, Rock On.

    Here’s a couple of plugs, if you don’t mind.   Myself and Murray went to see a play called “Festen” in Toronto last weekend.  It stars our friend Allan Hawco, who many of you would recognize as the pouty dude in the Clearest Indication video, along with an All Star cast of Canadian talent.  Eric Peterson, from Corner Gas, and Nicholas Campbell, from DaVinci’s Inquest are just two of the folks who’ll most likely bring you to your feet if you check out the show.  It’s a cool and different theatre experience where the house lights stay up for the whole show and the staging very cleverly takes you from room to room, and night to day with no physical changes to note. 

    Really heavy subject matter, but a moving show that you won’t soon forget.  It runs at the Berkeley Street Theatre till December 13th.  All the info is available at CompanyTheatre.ca.

    And congrats to our Mr. Foster on the launch of his new green business venture Platypus’.  He and his co-horts offer specialized e-cards for Christmas and other occasions that send well wishes, but more importantly explain that the sender has made a donation to Carbon Offsetting companies by purchasing this greeting.  Happy folks get a card from a friend, which is cool, and companies that re-plant forests, research green fuels and the like, get a donation, which is very cool.  Check it out at Platypus-Cards.com.

    Good Luck with the whole deal Mr. Foster.  May the world will be greener for your efforts.

    Big gig tonight.  Back into the land of Rink Rock.    Here’s what the MTC in Winnipeg looks like at 9am on a show day.


    That’s a lot of seats.  Plus hundreds more go on the floor.  And they are all sold. 

    Let’s not suck tonight.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary- November 26, 2008 - WestJet Flight 425 (YYT-YYZ)

    Don’t often fly WestJet, as they still don’t have as many flights as their competitors in and out of Newfoundland.  Somehow, Westjet has done the seemingly impossible.  They have made Airplane travel simple.  You show up, you get on the plane, you pay the fare they ask, and they drive you to the agreed destination in a clean and safe vehicle.  That’s pretty much it.  Everyone’s happy.  No big promises, no big expectations, no big letdowns. 

    Had a very enjoyable couple of days home.  However brief, it is such a luxury to dash back to your own bed, wash your clothes and most of all, and spend time with the family.

    Back to the gigs today with a big and busy period ahead.  The long journey West has us performing 8 two-set shows in 9 days, followed by a long flight back to Toronto for a big Charity event.  More about that later. 

    For now all hands are focused on delivering our best to some of our most devoted fans in North America.  Folks from cities like Winnipeg and Saskatoon have been on the GBS bandwagon since day one and I can’t wait to show my appreciation for their years of dedication with a great show.  We’ve played some of our biggest shows in the Peg and look forward to dancing in the new(ish) Rink.

    Speaking of Rink Rock, what a run we had last week in Southern Ontario.  Without delving too far into to the numbers and particulars, suffice it to say GBS enjoyed one of the biggest weeks in our history as Kingston, Kitchener, and Oshawa, gave us sold out hockey rinks approaching 12,000 fans in those four nights.  Add a near sell out in the Barrie Rink and a standing room only crowd in the Hamilton Theater, and you’ve got one hell of a week under your belt.  All tolled, GBS played for just under 20,000 people in six days last week.  (The sixth show, by the way was a private function for the Ontario Truckers Convention…pretty big gig as well).

    That’s some serious numbers for a band in its fifteenth year. 

    Many Thanks to all who came to share the night, with a slight thank-you point’s deduction dealt to the gals in Hamilton who decided to use the stage as their posing platform for their Facebook page, or whatever.  I confess I find folks sitting on the stage during the show and facing the audience while their friends fumble with cameras and flashes, to be a tad distracting.  I have a hard enough time remembering the words and chords as it is.  

    My attention span is just too…hey look pretzels.

    Looking forward to another big week on the aptly named Fortunate Tour.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary- November 17, 2008 - St. John’s Airport

    Digital clock in the upper right hand corner of the MacBook Pro reads 5:58.  I’ve been up for an hour, making it a 5am rise, give or take a moment or two.  That’s 3:30am EST.  We hit the stage in Kingston at 8pm EST, but have a bunch of duties to fulfill en route.  Before the first chord is struck in song #1 of tonight’s soiree, I have to take a near four hour flight, drive downtown Toronto and tape a songwriters show called “Drive” on CBC 2, do two other radio shows, drive from Toronto to Kingston, doing phone interviews wherever cell service will allow, meet several press commitments in Kingston upon arrival, and host a Soundcheck Party, at the hockey rink, shower, change and get myself to stage side for 7:55pm. 

    Gotta Love it.  Days like this energize me in a way that a rainy day on the bus in the middle of a tour does not.  It’s such a privilege to still be operating at this level in the troubled music business, which has eaten many of its young and promising acts in recent years. 
      
    GBS played a gig in St. John’s on Saturday night for a private, ‘win to get in’ kind of event and I had the rare opportunity to roam around George Street late night.  I got to see five or six bands playing the clubs.  I recognized many folks who had been playing the circuit when I started there as a solo singer in 1989.   Three or four of the folks I saw, sing and play much better than I ever will, but have not had the good fortune and savvy partners like Sean and Bob, or a Manager as good as Louis, and have never got beyond the pub level.  Here I am about to start my umpteenth Canadian tour with full production and crew.  Bring it on.

    Just heard the flight called.  Must dash to the gate.

    More later.

    Fell asleep on the fight; have no memory of it whatsoever.  

    Just recorded CBC ‘Drive’ show with Rich Terfry.  You might know him as Buck 65.  He’s a great music mind and worldly chatter.  I really enjoyed the banter, I must say.

    Currently on the 401 bolting East to Kingston in a mini van with all 5 band guys and Ken Greene from Warner Music.  It is amazing to consider how much of my adult life has been spent in a minivan crisscrossing Canada, the US, UK, Germany, or Scandinavia, in this fashion.
     
     
      
    Feels very good to be back on home ice traveling these old familiar routes.

    Oh Canada.

    Cheers,
    Alan




  • Tour Diary- November 1, 2008 - Portland, Maine (On the Bus)

    How do you follow Great Big Sea Day?  Seriously, by official proclamation of His Worship Bob Kiss, Friday, October 31st, 2008, was Great Big Sea Day in Burlington, Vermont.

    C’mon.  That’s pretty friggin’ cool.

    Bit of a day filled with mixed emotions, really.  Beautiful weather, lovely city, effectively a sold out show on GBS Day, and I was dying to go home.  I’ve had my share of tinges of homesickness but I can honestly say, for the first time in my professional career, I would have cancelled a big show to fly home yesterday to join the Halloweening.

    Spent the whole day Skyping home and receiving emailed photos of my son Henry and all the neighbourhood kids in full regalia.  They were having a ball and I wanted to be there so bad that it actually hurt. 

    By late afternoon, I decided to go for a run to clear my head and get myself in the right frame of mind to do the concert justice.  Mistake.  I ended up getting lost and by dusk I found myself in a residential area where dozens of Dad’s led their little Thomas the Tank Engines and Pirates and such around by hand as they Trick or Treated up and down the perfect fall Vermont streets.  Jaysus, it was depressing. I ran to the end of one perfect Halloween scene and in an effort to discretely get away, I smacked right into some post on the corner.  To make a bad situation worse, I look up to see what has clobbered me, and it was a sign that read “Henry St.” 

    Wow, I should be home.

    On the way back to the Theatre with night coming on, I ran down the pedestrian high street.  It is one of the nicer ones in the US, lined with shops and pubs, and swarming with all kinds of folks with their Friday faces on.  Each block of the high street is divided from the next by a crossing street for cars.  The walkers are protected from roaming onto the middle of the cross street and into the path of oncoming vehicular traffic by lovely black cast iron posts connected by a dark grey chains that are clearly visible in the daylight hours.  But not so visible to depressed folksingers in the dark.

    At full romp, I took one of the chains right around the middle of the thigh and went flying into the crossing street and landed about a meter in front of a moving Police Car.  Luck for me Burlington’s Finest, are sharper than me and hit the brakes before making tire food out of yours truly.

    They jumped from the car and very reasonably assumed that I was drunk.  When they asked if I’d been drinking, I replied,

    “Not yet Officer, but that sounds like a good idea.”

    Thankfully, the show went very well.  Sang ‘Testify’, a tune I wrote with Russell Crowe for the first time ever.   Cool tune.

    Had a few pints with audio guy Steve for his 40th and watched drunken college kids in all kinds of foolish and suggestive costume.  They must have hammered to put on some of those get-ups…though, despite hours of observation, I saw not one of them trip up in the dark grey chain.

    Great Big Sea Day indeed.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - October 30, 2008 - South Orange, New Jersey (On the Bus)

    So far South Orange reminds me of one of those dandy English Commuter towns where people ride the train for a half hour or so to and from the big city each day.  Had breakfast right around the corner form the gig, which actually sits right under the Train Station, just like I remember in many towns just outside the city, limits of Greater London.  Perpendicular to the Railway Line, a Main Street (High Street in Britain) runs up a gentle slope and is bordered by small shops like Deli’s, Shoe Repair, Jewelers, and the like.  From first glance, it seems South Orange has bucked the normal North American trends and kept its little downtown intact and I actually see evidence that folks here use the train.  Very positive first impressions.

    Today is Thursday, I believe, which means four more shows till we go home.  This leg has been quite successful and all hands are in good spirits, but the cumulative effect of the road two thirds of the time since August are starting to show on the faces around me in the front lounge this morning.  Part of the problem is we’ve come North over night and all hands would rather veg in the front of the bus than put on an extra layer and face the fact that the Fall is all but over up here and Winter is all but upon us.

    Not so for McCann, he’s brought running gear for all weather, and he knows that I’ve got some all weather stuff too.  Shite, should not have had such a big breakfast.  Any moment now he’ll say something like, “C’mon Doyle, I saw a dandy park on the way in.”, or something like that and I’ll have to chase him through the woods and folks backyards for the next forty-five minutes.  I would not worry so much except for the alarming fact that dogs often chase us and McCann is much faster than me.  I fear I’ll be the one getting a tetanus shot and stitches later today.

    Reminds me of when Sean, my Tri-Athlete buddy Pete, and me went hiking on a day off in Banff.  Pete, the local warned us of the bears and how they could be quite quick on their feet.  I asked if Pete was worried about outrunning a bear, he answered,

    “I don’t need to outrun the bear Al, I just need to out run you.”

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - October 26, 2008 - Charlotte, NC (On the Bus)

    Beautiful afternoon in Charlotte as the GBS Bus is parked on a textbook American Campus here at Queens University.  Brick Buildings surrounded by well-tended lawns dotted with the earliest leaves to give up the fight against the Fall.  Chased Sean around some of the best-kept homes and gardens I’ve ever seen in the US and wound up in Freedom Park; a city park with a large man made pond, perfect grass, and a dandy amphitheatre that I’d love to play sometime.  The place reminded me of one of the great parks in London, England, albeit much smaller.

    This tour has been going very well considering the uncertainty in the US Economy.  Sold Out in Rochester, very big houses in Boston and Baltimore, and a very respectable first appearance in Keene, NH, has spirits and morale fairly high after week one.  A day off in Atlanta tomorrow should buoy us along to get through the week with all systems go.  But you never know.

    Do Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt really need Proactiv?  Sorry, but the Satellite TV on the bus has been on the cooking station all day long and every 15 minutes, one of these Hollywood Dolls is schilling this Acne Solution. It has dawned on me to wonder if there is an odd irony at play here.  I’ve never met either of these fine ladies in person, so I’m really just talking shite here, but some cynical part of me suspects neither of the above mentioned gals has had a blemish in her life.  The ‘before’ photos actually look doctored, as if they photo-shopped in pimples on Daisy Duke.  Interesting.

    Normally TV Ads make celebrities seem larger than life and perfect, not more flawed.  I’m sure every hair care commercial has doctored the images to make the models look better, not worse.   I find it believable that Tiger Woods drives a Buick and I’ve seen him using Nike Golf balls, but I just can’t picture one of the supermodels noted slathering Proactiv on their perfect cheeks. 

    Don’t get me wrong; I don’t blame them for taking the check if indeed they don’t use the stuff.  I’d certainly do the same.  I just find it interesting that the campaign relies on the viewer accepting that these women have had skin issues.

    Hoping for good crowd tonight to round off a good week.

    Fingers crossed.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - October 22, 2008, 12:33pm - Home

    Nice to be home, isn’t it?  The normalcy, the comfort of the most familiar surroundings; its almost peaceful.

    Yet, note the date and time noted above.  It’s 12:30PM here, which makes it 11AM in Rochester, NY, where GBS is slated to hit the stage at 8PM.  See the problem?  Not so serene here at the kitchen table in Coastal Newfoundland when the Itinerary says you are supposed to perform in Upstate New York in 9 hours.

    And last I checked, we did not have a GBS Jet.   That’s a bit beyond the Folk Band budget.

    Environment Canada issued a wind warning yesterday afternoon and we went through our usual poor weather protocol.  This kind of thing is standard procedure if you want to live in Newfoundland and travel for work 12 months a year.  Air Canada usually delays all the flights and Manager Louis and Travel Guru Sheila protect us on other flights and Airlines etc.   All through the evening and into the night and into the morning, all hands booked and rebooked but to little success.  Since 4am, I have been booked on Air Canada, WestJet, Continental, and SunWing.

    So far, Mother Nature has shagged the works of them and I am typing from the aforementioned kitchen table.  Molly looks confused.

    We were to fly out of YYT at 7AM and meet the bus and lads in Toronto at around 9:30 EST and make the leisurely jaunt across the order for a noon-ish arrival in Rochester.   Everyone made the rendezvous except Sean, Bob, Glen, and myself.  So the bus has rolled on without us and we are hoping the 2:30 SunWing Flight will get us to Toronto by 5PM EST, where we’ll rent a car, and drive some 267 kilometers in rush hour, with a border crossing, in an attempt to make the 8PM curtain call.

    Betcha we make it.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - October 11, 2008 - Boise, ID (On The Bus)

    Lovely morning in Boise.  There's a definite chill in the Sunny Saturday morning air that exclaims the end of our summer touring. The passersby the bus are covered in thermal wear and woolly hats, and there is not as pair of shorts or t-shirt to be seen. Bring on the Fall.

    'Does Summer feel the Winter come'...from Here and Now. That's one of my favourite GBS lyrics; favourite lyrics of all time for that matter. I can brag about it because I did not come up with it. Sean wrote it during our brainstorming sessions for the Fortunes Favour CD. I instantly loved the words and asked Sean what he thought it meant.  He replied something like,

    "you know, does Summer feel itself dying, does every flower and plants passing, sting a little. 'Does Summer fell the Winter come'...you know dude, like, does it hurt."

    Friggin Cool.

    Had a few dandy days treading on new ground in Albuquerque, NM, and Murray, Utah. My wanderlust is still alive and well and I'm thrilled that my job regularly takes me to new destinations. Played golf in both towns with Bob and Murray and Bus Driver JP. Enjoyed the desert and mountain views in the respective towns and met some kind folks by the bus after each show. Many Thanks.

    Denver has been one of GBS's biggest US audiences since day one. Amazing that our progress there has been so quick. A couple of nights ago we headlined the Paramount Theatre in Denver. That's the A Room for sure. Next stop after that is the Hockey Rink. Gotta like it. Thanks to all the Denver folks for filling the more than 1400 seats. Hope we can come back to the area in the New Year.

    Just getting ready to chase McCann around again. I've been running with, I mean behind, him every other day or so on this tour. Tough to catch him on a normal day, but he looks particularly ready to scoot up and down the River Banks today.

    Alan 

    Me thinks I’m in for a beating.

    Two shows to go.

    We'll soon enjoy the charms of our sweethearts and our friends.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - October 6, 2008 - San Luis Obispo (On the Bus)

    Currently parked in front of the hotel in downtown San Luis Obispo.  Slept in as late as I possibly could, as last night was our only chance on this tour to sleep in an honest to God bed.  I’ve been fighting the flu since the start of this run and I may have knocked it with this morning’s leisurely rise at 11:30.  It’s been a while since I’ve slept that late, and I confess that I really enjoyed it.

    There are those adults who lose their teenage ability to sleep for longer than 7-8 hours in a row.  There are dudes on this bus who wake at 6am; no matter what time they may have burned the midnight oil.  Thankfully, I can still pretty much sleep on a clothesline for as long as is available to me.

    Grand gig last night followed by a trip to the pub for sociables.  Thanks to all the kind folks who chatted and offered liquid joy and for keeping me out and entertained.  More thanks to the kind folks who had sense to send me home to the hotel for the much-needed kip.  I am better for your sober judgment.

    So far, this day is going as it should.  I had some light food, a big walk about the Cali/Mexican style downtown, and am currently making use of the hotel’s laundry facility to freshen up the wardrobe.
     
    How about Kris and Murray’s solo pieces in the previous two concerts?  Talk about raising the bar. Holy Jumpins.  How do we follow that?  What an odd position to find myself in.  I feel cheap singing my own songs following the cool and obscure covers of Richard Thomson and Bob Dylan respectively.  We’ve just instated a “No Repeat” rule, by the way so we have to learn something new each time your turn comes around.   Very cool that that solo slot in the show has done just what I had hoped.  It has made each concert unique, and guarantees that something special happens at every stop on the tour.

    Just dashed off to take the clothes out of the washer and dump it into the dryer.  Miracle of miracles; I remembered to not put my good shirts in the dryer!  Holy frig, a good nights sleep can do wonders.

    Must go find some good food for the evening meal.  Might be the last meal eaten with a fork for a few days so, lets make it count.

    Bus rolls to Tucson tonight.

    Rock On.

    Cheers
    A

  • Tour Diary - September 30, 2008 - AC Flight 105 (YYZ-YVR)

    How’s this for a lovely photo of Molly with the Historic St. John’s Harbour in the background?

    Now, I know what you’re thinking. 

    ‘Doyle may have lost it and is posting pics of his dog on the Internet.  All politeness aside, this family pic has no place in this forum and Doyle is obviously drinking in the daytime as he types his Blogs.’

    I don’t blame you one bit, Dear Reader, for making this assumption, but as it turns out, I am perfectly lucid and would love to explain the seemingly inappropriate, domestic, out of character, shot that sits above.

    Molly is a Regal Beast and deserves a photo shoot any time if you asked me.  Likewise the skyline of Old St. John’s with the sunshine pushing the clouds back out to sea is worthy of a snapshot.  However, the focus in this timely piece of photojournalism is neither the Dog of Dogs nor the City of Cities, but the massive cruise ship that dwarfs many of the 100-year-old buildings in the downtown core.

    Now, I know what you’re thinking.

    ‘Doyle has definitely lost it if he thinks we are interested in random tourist shots of cruise ships.  Dear Alan, I think we are all quite aware what a cruise ship looks like and we’ve seen lost of postcard shots of the city that you go on and on about.  Before you post anymore ‘enlightening’ images, please know that we’ve all seen airplanes land and have rode on the escalator at the Mall.’ 

    That’s what I would think if I were you, anyway.

    But this is no random boat.  This is the Norwegian Jewel, and if my research proves correct, this is the venue for Ships and Dips in February.  This is the craft that will ferry many of us to bliss and joy on the Caribbean Seas in the New Year’s dead of Winter.  Just thought it was cool to see it at home. 

    Made me hope for a grand time come 2009.

    Did a cool interview in Manhattan with a website called Do Something.  We spoke mostly about Daffodil Place, and mine and the bands effort to put something back into the community that gave us so much.  Check it out.

    Hope it raises more awareness about the cause.

    Currently sitting in 12D about one quarter of the way from Toronto to Vancouver.  Already flew from St. John’s to Toronto, but have no memory of the journey.  I know I got up and showered at 5AM, and got a Taxi to the airport.  I can recall nothing of the boarding process or flight.  Sleeping on planes is a Godsend. 

    I hope this long flight across this vast land affords more of the same.

    Really enjoyed the few days home, I must say. Looking forward to a few gigs in the West.  Hitting a few new spots is always a traveler’s treat.  Never been to Albuquerque or San Luis Obispo, I don’t think.  It’s always good to see old friends in Seattle, San Fran, and Denver.  An inner tube ride in Boise is a must.  One could even hope for a star sighting or two in Hollywood. 

    Much to hope for, isn’t there?

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - September 23, 2008 - Home

    Home Sweet Home after a very busy two weeks on the road.  In thirteen days on the road, we did twelve full concerts in twelve cities, three television performances, five television appearances, and three radio performances.  Pretty full schedule.  All good news.

    Finished the tour of with three grand gigs in Pittsburgh, New York, and Altamonte, NY.  Funny thing about Pittsburgh is that, despite the fact that I’ve been there over a dozen times, I always find myself in a new neighborhood with not a familiar building or street corner in sight.  On Thursday, we found ourselves in the Theatre District and I found it quite an appealing downtown with tons of food and entertainment to pick from.  I also enjoyed the views across the River(s) and the dandy walking trails.  Had a great day, and almost went river kayaking right downtown, but a press commitment kept us out of the water.  Next time.

    I think I’ll start to bore you all if I go on any more about how much I love Manhattan.  I’ll just ask any newcomers to refer to many previous entries here to find details of my love affair for the Big Apple.  On Friday, though, I may have discovered something about New Yorkers that I had not yet realized.  I’ve always thought that if you live in a city long enough, you being to take on physical traits of others who’ve done the same.  In other words, cities cause people to look a certain way.  

    Copenhagen, for example, is completely accessible by bicycle, so many folks in that city look healthy and fit.  A US city, that I will leave unnamed, is only accessible by car and is littered with fast food, so many folks downtown are overweight and unhealthy looking.  Folks in Anchorage look very content in their parkas and snow clothes.  Londoners look surprised each January when Winter comes, and they appear weighed down by their layers and coats.   

    Societal opinions also cause citizens to dress and appear certain ways, I think.  I did not notice may Goths while growing up in Petty Harbour or while touring in Utah.  But Seattle is a perfect place to a Goth, I figure.  Yeah, Seattle could be the perfect place to be a Goth.  Rainy, cool music, not too much direct sunlight.  I’ve always felt bad for Goths in cities like Phoenix.  Jaysus, what a heat in the compulsory black skinny jeans, tall leather boots, t-shirt and, trench coat.  But, I digress.

    New Yorkers look excited to me.  Excited and very true to themselves.   I suppose they are excited because they love the place and you’ve got to be high energy to last in the city that never sleeps.  They also seem very true and real as they have almost no social limits to put on any kind of artifice.   There exists in New York, such a cross section of humanity that one could truly be whatever one desires…and find a few others to join the club.  You can be really Artsy, Goth, Gay, Macho, Flaky, Conservative, Promiscuous, Religious, Atheist, Whatever in Manhattan, and you would not get a second glance on the M Train.  Such variety and tolerance is rare and allows folks to realize their true selves without restraint.  

    Just the spot.  I Heart NY.

    I confess that I did not think the gig in Altamonte, NY would be great.  I did only a little research on the gig and as it was called “Irish 2000” or something like that, I instantly assumed it would be a sea of plastic green hats as we performed in a city park on the back of a flatbed truck in between, ‘Wink the Blarney’ and ‘Green Beers and Ham’, or something like that.  It turns out, I was dead wrong.  The Festival was on a great Fair Grounds-ish kind of place with lots of cool concessions and several excellent music venues in various sizes of tents.  The stages were very professional with high-end sound and lights and the bands were excellent.   Watched Celtic Cross, from New Jersey, who had some memorable tunes and a great singer.  Also witnessed Gaelic Storm slay the place with a show that could very well be the best hour of entertainment on the Celtic circuit.  
    Had a grand chat with Travis Crickard and his buddies from the Potsdam NCAA hockey team.  Travis is from St. John’s and is playing goal for the team and dropped down to the Altamonte gig to give me a few goalie tips.  Hope I don’t let you down in my next beer league skate.  Good Luck to you and the lads with the season.
    Drove overnight to Toronto and played CBC Sunday Morning TV show before blasting off to the airport.  Made it home to catch the Prince before bedtime.  

    Best squeeze I ever got.

    A few days home before jetting to the West Coast.  Bring on the Clowns.

    Cheers,
    Alan
  • Tour Diary - September 18, 2008 - Cleveland, Ohio (Hotel)

    Sort of had a day off on Monday as we had no evening performance.  We did, however, have to get up at 5AM to load into the Cleveland Fox Station.  We’d been invited to be the Band for the Day on the very popular morning show and despite my distaste for singing in the early morning, I jumped at the opportunity to play in front of a viewership of over 2 million.

    The folks at the Station were kind to us and gave us several hits on the broadcast.  We, of course, took over the place as much as possible and even invaded the Anchor area;



    We left the Fox Station and went directly to the Hotel in downtown Cleveland. We were pretty bagged, but the rooms were not ready.  I took advantage of the time to have a dandy breakfast at the Juniper Grill, I believe, and did my laundry in between Eggs Benny’s.  Very productive, I thought.
    Just as the clothes were dry, the lady gave me a key to my room.  I’m off to a flying star on this day, I thought.  Who knows what else I could get done.  I went to my room and lay on the bed for a moment, and woke up three and a half hours later.  I swear I woke up at 3PM and I felt like I had been on Acid for a whole weekend.  Completely spaced out and had not a j.d. clue where I was.  I honestly had to look at the hotel card on the desk to remind myself I was in Cleveland.

    Not much to report from the rest of that day.  I returned many overdue emails and surfed the web till I could not stare at the screen any longer, then had a supper with some of the lads in the hotel bar.  I was in bed by midnight.

    Played golf with Bob and Driver JP on Tuesday and had a blast.  Did not score that well, as I have not been playing much, but managed a 94 as my putter saved me more than once.  I was hoping to play a lot on this run, but the daytime press commitments have been pretty consistent, and that is a good thing, I suppose.

    We had good crowds at the two Ohio shows considering much of the State is still without electricity and many folks are at home dealing with Insurance Companies that are threatening to go out of business any day.  Not to mention the fact that the economy is way down, price of gas is way up.  I suppose if you plan to be in a touring band for fifteen-plus years, you have to expect to roll with the punches.

    Currently sitting behind the Theatre in Pittsburgh.  Already made an appearance at a morning TV Station, did some exercise at the local YMCA, ate some Mexican, bought a few gifts for the Family, did sound check, had a band conference call with Manager Louis, rehearsed a new set of tunes with Bob, and have all but typed a new FTR Blog.  It is not quite 5PM.  
    Jaysus, still 3 hours till Showtime.  Where does the time come from?

    Rock on.

    Cheers,
    Alan


  • Tour Diary - September 13, 2008 - Chicago, IL (On the Bus)

    Sitting on the bus waiting for a serious rainstorm to pass.  I’ve been sitting in dirty exercise clothes waiting for a break in the downpour to go for a jog around the town.  I’ve been doing this for almost two hours.  I’m just about to give it up, get a shower and go eat a hot dog.

    Great location for the new GBS, Newfoundland Labrador Bus here on the main entrance to the Festival site.  Many folks taking photos of the icebergs and whales and Gros Mourne images on the 45-foot panels that line the bus.  JP, our Super Driver, has fielded dozens of inquiries about the bus and more importantly about the Province.  This morning at a truck stop in Rural Illinois, JP tells me, a driver from a Moving Company begged to get on the bus as he was originally from the Rock and wanted to say Hi. Only a few moments ago a lady with a heavy Spanish brogue asked if this NewFinland was a new place.  It looks like a movie set, she decided.  That iceberg can’t be real!

    The tour is off to a good start, I figure.  London rocked, as did Ann Arbor, and Madison.   Played to one of the most enthusiastic crowds ever in Minneapolis last night.  Sean’s family delivered the most amazing Enchiladas I’ve ever tasted and he and I did a cool cameo o a local afternoon TV show.  Big day in a city that I just love, love, love.
     
    Read some good reviews online about the shows as well.  We’re doing many of the new tunes on the CD and dragging out a few rare oldies like Ferryland Sealer and Captain Wedderburn.  On some occasions, this means a few of the more commonly heard tunes like Mari Mac or Boston and St John’s has to get cut, but what can you do.  I s’pose it’s all part of being a band with over a hundred recorded tunes to pick from.  We’re having a blast.  Hope you are, too.

    Still raining…heavier actually.  That’s it.  Shag it.  I should get some exercise credits for having sat here all this time.  Off to the Fish and Chips shop.

    Rock On.

    Cheers,
    Alan
  • Tour Diary - September 5, 2008 - Home

    H-man is napping which affords a moment to reflect on last weekend’s Halifax romp.

    Man I love Halifax.  If I had never heard of St. John’s, I would have moved to Halifax from almost anywhere else in North America.  Perfect size, cool walks, tons of history, great music, dandy pubs and restaurants, piles of worldly people to meet, tons of students and sailors to give the place some youthful energy, and the Lower Deck.

    I have fond memories of that place.  We played there for a week each month for a couple of years, but in my mind, it was all one big night.  For a Celtic band from Newfoundland, the Lower Deck is the biggest, most important gig in your career.   You need it to pay the massive expense of getting off the Rock and an anchor gig like the Deck can pay for a lot of cold introductory tours through Atlantic Canada, Quebec and Ontario.  

    Gigging there can be addictive, which explains why many of the bands that played there with us a dozen years ago, are still there.  It’s a great gig.  I thought it was great because the pub was so good, but on Friday of last week as I stood on that stage for the first time in over a decade, I realized something, that had previously alluded me.  The Lower Deck is indeed a fine pub, but it is a spectacular music venue.  Every aspect of the place is set up to enhance the musical, not the pub, experience.  It’s all about the bands and music.  Can’t think of another pub in the world that is so focused on the entertainment as the Lower Deck.  Grand Spot.

    I vote we do it every year.

    Had a grand time at Keith Urban show as well.  Massive crowd showed up early enough to catch our set.  I think we went over fairly well in front of many folks who saw us for the first time.  Interesting to stand in front of the sea of Corona fake Cowboy hats. (C’mon, if you’re going to wear a Cowboy Hat don’t go for the free one you get with a six pack of Mexican beer, frig sakes).

    Keith Urban is one of the best guitar players I’ve ever seen.  Johnny Reed rocked the house.  Gretchen Wilson can wail.  Not sure about the Journey into Heart note for note covers though.

    Finished Saturday night as we’ve finished many in that town; in a pub with friends chatting and laughing and carrying on while drinking glasses of beer.  

    I Love Halifax

    Cheers,
    Alan
  • Tour Diary - August 23, 2008 - Flight 692 ( YYZ-YYT)

    After a great show at Wolftrap, JP rolled the GB Bus across the border to Toronto in record time and got us to the airport several hours ahead of schedule. Thanks to a kind lady at the Air Canada counter, we actually got on an earlier flight. Home early. Gotta like it.

    I'm wearing my "Jesus Saves" t-shirt. Some of you may have seen my wearing it on stage. It shows goalie Jesus making a wicked glove save. Looks like this:

    Jesus Saves Tee

    Funny how many heads this t-shirt turns. I swear a lady in the coffee shop wanted to spray me with Holy Water or burn me as a heretic. I had another t-shirt that I thought was even funnier, but I had to stop wearing it in public as several people blessed themselves in front of my as I passed. THat shirt just had two quotations with small footnotes identifying the person responsible for them;

    GOD IS DEAD - neitzsche

    NIETZSCHE IS DEAD - god

    Now, come on, that's funny. Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, Agnostic, Atheist, whatever. That's frigging good. 

    Religious messages have always caught my attention, but a few months back I saw one that nearly made me put the car off the road. Now please bear in mind, I'm not snickering at Scripture here and I'm not taking a poke at any one sect or church, but this must be noted. Right next to Memorial University, a place of higher learning, a large slide in the letters kind of sign in a Church Parking Lot announced...

    "It was not Nails that held Jesus to the Cross. It was Love."

    My first thought was that I felt the author of the sign might want to talk to Jesus about that. I had a funny feeling that He would say something like, "No, Trust Me, It Was Nails."

    The oddest thing was that I was on my way to the hardware store when I saw the sign next to MUN. I was getting some stuff to repair our back fence. It was all I could do to resist walking up to the counter and saying, 

    "Excuse me, I need some galvanized four inch love, please."

    Thanks to everyone for coming to the gigs last week, from Buffalo to Vienna. 

    Almost home. Only a few days respite before we head to Halifax for the Urban gig. 

    Rock On. 

    Cheers,

    Alan

  • Tour Diary - August 20, 2008 - Martha’s Vineyard - Beetlebung Coffee Shop

    Enjoying a day off in Martha’s Vineyard after some of the oddest travel and encounters in my professional life.  The past 24-48 hours have been boring, thrilling, terrifying and bizarre at times.

    Immediately following the Philly Folk Fest, we rode to a near by hotel and grabbed showers and napped on the bus for a few hours before rolling to downtown Philadelphia for the World Café Radio gig.  They treated us very kindly there and the whole thing went off without a hitch.  It went so well that we finished an hour or so ahead of schedule so Sean and I bolted to the airport for an earlier fight than our scheduled 3:30.  We were leaving the bus, you see, to head off to Durham, New Hampshire to film some spots for a PBS program we hope to release in the Fall.

    We got to the airport just after Noon.  The best of intentions were met head on, however, with a not so joyous lady at the US Air Counter who informed us of two things. One, the earlier flight to Manchester was oversold and we cold not get on it, and two, our 3:30 flight was delayed and would not be departing till 5:00.  We had 5 hours to kill in the Airport.  Boo.

    After much pacing, email checking, departure screen staring, cel phone flicking, coffee drinking, supposing, doubting, scheming, tabloid magazine browsing, scrunched up paper ball and garbage can basketball playing, and self loathing, Sean and I finally got on a plane at 5:15.

    We arrived in Manchester, an hour or so late and were picked up by a kind lady who drove us in the woods.  Yes in the woods.  In about ten minutes we were surrounded by nothing but tall trees, foliage and shadows.
     
    It’s all staring to look very Soprano’s.  Jaysus, are we about to get whacked?

    Turns out the road to Durham NH winds through miles of farmland and countryside and the driver lady had no malicious intent.  Our destination was the New England Center, a conference center and hotel planted deep in amongst huge pine and oak trees near the University of New Hampshire, but feels completely isolated.  From the drop off point, hotel guest need to wander down a winding path through the forest to get to the Hotel Lobby.  It honestly felt like being in a Robin Hood movie.  I kept expecting the Liv Tyler ride past on a white horse, whispering in Elvish or something. Surreal destination after a long day.

    We ate in the hotel restaurant, which was quite good, and both retired fairly early as we were knackered.  I lay in bed for a while trying to get interested in the Olympics.  I watched some Table Tennis and some Trampoline or something.  Now, as many of you know, I am a pretty big sports fan.  But I cannot seem to give two shites about this year’s Olympics.  With the exception of the magic fish dude, Phelps, there seems little to discuss.  I’d hoped that my evening in front of the TV would renew my hope, but no sir.  Table Tennis and Trampoline just did not do it.  I s’pose I’ll have to wait for 2010, when Moose Hunting and 120’s are expected to be demonstration sports.

    Myself and Sean met in the lobby at 8:30 AM and were picked up by a kind Gent from New Hampshire Public Television.  We went up the street, past the gorgeous campus (very Harry Potter) and were met by a few kind ladies who ushered us into a boardroom to discuss the business of the day.  This station has agreed to present parts of the Courage, Patience and Grit DVD to America in the Fall.  We were there to film interviews to accompany the broadcast.

    After some discussion we were led to a TV Studio where we began taping.  Just before the questions began between ourselves and our interviewer, another announcer lady did a little intro, in a pleasant and reserved tone…

    “We hope you are enjoying this program.  If you’d like to show your appreciation for programming such as this, we have several gifts to say thanks for your pledge for Public Television”

    I’m telling you, it was perfect.  It instantly sounded like one of those PBS Pledge shows where we all watched Riverdance or whatever for the first time.  They’ve got it down, for sure.  Very cool.

    We were done ahead of schedule and bolted once again for the Airport.  This time, Logan Airport was our destination.  We dashed to the Cape Air counter and once again tried to get on an earlier flight, only to learn once again that, the earlier flight was oversold, and we were bound to spend another block of time wandering through airport halls.

    Mercifully, the time past quickly and we were walking down the hallway to the gate for the plane.  Just before we get to the big door at the end, the Cape Air employee, who looked to be right around half my age, turned hard right and headed down the steps where they normally pass down the stroller and stuff.  Figuring I was first in line, I followed her down the steps where an even younger dude took over, and led us round the corner of the building to our awaiting “plane”.

    Forgive the quotation marks above.  I do not mean to suggest that a 9 Seat Cessna 404 is not a real airplane.  I just could not think if a better way to convey my sense of surprise to be approaching a commercial airplane that I’d have to step down into.  Holy frig.  My Mini Van is bigger than this plane.  I’m serious.

    The young dude led us up to the plane and asked me to enter first as I was to be the co-pilot.  Funny, I thought.  That must be his standard gag to break the ice when people look nervous.  Wrong.  He lifts the side panel and points to the seat next to the pilot.  “Up you go”, he says. 

    No joke.  Ten seconds later, I’m sitting next to Captain John, and I can feel the wee steering wheel rubbing against my thighs.  Sean almost barfed.

    The Copilot and Alan Barfy Sean is Barfy

    Five minutes later, we are 3000 Feet above Boston and I am one dude away from being at the helm.   It’s truly unbelievable, in this post 911 World that this scenario happens numerous times a day.  I could feel the steering wheel move, matching the Captain’s every turn.  I almost got my foot stuck under one of the operating pedals below.

    Two things occur to me.  One, I could send this plane crashing to the earth if I felt like it.  If I had the slightest chaotic or suicidal instinct, I could sucker punch Captain John and take this plane wherever I wanted.  Thankfully for everyone involved, I have no such instincts so this course of events was not going to happen.  The second thing to occur to me was a little more disturbing.  What if Captain John has a brain hemorrhage?  A heart attack?A sneezing fit? A freaking nose bleed?  I will be left flying this plane.  Me.  Alan, many moving violations cant parallel park can’t drive a standard transmission should never have got a driver’s license, Doyle.  With the possible exception of the infant in the back, I must be the worst candidate for this job.

    I figured it would be a white knuckler, but I could not have foreseen this turn of events.  Despite the fact that it was a lovely day with no turbulence and the flight afforded a grand view of Cape Cod and Nantucket, I still kissed the ground he moment we stepped from the plane.

    We strolled, weak in the knees from the airport to the gig, which was only a few hundred meters, where we were met by an awaiting driver who was to bring us to a radio station for an acoustic performance.  We barely had time to tell the lads about our harrowing experience when before we found ourselves traveling across Martha’s Vineyard.  All seemed well till the driver made a sharp turn off the highway and started down a dirt road in the middle of nowhere.  In ten seconds we were completely out of sight of all civilization. 

    It’s all staring to look very Soprano’s.  Jaysus, are we about to get whacked? 

    Any way, we arrive at this converted house/ radio station in the middle of the woods and sing a few tunes and are back in the car in no time at all.  Shortly there after we got back on the bus next to the gig and announced that we were never getting off it again.

    Rock On.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - August 16, 2008 - Highway to Akron

    Woke up early.  Alone in the back lounge of the bus, rolling steadily somewhere.

    Not sure where we are exactly.  Through the bus windows I can see a four or five lane Interstate Highway that could be one of a million places in North America.  The trees are mostly deciduous trees that are common in most Central and Northeastern parts of this continent.  The houses that fill the passing subdivisions all have black tile or metal roofs, which I’ve seen practically everywhere from Scarborough to Seattle.  We have past an Arby’s, a steel manufacturing plant an apartment complex and a truck stop as I’ve been typing this sentence.  So far nothing I’ve seen in the past twenty minutes gives me any indication as to my current locale.

    Amazing how much of North America has become so non descript, so generic.  I’m certain this is why I still live in St. John’s…it does not look, sound or smell like anywhere else.  It is different, unique.  I’m sure this is why I love places like Manhattan, New Orleans, Quebec City, and San Francisco.  Nothing better than a place that strives to be its own self.Nothing worse than a place that strives to be otherwise.

    The same is true for people, I suppose.

    I just saw a sign for Highway 271 North.  If I had a map, that would help me out, but there’s not enough wireless power to get Google earth running, so I’m still lost.  I could just walk up to the front of the bus ads ask JP, our most excellent driver, where we are, but I’m kind of enjoying this moment of suspension; on the winding road between somewhere and somewhere else, but at the moment, nowhere in particular.  Cool.

    There’s a Highway 8 North sign and a BuySell Shop on the intersection.  We must be close to some town because we have slowed considerably and are stuck in traffic.  The license plates of the neighbouring vehicles are almost all from Ohio, which gives me enough evidence to assume that I’m in the right State.

    Tonight we play Akron, which is a first for us, I believe.  Hoping to improve on last night’s performance, which for me at least was a feat of memory and panic.  Funny how some nights the chords and lyrics just appear in you hands and mouth at the right time.  Yet, on rare occasions like last night, I have to think about every strum, note and line to make them work.  Very grateful for the enthusiastic 5000+ who buoyed us through a few miscues.

    Going over a very high over pass with a lovely town below the right side of the bus.  Looks like a College town with a big University Building and a church in the middle.  And the bus just veered right off the highway.  Me thinks we are in Akron.  Yep, Akron Recreational Department on the bus ahead.

    Suspension complete.  We have arrived. Touchdown Akron, Ohio.
    Lets make it count.
    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - August 15, 2008 - AC Flight 1197 (YYT-YYZ)

    Off we go again. Bit of a crazy week ahead, but I am very glad to have the chance to play a few concerts in a row. Feels like it’s been a while since we did more than a weekend.

    What lies ahead looks something like this. We fly to Toronto and jump on the Bus where, hopefully, Kris and Murray and the crew will be waiting for us. We roll to the border and head into Buffalo for tonight’s gig.

    Late night tonight we roll to Akron. Have we ever played Akron? Have I ever been to Akron? I know we’ve played Columbus, Cincinnati, Cleveland, and Dayton. We also spent a day off in the parking lot of a Hojo (Howard Johnson Hotel for the un-jaded travelers amongst us) in Medina. I think, but cannot confirm that we stopped for gas in Toledo once as well. That’s six cities I’ve visited in the State of Ohio. I wonder if I’ve been to as many destinations in any other State?

    Anyway, late Saturday night we head to the Philly Folk Festival to headline one of the most prestigious Music Events in the US. Big gig. Early Monday morning we nip over to the University in Philly to record a radio show called World Café, I think. We played this show a number of years back and all I can recall is humping our gear up four flights of stairs to this wee closet of a room where the hosts did a great show with few resources. Thankfully, the show has moved into a real ground level studio and the crew will not mutiny when it comes time to load in.

    Its gets a little hairy at this point.

    Following the morning taping of the show, the whole party has a day off in Philly and then roll to the morning Ferry to Martha’s Vineyard. That is the whole party except me and Sean. We dash to the airport and fly to Manchester, NH and catch a car to Durham, NH. Is there a good pub in Durham, I wonder? We sleep in a Durham Hotel and rise in the AM and go directly to the New Hampshire PBS TV Station to record some interviews for a potential upcoming release. (More about that in days and weeks to come.) Following the interviews, we are to be driven to Boston Airport where we’ll board what I imagine will be a frighteningly small airplane bound for Martha’s Vineyard. Following this inevitable white knuckler of a flight, we are to be swept off to a local radio station to perform a couple of acoustic songs live on the air. Then we are to finally meet up with the lads who’ve had a day and a half of leisure under their belts and will look calm and refreshed having gorged on Cheese Steaks in Philly and Clams in Martha’s Vineyard.

    Very happy to say that we stay in MV for the evening and have the next day off. I had the pleasure of sailing into Edgartown with the Fairest One of all and a few friends on a posh, posh, posh yacht a number of years back. Very cool little spot, surrounded by some very rich, rich homeowners.

    That evening we board the bus again to head to Dewey Beach. As of typing this diary, I confess that I know nothing about Dewey Beach. I don’t know what State it is in, or if it is North or South of anywhere I’ve ever been. I assume from the name that I’ll be close to the ocean when I play, and I assume that will be the Atlantic Ocean, but can’t be sure.

    On Friday we should arrive at Wolftrap in the greater DC area. This could be the nicest venue in America. It is a wooden Amphitheatre that looks beautiful and sound amazing and has the best technical set up I’ve ever seen. We’ve played there with the Cheiftains, Sinead Oconnor, Saw Doctors, Seven Nations, The Young Dubs and Eddie from Ohio. They’ve all been dandy.

    Immediately following our opening set at Wolftrap (we are on at 7:30) we bolt for the border and Toronto in attempt to make the morning flight back to the Rock. If all goes well, I could be home by early afternoon.

    Big week. They all seem big lately. Cool.

    Just crossing through the border check area near the Peace Bridge. A surly looking US Customs Official looks like he intends to board the bus. Best not be looking at the Mac when he arrives.

    Looking forward to the week ahead. Hope you are, too.

    Cheers,

    Alan

  • Tour Diary - July 17, 2008 - Home

    And there it was.  Gone. 

    The three-day blitz in Central Canada came and went like a Tornado.  As expected, it was a weekend of notable occurrences and stats.  On Thursday, we played for our biggest crowd ever in Quebec.  We’ve done a few big things in Montreal, but as headliners we’ve never drawn a bigger Quebec crowd than at La Festival d’Ete.  I spoke with some kind folks who were visiting the hidden jewel of North America for the first time and they agreed that Quebec City is fabulous.  I would move there tomorrow if I did not love St. John’s so much.

    All hands figured Ottawa would be big.  But no one could have predicted the record breaker that occurred on Friday night.  I’m told that we had just about 30,000 people singing along at the Bluesfest gig.  According to all reports, that is the biggest audience in the history of the Festival, and certainly would be the biggest paid audience in GBS history.  A sea of bodies was all I could discern each time LampieJayrock swept the field with the spotlights.  It was truly an amazing feeling.  I normally leave my in-ear headphones jammed in pretty tight, but I confess I pulled them out several times to hear the roar of the crowd.  I’m sure this did nothing for my timing or pitch, but I just had to hear what General Taylor sounds like, supported by so many voices.  Glorious.  Thanks to everyone.

    And if Ottawa was not enough to give a God-like Rock Star complex, we dashed overnight to Toronto to the Molson Amphitheatre to a near 10,000 people packed into the Premiere concert venue in the country.  There were six video cameras, a separate recording truck, a cool walk on from Hawksley, and a PA and Light rig fit for Bon Jovi.  By the time we rolled to the airport at about 4 am, I had myself fully convinced that I was the biggest Rock Star on the planet and nothing could ever slow me down again.

    No worries, this delusion quickly passed as I arrived home and checked my long list of domestic duties that had built up over my three or four day absence.  Nothing like scooping Molly’s poop to bring you down from a foolishly inflated sense of self.

    So I was doing a press thingy for Daffodil Place yesterday with my Aunt Maud.  She has lived in the States for a long time but still holds Newfoundland close to her heart.  Her and some friends gathered together around $2500 for Daffodil Place.  Very cool, thanks Aunt Maud…see you in Altamont.

    Anyway, after Aunt Maud and me finish our little press scrum, the CBC gal pulls me aside and asks me on camera I’d like to comment on the Page incident. I’m like, “What? Page incident? ...like paper incident?”  She rolled her eyes a bit and looked at me like I must live under a rock or something, as I did not know that the news of the day involved Steven Page getting arrested in NY State for possession of drugs.  I told her I could not comment on the matter as I knew nothing of it and merely insisted that Steve is a good guy and I hope this whole thing resolves itself to the betterment of him and all the BNL Camp.

    Then she says, “Would you care to comment on the appeal of drugs in the music business?” 
    Now, you guys know me.  Conservative comment is not my forte and my first instinct was to exclaim…

    “Are you kidding, drugs are f%^&ing awesome.  I’m high as a kite right now.  I couldn’t walk on stage without a serious dose of smack.  If it weren’t for the dandy hookers, drugs would be the best part .”

    You know, some ridiculous answer for a ridiculous question.

    But, alas, my Mom and Aunt Maud were about six feet from me and I just did not have the heart to risk shocking the Dolls, so I said something polite and politically correct, and insipid and boring.  

    I’ll try not to make a habit of it.

    Rock On.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - July 8, 2008 - Home

    Big weekend ahead.  This would be a terrible time for me to get the flu or break my fingers in a bar fight.  Three of the biggest gigs in a long time fall within the 72 Hours between Thursday and Saturday.  Add to that, a potential recording session and a video shoot and that makes for a pretty full three days, I figure.

    On Thursday, we play La Festival D’ete in Quebec City.  As I’m sure I’ve mentioned here before, Quebec City could very well be the prettiest town in North America.  I love the old walled city and the distinct European vibe.  If I had to live somewhere other than St. John’s, Quebec city would be tops on my list of places to hang.  This year marks Quebec City’s 400th Anniversary and I’m grateful to be part of the grand celebrations. 

    I think the Dubs (Young Dubiner’s from LA) are in town as well.  Love to hook up with the lads for a pint.  They and us along with Seven Nations had a Summer to end all Summers when we crisscrossed the US on a three band bill called Uprooted.  The foolish nights we spent…

    We overnight on the bus to Ottawa and perform at the Bluesfest.  I understand the venue has moved from the ugly parking lot we played a few years back and is now located down by the river on a lovely patch of grass.  Ottawa has always been kind to us.  Really looking forward to a big night.

    We overnight again to Toronto for a gig at the Premier concert venue in the country, the Molson Amphitheatre.  There is no other stage in Canada that so clearly says that you are in the big leagues.  The line up for this year’s concert series includes, RUSH, James Taylor, Allison Krause, and Robert Plant, just to name a few.  And right in the middle of the same batch of International Talent this weekend is Great Big Sea. 

    I’m not sure how many Canadian acts can headline the Molson Amphitheatre.  Certainly, the Internationally Signed acts like Nickelback, Avril, BNL, The Hip, Simple Plan, Sara M, and a few others could all sell the Amphitheatre.  Of the Domestic Canadian Bands, there are probably only a handful of acts that could handle the sheer capacity of this place. Ourselves, Blue Rodeo, Jann Arden, come to mind.   All tolled, probably less than twenty Canadian bands could get this gig.  I believe this will be our fourth time headlining this venue.  Forgive me for patting myself on the back, but that’s f@#$ng cool.

    We’ll be attempting to shoot a couple of Live music videos on Saturday as well.  Hoping to capture images for Love me Tonight and Here and Now over the course of the weekend and especially at the venue on Saturday.  So if you plan to be at the Amphitheatre, please wear your best tops and slacks as you might end up on TV.

    Might be recording a thingy in a studio in Toronto as early Saturday morning as well.  It would be a contribution to a Compilation CD, but I’ll say more about that somewhere down the road.

    Should be a good laugh this weekend as videographer Darcy, who shot the making of the FF CD is along for the ride.  Brother Bern is coming to take some snaps.  And there should be a large crowd on hand for pints following the T.O. show.   Our bus rolls from the venue late night for Pearson Airport and an early morning flight to St. John’s.

    All that in one weekend.  Jaysus.  Amazing, considering I can still put H to bed on Wednesday night and get him up from his nap on Sunday.

    Might get over 30 Celsius today in St. John’s.  Summertime.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - June 29, 2008 - AC Flight 1198 (Toronto to St. John's)

    Well, that was fun.

     

    I'd forgotten what it was like to do a National Press Tour in Canada.  Myself and Bob did a smaller run when the Hard and the Easy came out, but the last honest to goodness GBS Press tour was in 2005, I guess, for the Something Beautiful CD.  I had forgotten how long the days can become when you're up at 5AM to do morning TV and Radio, followed by a full day of Interviews followed by a night-time performance.  I figure I've averaged about 4 hours sleep per day since last Thursday, and I could not be happier.  This day and age, fewer and fewer bands get the opportunity to have a major Record Label's Publicity Machine kick into full gear to promote a new project.  Music budgets just do not allow for such spending, so I feel honoured that the guys and gals at Warner Music Canada still feel we are worth the effort. 

     

    I think the whole week went very well.  I hope people enjoyed the pub shows, especially.  I confess that I wanted them to be very loose and dare I say, self indulgent.  I usually plan the course of the evening and give the lads a set list before sound check in case we need to run over a few unfamiliar songs.  But in these pub shows, I wanted people to see us in a very casual environment with little or no bells and whistles; barely a set list to predetermine the path of the evening. For one brief reprieve I wanted to take chances and risks that I would never do in a normal GBS concert setting.   I realize a song or two went off the rails a few times musically, as we were open to requests for tunes we had not played in years, and I hope that spontaneity came across as fun for everyone.  We'll spend the bulk of the next calendar year playing a slick and well rehearsed show with full PA, Lights and Set Production.  I really wanted these pub gigs to be naked and chaotic.  I had a blast.

     

    Looking forward to the dates ahead.  The Quebec City, Ottawa, Toronto and Gander shows in the next few weeks will serve as the first dates on the Fortunate Tour which should carry on through the Fall and into 09.  Jaysus, did I say 09?  I'll be friggin' 40 before this tour is over.  Could be way worse, I suppose.

     

    Anybody notice that Bob now plays a new instrument.  Never fails...one per tour.  For those of you who missed the pub tour, Bob plays the harmonica now, as well.  Bastard makes me feel lazy.

     

    Really miss my little boy, though.  Ten days away feels like a lifetime.  I can't believe he'll be two years old in a few days.  Wow.

     

    I see the plane is dipping into the fog.  Must be close to home.

     

    Happy Summer.

     

    Cheers,

    Alan

  • Tour Diary - June 25, 2008 - Ottawa (on the bus)

    Just sitting here on the side of a downtown hotel in the Nation’s Capitol watching people hurry to their jobs and clutching their Starbucks.  Funny how some seem to really enjoy the start of the day while others need a while to warm up to it.  I, for one, have never really been a morning person.  I get up when it is required and can function well on little sleep but I'm also very good at pulling off a 12 hour nap occasionally if time allows. I have never overslept and missed a flight or meeting, and can think of only two or three times when I'm the last guy to show up for an appointment.  I'm freakishly early, actually.  Must come from my Mom and Dad, I s'pose.

    No, I am not a morning person, but I don't mind getting up. As long as it does not require singing before noon.  I don't think I'm a big whiner, so please allow me one paragraph to vent.  Jaysus, I hate singing in the morning.  I suck at it and it blows my pipes for a couple of days to follow.  The guys at Canada AM have been so good to us over the years, and giving us three tunes on National TV was a great way to kick off the CD, so I don't want to sound like and ungracious guest, but blowing out a couple of rockers before Noon is just crazy.

    Thanks for that.

    We've had a few great nights since we hit the road last Friday.  PJ O'Brien’s jam gig was grand fun and I can't wait for tonight's event in downtown Ottawa.  We've always been well received here, so I hope for more of the same.

    The CD seems to be well received as well.  Got 3.5 stars in a Toronto Star review and a cool mention on the Playlist of USA Today.  Signs are good.

    Spent last night at the Gainey Foundation event in Montreal.  What an accomplishment for that Family to take the tragic loss of a Mom/Wife and a Daughter/Sister and turn it into a positive force in their lives and the lives of others.  I am drawn to those who make the best of things ad make the most of their days.  The Gainey Family is on the top of the list.

    I am typing on my new Mac, by the way.  I think this laptop may be the biggest submission to peer pressure in my adult life.  I honestly believe I bought this computer because all the cool people I know have one just like it.  Frig sakes, I'm almost 40.  I'm someone's Dad.  I should be above this kind of nudging, but apparently I am not.  I am under the illusion that this music making machine will make me a better write and producer, but who am I kidding?  I bought this computer so I could take foolish pics like these:

    Alan and Sean

    Alan and Murray
     

    Many thanks to those of you who've com out so far.  Off to talk about myself again.

    Rock on.

    Cheers,
    Alan

     

  • Tour Diary - June 5, 2008 - Vacation

    What do think of the new digs?  New Site looks pretty grand to me.  I can brag about it of course, as I had almost nothing to do with it, given that I am essentially illiterate in the world of design and the visual arts in general.  Check out some new stuff like Tosh (tells no) Tails when you get a chance.  For a Basset/Beagle cross he sure does have a purebred take on things.

    GBS Cast and Crew have been held up at Club One in St. Johns for the past eight days rehearsing for the new set and tour.  We hope to perform 12 or 13 of the tunes from Fortune’s Favour, as well as some of the bonus tracks like Gallows Pole, and a few more fun covers as well.  All hands should still get to hear many of the faves from the catalogue, but the new tunes should allow us to switch up the set quite a bit from night to night.

    The plan is to do a promo tour in a few weeks around the launch of the CD and to spend most of the summer chasing festivals and special events, many of which are already posted online.  

    The honest to God Fortune’s Favour Tour per se will actually start in September and take us all over North America well into 2009.  We hope to do a two set show again this time as it gets us more stage time to play the zillions of tunes we’d like to perform.  Is that cool?  I sure prefer it, myself.

    You’ll note the word ‘vacation’ listed in the top line of this entry.  As I type, I’m on an airplane with the fair one, brother Bern and his lady, as well as a couple of other friends.  All hands are headed for a weeks respite before the GBS madness begins.  I’ve become attached to my Google Calendar, you see.  Like most online calendars, you can assign different colours to different calendars.  You know, green for Alan events, blue for Family events, and bright red for GBS.  The months remaining in 2008 and the first few of 2009 are a sea of red with not much green and hardly any blue.  So we are heading for a week in the blue.  

    Really looking forward to it.  

    Only a few days till the new GBS Progeny is born onto the world making anxious parents of us all.

    Cheers,
    Alan
  • Tour Diary - March 27, 2008 - Home

    I’ve managed to have a healthy apathy about the weather for most of my life.  With the exception of the occasions when GBS is slated to play outdoor concerts, I barely check the forecast.  Most days I could care less if it rains, shines or freezes.  I generally go about my day, indoors or out, regardless of the conditions. I’m convinced this Weather Zen is key to being a happy Newfoundlander, especially in the weeks that follow Paddy’s Day and lead to Summer. (Known most commonly as ‘Spring’, a season that skips the Rock annually)

    Right now the sideways drifts of the third snowstorm in as many days are whipping up my street. Through the squalls, I cannot see my parked Grey Toyota Sienna, a rather large Mini Van, parked less than ten feet from my office as I type.  I can feel my Zen resolve slipping; I can sense my apathy breaking.  This winter is bringing me down a wee bit, I confess.

    I must cast my gaze backward and forward on days and nights past and future as the present is cold and frozen.

    Grand Paddy’s weekend a little while ago.  Great fun to have Russell join us in DC for a song or two.  Hard to beat his performances.  I’ve learned a lot from his presence on stage and his conviction to the moment.  I can think of few so eager to give themselves so completely to a performance when the curtain rises, the lights go down, or someone yells, “Action”.  

    Like many in the GBS camp, he also prides himself on hosting the best parties.  The after show sing-along at the Hotel was one for the ages, with The Shantyman shining at his best, and Rachel M leading a lovely version of “Time After Time”.    Grand, Grand Night.

    The visit to Atlantic City proved to me that places can’t be as bad as people say.  I thought the boardwalk was cool.  I enjoyed the kooky old games areas.  Reminded me of Tom Hanks and “BIG”, one of my favourite films.  

    A long flight from DC to Edmonton (for a fun gig) and back to Toronto overnight, followed by a snow delay, another snow delay, a detour to Montreal for three hours and a near crash landing 24 hours later in a windy St. John’s was not a fun way to end a fun weekend.


    But things are looking up.  Way up.  Labels, management, and band are gearing up for the launch of the new CD.  “Fortunes Favour” will be out on Tuesday June 24th in Canada and the US.  Much work going on behind the scenes for touring throughout the Summer and Fall.  

    We are scheduled have photos taken and do a video for the first single, yet to be determined, in Toronto between April 12th and 15th.  And by a wonderful coincidence, that puts us in town for the Oysterband Show on the 13th at Hugh’s Room.

    For those of you who don’t know, the Oysterband have been heroes to GBS long before me, Sean and Bob ever got together.  They are the quintessential British Folk Rock group that ran down the same corridors as the Pogues and Billy Bragg in England and Europe.  They still have a huge following in Britain, Germany and Scandinavia, as their concerts are legendary and their songs are even better.

    Ever heard of a song called “When I’m Up I Can’t Get Down”?  GBS did pretty well with that track, thanks to the Oyster Gents who wrote and recorded many years before us.  When we were compiling material for the ‘Play’ CD, we considered a couple of dozen Oysterband tunes to cover.  We picked a good one, but there are literally several albums worth of songs as good or better in the Oyster catalogue.

    We are not the only Canadian folkies to love their songwriting.  John and Geoffrey from SOTW count the Oysters as early influences.  Check out the Bara McNeils cover of “Northern Lights”, or Shanneygannock’s “This Town”.

    Their song catalogue is Blue Rodeo Deep. Trust me.  Check them out at OysterBand.co.uk

    Check out the tour dates and see if there’s a date near you.  Like I said, they play Hugh’s Room in Toronto on the 13th, and unless wild horses drag us away, so will the whole GBS Cast.  

    Spring is in the air.  Somewhere.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - February 25, 2008 - Home

    I wonder how many times I can write in this forum about my good fortune before you all start to get bored or worse, resentful.  With apologies, I have to proceed. This weekend past was one for the books.

    I exchanged a few emails back and forth with Jim C from Blue Rodeo over the past few weeks as I heard they were coming to town.  I usually ask the band over for fish cakes or ferry a few of them around to a few hidden treasures in the Eastern Avalon area just to be hospitable.  I’ve learned a lot from the gents in BR over the years and I like to return the favour when they are in my backyard.

    It’s no secret that I’ve been a huge BR fan for a long time.  Well before GBS ever struck a chord, I used to stand in the dark corner of Trapper John’s on George Street, just to the left of the two video lotto machines, barely in view and earshot of the few stragglers who would turn their ears to the solo dude with the guitar, to hear me stumble through a cover of ‘Try’, or “Rose Coloured Glasses”.   

    There’s a real good argument to be made that Jim and Greg Keelor’s partnership has yielded more great songs that any other in Canadian history.  There’s a few Guess Who and Rush fans who’d beg to differ, but I’d put my money on the boy’s tunes any day.

    I should also note that the boys in the band are the exception to the “Don’t ever meet your Heroes” rule.  They’ve been supportive, helpful, generous and kind to us ever since they gave us an opening slot on their Eastern Canadian tour way back in the mid 90’s.  They’ve done the same for many others.  

    I remember Sara MacLachlan opening for Blue Rodeo many moons ago in a hockey rink in Mount Pearl.  It could have been Timmins, Ontario or Sherbrooke, Quebec, or Nanaimo, BC.  The boys have played them all.  There simply cannot be a band more dedicated to bringing music to Rural Canadians than Blue Rodeo.  They’ve been doing it for almost a quarter century, with no signs of slowing down.

    Mile One Stadium had white paper signs taped to the front windows as I approached Blue Rodeo concert on Friday night.  The bold black letters read:

    TONIGHTS EVENT IS SOLD OUT

    That’s amazing…and very encouraging.  I would do queer things to ensure that GBS could sell out a 6000 seat hockey rink on a freezing day in February in our 25th year.  Looks like I’m still learning from the boys.

    In the middle of their standing ovation earning set, Jim and Greg asked me up to sing one of my favourite BR songs, “What am I doing Here”.  I closed my eyes sang as loud as I could, just to try to keep up.  

    I woke Saturday morning worried that the weather forecast might, for once, be accurate and blowing snow would ground us in St. John’s.  Me, Sean and Bob had a plane to catch, you see.  A plane to Montreal to sing the National Anthems at the Bell Center at the request of Habs GM, Mr. Bob Gainey, who just happened to having his Jersey retired and raised to the rafters that very evening’s hockey game.


    Its no secret that I’ve been a huge Montreal Canadiens fan for a long time.  As kids, myself and brother Bern would do almost any chore asked of us on the weekends to earn the right to stay up late enough to watch Hockey Night in Canada on Saturday nights.  We never had cable TV, of course, but our Black and White floor model with the rabbit ears made from clothes hangers and wire picked up the signal nicely on most nights.  The game always seemed to feature the Habs vs. Toronto or Boston.  

    I loved every shift of every period of every game.  The Montreal Forum was like Narnia to me.  It was my Hollywood.  A place that I knew existed but I would never get to see.  The games were like mass.  The ritual of the opening procession, the standing and facing the Queen, the respectful removal of the gent’s hats, the bowed heads twitching in anticipation as the camera panned the stands.  And the players, marching armies onto opposing sides, eyes closed to ease the nerves and to summon courage and patience.  

    The fans, opposing players and officials all pause for the Anthem.  The one time when the whole room is united as the games could not begin with out the ceremonial song.  Roger Doucette was the regular Anthem singer at the Canadien’s games during my childhood and beyond (I wonder what happened to that guy?).  Clad in his black and white tuxedo, he brought a note of formality and class to the evening that I thought the night deserved.  What a gig.  One song and you get to see every Habs home game from ice level.

    So, it was with nervous excitement that we gladly accepted Mr. Gainey’s invitation to song the Star Spangled Banner in English and Oh Canada en Francais.  

    Here’s a bit of a confession that may surprise some of you.  GBS rarely rehearses.  I can recall less than a half dozen times in our years of touring that we all gathered to do nothing but practice.  We’ve often gathered to write, or to re-arrange traditional songs, but most of our honest to God rehearsal has happened at sound checks or (gasp) right in front of your eyes at gigs.

    Last week, leading up to the Anthem gig, we rehearsed three times.  With all due respect to all you Americans readers, risking an off the cuff version of the US Anthem in Montreal, did not bother me one bit.  But I was shite-baked to shag up the French Oh Canada on the hallowed ice surface of Les Canadiens. So I begged Sean, Bob, and Kris to run over it with me numerous times.  (Murray had a gig in T.O. by the way and could not make the last minute anthem call, much to his chagrin)

    We sat in the schmancy suite for the Jersey retirement ceremony.  We shared canapés and tipped glasses with Habs legends and witnessed a spectacular moment for the Gainey Family who’ve had more than their share of dark days recently.  

    Just before the heading to the ice surface to sing, we were corralled into an alley behind the players’ benches to wait to be introduced.  An official asked us to step aside momentarily.  I was not sure why till one of the Habs, Steve Begin, I believe strides in to the hall way from swinging doors and waits for the rest of the team.  We were standing right outside the Habs dressing room!

    Starting goalie Carey Price was next out and bent in deep concentration psyching himself up to lead the team onto the ice.  A few more players strode past when I realized that I might actually get a wink or a nod in with Bonavista, Newfoundland native Michael Ryder, who plays for the Habs, as he marched to the ice.  I turned to Mac Daddy to get him to click on his video camera, but he was way ahead of me.  He captured this:

    Deadly.  Full knuckles from Ryder his way to the ice.  Cool grin from Mr. Gainey at the end as well.  He knows childlike obsession for hockey when he sees it.

    I can’t say much about the Anthems.  We walked onto the ice, Sean belted out the Star Spangled Banner, and I doted out Oh Canada en Francais, the crowd cheered, and the game was on.  Perfect.

    To make the night even cooler, a wonderful coincidence found all my siblings in Montreal for the event.  Little sis Michelle was in town to fulfill her Green Card formalities as she is singing and living in Ft. Lauderdale these days.  Big sis Kim had planned long ago to join her for the weekend.  When I got the Anthem gig, brother Bern was not to be left out.  So all four of Tom and Jean’s kids sat and cheered at the Montreal game on Saturday night.  

    Long way from Petty Harbour and the black and white TV.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - January 14, 2008 - AC Flight 654 (Halifax-St John’s)

    I’ve written in this forum many times about my affinity for New York, and at the risk of boring you, dear reader, I am compelled to do it again.  With my ears still ringing from the chanting of the Faithful at the Bowery, my legs sore from all the walking around Uptown and Little Italy, and my taste buds still perked from a dose of Lombardi’s Pizza and Enchiladas from Mexican Radio, I have to say that the world’s greatest city never disappoints. That said, I would have preferred that my first visit to a Rangers game at Madison Square Gardens might have yielded a different result. 

    I flew down to NY a day early, you see, to catch the Habs play the Rangers.  My buddy Brendan got us seats against the glass for the Saturday night event and it was a dandy experience to see my favourite sport played in one of its most hallowed halls.  Too bad the Habs had such a poor showing and got trounced 4-1 by the home team.  It was good for the legions of local Rangers fans who make for a most entertaining night at the Rink.

    Most of the kind folks who paid to see us at the Bowery would have no idea that the gig was, in part, a showcase event for a conference that was on going in the Big Apple.  The delegates of this conference are all buyers for the major theatres and concert venues in North America, and the Sunday night show was a chance for GBS to get in front of a bunch of them at once.  Smart planning by manager Louis and US agent Brian, I figure.  Hope they were all impressed and hire us to play all over the place.

    I’d like to say thanks to everyone who attended the GBXmas gig and help to raise around 50k for Daffodil Place.  On behalf of the band and the fundraising committee, I am very grateful for your support for such a worthy cause.

    All hands looking forward to the BNL Cruise in a couple of weeks.  I’ve never been on a cruise and honestly never thought I’d ever go on one.  But the thoughts of a floating music festival where we’ll get the chance to do our own stuff but more importantly, jam with everyone else, tickled my fancy, for sure.  I hope to join some of the other band members for foolish 80’s cover in the bar, shanties on the deck, or drinking songs in the pub.  According to Ed, from BNL, pretty much anything goes.  Yeha.

    The plane just tipped its nose ever so slightly which tells me we are about to land.  I’ve been running ahead of the bad weather all day and had some serious doubts that I’d get to see the little fella before his bed time for the third night in a row. It’s funny how that kind of simple thing matters so much when you’ve got a small kid.  Don’t want to miss a thing.

    GBS has a private gig in Whistler next weekend before heading for the Sunny South.  Ski Hills and SCUBA gear all in the same week.  I love my job.

    Rock On.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - December 16, 2007 - Home

    Having kissed the grail and dodged a bullet, we four made our way into the late night of the Big Smoke.  What followed that evening were your typical happenings of a lads night on a tear.  We went directly form the Grey Cup Game to a late ceremony at a near by Holy House to confess our sins of deception to the higher powers on the altar before us.  One member of our congregation was so wracked with guilt, that he was almost drawn to a private confessional for an individual forgiveness session, as the general absolution would so clearly not provide him with the necessary relief.

    Feeling much better, we left the Holy House, and went to a local library to read up on the classics as well as current events, followed by a relaxing session of Yoga.  Then we drifted off into a peaceful sleep at around 11pm.

    That’s how I choose to remember it, anyway.

    I woke on Monday morning with an odd feeling of slight nausea, headache, and dry mouth.  Must have been the hot dogs at the game, I suppose.  I made my way to the hotel lobby in search of medicinal caffeine and noticed the some of the Trailer Park Boys waiting near the concierge.  After some morning pleasantries, I learned that they were suffering from many of the same symptoms as I.  That confirmed it.  It MUST have been the hot dogs at the game.

    They explained that they were heading back East, and I should have said something like, “Oh too bad. We’re sticking around for a few more nights.  We could really use you guys to keep the party going.”   However, my malaise afforded me no political correctness and I quickly doted, “Thank F**%”.  Hope the boys understand.  I’m sure they were eager for a quiet night as well.

    There would be no quiet night for me, however, as GBS agreed to sing a few songs for the Gilda’s Club concert, along with Nelly Furtado and Anne Murray.  We had a quick sound check at the Elgin Theatre at around 2pm.  No big deal as we were to just sing a couple of a cappella tunes.  

    It was all really low key and casual till the stage lady approached me as we left and asked if I knew any Anne Murray tunes.  I told her that I’m from Atlantic Canada, so I know every Anne Murray tune.  She then asked if I’d mind joining Anne singing “Could I have this Dance” for the Finale.

    Would I mind singing “Could I have this Dance” with Anne Murray, the Queen of Nova Scotia.  

    “No, Love.  I don’t think I’d mind that at all.” I said aloud.

    “Holy Shite.  I am going to sing live on stage with Anne friggin’ Murray.” I said to myself.

    I spent the rest of the afternoon doing what every good musician does on the road in late November; shopping for Christmas presents. A long time ago, I learned there is much credit to offering presents on a St. John’s Christmas morning that had been bought weeks previous on the Mainland.  

    As requested by the organizers, we made our way to the gig around 6:30 and did, well, nothing.  We sat backstage for almost two hours waiting for the show to start.  I can never understand the paranoia that some event planners experience when it comes to Talent tardiness.  In complete contradiction to the stereotype, I don’t know a single professional entertainer who is regularly late. The number of times GBS has been late for a curtain call through some fault of ours could quite possibly be zero.  Why in God’s name do they ask us to be here under lock and key and babysitting eyes for a dog’s age before a two song set.  I felt like saying,

    “I appreciate your concern, Madam.  But, you see, this concert thing; we’ve done this a few times now.  Why, just a couple of nights ago, we somehow got all band and crew members on stage on time in a professional manner.  And, come to think of it, a few nights before that, we managed the same feat.  So, no worries, Doll, when the dude says our name, we’ll be ready to roll.”

    But this is a charity event and one should not complain.  Can you tell this kind of thing is a bit of a Pet Peeve of mine?

    So, we got on stage sang a couple of tunes.  They seemed well received. Myself and Bob were escorted to a media scrum and answered some questions about the Charity and the event and some general stuff about what lies ahead for GBS.  

    Not long after that, it was time for Anne’s performance.  I very briefly met Anne Murray at an East Coast Music Awards a number of years ago but I have never seen her perform in person.   When I was young, Anne Murray was worshipped in my house and probably every house in Atlantic Canada.  She was also a bone fide International Rock Star.  She still is.

    I nipped out to the wings to watch Anne’s set.  Her voice has is perfectly preserved.  Sounds as good as ever; high notes and all.  Nelly F joined her for Daydream Believer, I think and then it was time for the Finale.

    A bunch of us hung out on stage side, waiting for the cue.  Anne started with “I’ll always remember…”  When the second chorus came around, I did not hesitate for a second.  I went right to center stage and joined Nelly and Anne.  As the chorus repeated, Anne stepped back and gave me a nod and a gentle pat on the back.  I had to return the favour, so I nodded back in that, ‘nicely sung, we’re in this song together kind of way, and oh so respectfully patted he on the back gave her a quick but certain Newfoundland wink.  

    I had laid my hands on the Grey Cup and Anne Murray in less than 24 hours.  Oh Canada.

    Following the concert, there was a reception, where I chatted with some folks for the first time, like Jeannie Becker from the Fashion Industry, as well as old friends like Denise Donlon.  There were a few glasses of wine and dandy food everywhere but near me.  

    By midnight, I was spent, and wanted nothing more than a night in the bunk.  But there was a problem.  Half of our party, myself, Perry, Allan, were to stay in the big city for the Habs/Leafs game the next day and were eager to rest up for the big night.  Sean’s group were heading back home the next day and were eager to exorcize any demons they had left before heading back to their lives and responsibility.  They were not about to let us wimp out.

    So, Allan H bailed for his apartment and Perry and I had to get back to the hotel and in the room before the rowdy party noticed us missing.  We bolted well ahead of them and had a nice buffer to get us in bed.  So great was our lead that I got cocky and convinced Perry to nip into the 24hour Tim Horton’s for a sandwich.  He protested, convinced that this would get us caught, and worse again, the presence of the pansy late night snack would double our punishment.

    He was right.

    Just as we left Tim’s, Sean’s entire party took to frolicking in the main entrance of the Hotel.  We were shagged.  What to do?  We noticed the large revolving door and made a break for it.  We stood just outside the hotel and gestured to the partiers inside.  As they made their way towards us in one side of the revolving door coming out, we dove into the opposite side heading in.  

    To a chorus of “Hey, where do you think you’re goings?” Perry and I ran through the lobby and up the steps to our floor.  We knew that by the time the revolving doors came around again, we could be out of sight.  We snuck from one hallway to another clutching our Tim’s Ham and Cheeses to our chests.  Two grown men like school boys on the pip.  Sad, but necessary and effective, maneuvering.  We made to the safety of our Suite, locked the door, and jammed a chair up against the door.

    We were asleep in 20 minutes.

    Fresh as Daisy’s we, woke and gathered at the Air Canada Center for the Leafs and Habs morning skates.  A good man arranged for a few of us to attend this generally closed practice and warm up.  It was so cool to see the players just having fun on the ice.  Before any of the drills and set plays began, they just did their own thing.  Some shot pucks at targets, some skated backwards and forwards or in circles, while others just stretched.  All of them seemed to skate to a quiet part of the ice and take a moment or two to enjoy the emptiness of the massive rink. Perhaps they were reminding themselves that their decades of hard work had led then to this reward; playing their favourite game on the biggest hockey stage in the world.  Very cool to watch.

    Another good man arranged for our entire party, to have rink side seats for the game with access to the Presidents Club.  Myself, Perry, the Hawco’s and Barry C, all donned suits and dined on Roast Beef before the game in a private club right behind the players bench.  It was hockey luxury.  

    The game was a nail biter with Captain Mats Sundin scoring the tying goal for the home team with only seconds to go.  Overtime settled nothing, so the game went into a Shootout.  The Habs score the winner in three or four shots.  What a night.

    We all straggled back to the hotel and listened to some rough mixes of the new GBS CD.  The lads seemed to genuinely like the tunes, which is always encouraging.  There are a few numbers on this recording that are unlike anything we’ve ever done.  I was very curious to see how they would react.  I wonder do our friends and family know that we use them as test groups?

    After a few wines and a few hours sleep, myself and Perry made our way to the airport for the flight to St. John’s.  I have no memory of this flight.  It was one of the greatest lads weekends out in my history.  Great cast and spectacular itinerary.

    When we got off the plane in St. John’s a kind lady drove us home in a van loaded with rum and other spirits.  It felt strangely appropriate.

    Cheers,
    Alan
  • Tour Diary - December 1, 2007 - Home

    Well, how was that for a serious weekend?

    Months ago I saw the Saturday Grey Cup gig, and the Monday Gilda event penciled in on the calendar.  I also knew that the Grey Cup game would be on the Sunday and a quick glance at the NHL Schedule, showed that the Leafs would host my Habs on the Tuesday.  Four days of sports and laughs spells “Boys Weekend Out” in my Kingdom every time.

    I quickly sent notes to a few foot soldiers to join me on this mission.   All of them, and more besides, answered the call swiftly and certainly.  My buddy Perry C, Greg and Allan H, and Barry C were amongst the Principals in the four day excursion, but others came and went as well.  Sean also knows a good time when he sees it and he recruited Greg B and Jeremy P to anchor his away squad.   Throw in the regular GBS Cast and Crew, a few cameos by Jim Cuddy, Pat Boyle, and the Trailer Park Boys and you’ve got a serious brew going.

    It started with an afternoon flight to Toronto.  We arrived at around 3pm, and got downtown, checked into the hotel, and back in the lobby just in time for our 4:30 sound check.  The venue for the Grey Cup gig was just as I imagined.  It was a long cavernous concrete hallway decorated with more product placement and ads than the Yellow Pages.  By the time our set was to start, around 10pm, the capacity crowd was well lubed and raring to go.  I can’t imagine the acoustics were anything to write home about, but all hands seemed to enjoy themselves.  

    Some even enjoyed it a little too much.  There was a huge raised and railed VIP area to my right which held at least five hundred people.  Sounds great, but there must have been three times that many on the plywood platform by mid concert.  By the end of our set, I noticed security guards begging people to move off.  By the encore, I saw more security and even kitchen staff in full chef-ish garb trying to get people off the deck.  The reason, it turns out, was that the merriment of the concert goers far out lasted the structural integrity of the VIP area.  

    Yes, that’s right.  We broke the floor.  

    At the BareNaked Ladies afternoon show the following day, I noted that the whole area was roped off and not accessible to the general public.  I recall breaking or re-breaking the floor at the West End Cultural Center in Winnipeg some years past.  I believe the original credit for the compromise of that well used dance floor went to the Skydiggers and the enthusiastic crowd from the Peg.  

    In any case, the Saturday show went well and we did the Elvis dash, right off stage into an awaiting SUV and were dropped at a dandy pub right next to our hotel.  We instructed all our guests and friends to meet us there for post show shenanigans.  After a welcomed Guinness, someone announced that there was a band playing in a separate room and sheepishly asked if we might, later in the evening, consider sitting in for a tune.  
    “Why later?!” I said, and grabbed an unsuspecting Jim Cuddy by the arm and dragged him onto the wee stage.  He looked slightly panicked and very reasonably questioned what I had in mind for us to play.  I, of course had not thought it out that far yet, but was not about to admit that to Jim and the awaiting crowd.

    Over the next forty minutes or so, myself and Jim and the band onstage, along with Sean, and a few others stammered our way through a few tunes including what I remember as a dandy version of Jim’s “Falling Down Blue”.  Great fun, anyway.  

    The night went on at the pub and I had great chats with some family and friends and a very interesting dude from Sante Fe or somewhere who had a very unusually high knowledge of the geography and smuggling history of Rural Newfoundland.  I was just about to ask him how he knew all this stuff when I got distracted and, poof, he was gone deep into the night.  It was kind of like that Strider (I think? You know, the dude who turns out to be Aragon) dude in the first Lord of the Rings film.

    Don’t have a clear recollection of how the evening finished, but I know it was in a dark hotel room and involved a Vascular Surgeon, a Shanty man, an Anesthesiologist  and some Trailer Park Boys.  Top that cast.

    The early arrival of my Thespian friend Allan Hawco (the pouty dude in the Clearest Indication Video) bolstered the Grey Cup game day festivities.  Breakfast at the Irish Embassy was capped off with Irish Coffees, which set the tone for the marathon that followed.  

    We made our way to the BNL Tailgate party and spent most of the afternoon listening to the lads, but watching the scantily clad gals dancing very suggestively above and behind a long Molson’s Bar.  I got all moral about it at first, asking the boys why any company would stoop so low as to have sex kittens pole dancing behind the tables where they vend their wares.  How base and dumb do they think we, the consumers, are?  I went on at length about this naïve marketing ploy for quite some time.  It was not until my pockets were almost empty from buying rounds of warm Molson in plastic cups that I clued in to the obvious;

    This shite really works.  I gave in then and enjoyed the rest of the performance.  BNL sounded great and never looked so good.

    Then we met up with Sean and Bob and all the collected parties and were escorted to the Skydome for the game.  We were given seats in a box, thanks to Brad Watters, the key organizer of the whole Toronto event.  We ate hotdogs, and hooted and hollered appropriately as we really did not care who won.  I was glad for the Green Victory mostly because Brett Butt from Corner Gas sat with us and he is a die-hard Riders supporter.  Well done Saskatchewan.  

    Oh Yeah.  Really liked Lenny Kravitz at halftime, but could not really hear much in the box.  I wonder how it sounded on TV.

    Immediately following the game, myself, my buddy Perry, along with the Hawco brothers Allan, mentioned above, and Greg, who played percussion on the first GBS CD, headed for whatever Exit was closest to our box.  We found ourselves being rounded into an elevator that went down so we figured we were headed in the right direction.  A gent in a blazer with an official looking patch asked if we were with the media.  I innocently looked around and saw lots of reporter-ish looking fellas and answered,

    “Yes, Sir, we appear to be with the Media.”

    Not a lie.  Technically speaking.

    We followed the sports journalists around the lower levels of the Stadium till we came to a large opening, where the Zamboni (amazing, US spell check does not recognize zamboni) would enter if this were a hockey rink, and realized that we were actually at field level!  Keeping a confident pace near but not among the reporters, we walked past dozens of Security Personnel and what must have been an entire Police force, right up to another large opening where the Roughriders were exiting the field.

    At this Gate, a wrangler hoarded all the reporters behind a median to await their turn to hit the dressing rooms and press conferences.  He shouted,

    “All media behind the barricade!”

    Now that we had piggybacked off them long enough walked right past the works of them, and burned them off like they were wearing crowns of thorns and carrying crosses and our name cards all read Judas.  As we brazenly strode beyond their kennel, I believe I heard a *** crow in the not too distant November air.

    How far could we go?  The boys looked a bit nervous, and I confess that I was about to shite myself, thinking that at any moment were would all be tazered and spend the rest of the weekend on the T.O. Lockup.  But I must have been doing a grand job hiding my trepidation because there we stood right in the middle of the walkway where the victorious players were exiting and celebrating.  No barrier, no security for fifty steps, just me and the lads standing there like the Commissioner in a casually dressed receiving line.

    Doing my best, “Of course I’m supposed to be here” routine, I continued telling a story  to Perry and the Hawcos as if this were completely a reasonable and expected locale for four dudes from St Kevin’s High school in the Goulds to be hanging out immediately following the Grey Cup.  I even interrupted my tale a few times to take high fives from the players as they left the field.

    In their defense, many of them shook my hand at first as I stuck it out in my self assumed official capacity, but then they did a double take, no doubt thinking,

    “Who the F**& are those guys and how the F&&^ did they get down here?”

    But they were so caught up in the celebration that they just carried on into their dressing room.

    Now I’m thinking, this has been quite the coo.  But how to top it off without being dragged kicking and screaming into an awaiting Paddy wagon?   

    The grail.  The Grey Cup came clear into my peripheral sight.  I tried my best to stay cool and continue with my now bloated tale to continue our façade.  Then as the trophy of the day came within a couple of steps I stop the story, and turn to some three hundred pound sweaty hulk, open my arms like he’s my best friend from kindergarten, smile as proud a smile as I can, and sing:

    “We did it!!!”

    “Yeah!!” he replies, I’m sure trying not to be rude and break the spirit of the moment, by acknowledging to himself, me, and everyone around, what in retrospect must have been completely obvious.   He has no clue who I am or why this hairy dude with his chums is standing right exactly in the way.

    As any kind kindergarten friend would do, he takes two steps in our direction and hands me the Grey Cup.  Yes that’s right.  He hands me the Grey Cup.  

    I did not take it out right but laid my hands on it, and went “woo hoo” or something, totally falling out of my ‘supposed to be here character’, and turned to the lads to get a good look at their expressions of disbelief.  We had just watched the Grey Cup, and strolled down to field level and celebrated with the Trophy in hand.  No passes, no credentials, nothing.  And now for the first time, our faces showed our delight and surprise with what we were getting away with.

    The jig was up, and I knew it.  Time to bolt.  I took my hands off the Cup and walked directly back the way we had come, bee-lining it for a bright red exit sign.  As we hasted, two or three security guys with headsets looked our way and seemed to be motioning towards us.  I quickened my step and the lads followed pace.  A few more feet to the door and we’re clear.

    “Hold it!!” is shouted in our direction.

    I turn to see an approaching Police Officer.  We’re shagged.

    The heavily armed man walked right up to us and said in a most hospitable tone:

    “Use the next exit; it goes right to Front Street.  You’ll avoid all the crowd.

    Nodding, took ten steps to the left, pushed the metal bar on the door and escaped into the Toronto night.

    More about the rest of the weekend later.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - November 19, 2007 - Home

    My Laptop is fixed!!!

    I’ve missed my wee laptop.  I used to think it a bit of a vice of mine.  Sort of my own oversized Crackberry, but since I’ve been without it for a number of weeks, I’ve come to realize that I use this machine for more than just Internet and Emails.  This has become my travel companion and my entertainment center. It serves as my mobile office and recording studio.  It is my travel journal.  I don’t write without it.

    Anyway, thanks to the Vancouver-ish people who gave us two grand nights at the Casinos in Coquitlam and Richmond, BC.  I’m not a real dice roller or card shark, so I don’t spend much time in gaming houses, but I really enjoyed the Theatres in those facilities.  Great sound and lights, cool vibe. Everything you want in a gig.

    We did the Uber-Rock and Roll move following the show in Richmond.  Immediately following the last notes of a cappella “Old Brown’s Daughter”, we dashed from the stage into an awaiting Limo and were whisked through security at Vancouver Airport where we ran onto the red-eye flight to Toronto.  I’m certain the crowd were still cheering when the wheels left the ground.  Very Rock and Roll.

    Then we got stuck in Toronto as our much delayed connecting flight flew about a thousand feet from my house in St. John’s, only to turn around and fly back to Toronto as the winds in Newfoundland were too high to touch down.  Not very Rock and Roll.

    Looking forward to a big night in Toronto on Saturday as there should be close to 8,000 revelers at the Grey Cup gig.  Spirit of the West is also on the bill, as are Lowest of the Low.  For those of you who don’t know about the Low, Ron Hawkins and his tribe were one of the most critically acclaimed indie bands on the college circuit about 15 years ago.  They must be reforming for this gig as I’ve not heard a peep from them in over a decade.  I saw them once at a multi-band bill and they blew everyone (including GBS) completely off the stage.  Their CD “Shakespeare My Butt” is one of the Top Ten Canadian Recordings of all time.

    I’ve mentioned this play before, but for those of you in the Winnipeg area, Tempting Providence, a play about a missionary nurse on the pioneering west coast of Newfoundland, plays in Winnipeg at the Prairie Theatre Exchange for the next few weeks. It is about rural Newfoundland but it could be about India or South Africa or Australia, or any where in the colonies the British Empire sent doctors and nurses.

    It is a clever four person show that uses only a table and cloth for a set and it will introduce you to a Lady that you’ll never forget. It may very well be the best play I’ve ever seen."

    Check it out.  You won’t be disappointed.

    The first few eager snowflakes have dusted my front step.  The icing on the Cake; Winter is here.

    Cheers,
    Alan
  • Tour Diary - September 19, 2007 - Europe Part III

    So we had the night to kill in Exeter.  Sunday nights in small English Country towns are not renowned for their endless options for entertainment.  I figured we had a fine cast in Murray, Kris, Sean, and Myself, so I was not one bit concerned.   

    GBS played Exeter in the early 90’s on a Government funded tour called “Tip of the Iceberg”, featuring four bands from Newfoundland showcasing the Province’s talent.  I remember one particular little square near the Cathedral that was lined with lovely Tudor(??? I have no clue about architecture) buildings that look hundreds of years old.  I wanted to show Kris this corner as he had never really seen the English countryside and this was a postcard opportunity.  Of course I had no idea where to look for this corner and could not even call it or the Cathedral by name to ask directions.  Might be in store for a wandering wild goose chase in search of a distant memory.  To make a long story short, we walked out of the hotel, turned right, saw the Cathedral, walked up one street in that direction and found ourselves in the exact spot I remembered from over a decade ago.  Tourist mission accomplished in less than ten minutes.  Off to the pub, guilt free.

    We made our way to a place called the Angel, as it was recommended by the hotel staff.  Over the course of the next few hours, we four discussed several ways to cure world hunger, dominate the music business for decades to come, and get the attractive waitress to leave her home, family, and life in general to move in with Murray.  Normal dandy chat at the pub before giving it up for the night.  

    We made a pit stop in the hotel lobby bar and had a grand chat with a young Polish gent who shared with us his zeal for Catholicism and his talents as a Margarita maker.  Good as a concert.  Sean almost quit the band and became a Jesuit.

    I’d call that a good effort at making the most of a Sunday night in Exeter.  

    We jumped the train for London in the AM and made it to the Hotel on Russell Square in downtown London.  I’d never been to this section of the city which is dominated by the massive British Museum.  I have always jokingly begrudged the British Museum as it proudly holds and displays treasures from each of the cultures once conquered the British Empire.  In the heart of downtown London, in this museum, you can blow the dust off rare and precious icons from Pakistan, India, Australia, and even Newfoundland.  These artifacts are so far from their true homes that you would want to run through the halls screaming, “GIVE IT BACK!!!”

    The gig at the Borderline was hot and sweaty.  Been a while since we had a steamy pub gig, so I was very glad to rock hard in the London night.

    The following day was a free day and a few of us, including my brother Bernie, who joined us over night, went to see ‘Spamalot’ in the West End.  Can’t say that I loved the show.  Cool nostalgia for Python fans, but I hang around with singers, actors and comedians.  They re-enact Python regularly, and less predictably than this show.  Of course it won a zillion Tony Awards and is loved in many cities where it runs, so what do I know?

    We blasted off to Hamburg and drove to the Tonder Festival.  What can I say about this festival that I have not said before?  It very well might be the best Folk Festival on Earth.  We had a great time with Runrig, Danu, and loved watching Liam Clancy in the Old Mill.  We dined exclusively on Ristet Hotdogs and drank way to much Gammeldansk.  Look them up.

    Whew.  Grand run through a few European countries.  

    Home for a rest.

    Cheers,
    Alan
  • Tour Diary - September 1, 2007 - Europe Part II (from home)

    We woke early and jumped aboard the train in Edinburgh Station that would carry us to Inverness.  I love traveling on trains.  It seems so civilized and romantic.  We steadily wove our way through the Scottish Coast and took a sharp left turn after an hour or so and headed directly up to the Highlands.  Rolling green hills all around.  

    Could be worser.

    Did I ever tell you about that saying?  “Could be worser”.  An old Skipper in Petty Harbour used to say that all the time.  I always thought it sounded cooler and made more sense than the proper grammar of “could be worse”.  It has an innocence and naivety that I find charming and honest.  Could be worser.

    We arrived in Inverness and the sky opened up.  The threatening rain of the forecast had kept its promise and dumped on the highlands just in time for the start of Runrig’s ‘Beat the Drum” Festival.  The Festival was actually a few kilometers outside of Inverness in the town of Drumnadrochit on the shores of Loch Ness.  The drive down the winding lake side, or loch side highway was slow, slow, as the concert goers made their way down the only access to the big gig.

    The concert was a much bigger affair than I imagined.  With a Sold Out crowd of almost 20,000, the venue featured a massive stage, audio and light rig, video production, the whole lot.  We’ve toured with Runrig before and it seems they are still growing in popularity, despite being well into their fourth decade as a band.  That is quite an accomplishment and the lads deserve congratulations.  

    We played our set and managed to get through it with no massive mistakes.  I think we were fairly well received.  With a long travel day ahead and rain coming down in buckets, we packed the gear and made our way back to Inverness.

    A drive, a flight, and a drive got us to the Beautiful Days Festival near Exeter, England. Ever see those photos from Glastonbury?  You know, the ones with people covered in mud, looking kind of Druidish?   That was the vibe at the Beautiful Days Festival.  British festival fans are completely unhindered by mud.  Not only do they happily stroll through it, oblivious to the dirt and muck that they would normally avoid, but they also look very cool doing so.  Dare I say, the gals actually manage to make it look sexy!  Yes British gals in Festival Wellies are sexy.  There, I said it.  Sexy Wellies.  Maybe it’s my Petty Harbour wharf days coming back.

    Only saw one other act at the Festival.   Comedian Bill Bailey is a huge draw in the UK and I can see why.  His parody songs are both hilarious and poignant.  More evidence that the funny guys are the ones with the truest words.  He is a great player as well and he wowed the packed tent of a few thousand fans.

    We played our set to a hearty crowd of close to a thousand people and we sold a bunch of discs to newly converted fans.  

    We bolted after the show to Exeter, where Sean, Murray, Kris and I stayed for the evening.  We thought about hitting the hay early after a long day on the road.  We dropped our bags in the room and went directly to the pub instead.

    More later.

    Cheers,
    Alan
  • Tour Diary - August 30, 2007 - Europe Part I (from home)

    In an effort to travel light through the “one bag limit” Heathrow, and the many planes, train, and automobiles that carried us around Europe on the recent GBS Tour, I left my computer at home.  No laptop on the road, so I’m just getting to compiling a few thoughts and remembrances of our romp that took us to Halifax,  Edinburgh, Inverness, Exeter, Bath, London, Hamburg, Tonder, and finally home in St John’s…all in ten days.

    Air Canada has cancelled many or all of its direct flights to Heathrow from St. John’s, so many of us had to travel to Halifax around supper time to get the transatlantic flight late Thursday evening.  We arrived in Heathrow shortly after dawn, cleared UK Customs, and dashed across the airport, got on several escalators, staircases, moving sidewalks, then cleared customs again, for some reason, and secondary security and jumped aboard two different buses and a sub terminal train, to arrive at our connecting flight to Scotland which I’m certain was only three gates away from where we started.  I love England.  I really do.  I also have a fondness for London.  Heathrow, however, could very well be Hell on Earth.  I’m serious.  Fire and Brimstone could not possibly be as hellish and claustrophobic as this self confessed dangerously out of date and over run facility.  You guys know I hate airports, and Heathrow is the worst of the lot.

    Enough whining.

    The crew guys and Bob headed for Inverness while Sean, Murray, Kris and I made it to Edinburgh by lunch time on Friday and the sun began to shine the moment we stepped onto the sidewalk of the hotel which affords a perfect view of the Famous Royal Mile and Edinburgh Castle.  I nipped over the Edinburgh from Glasgow a few years back when GBS was playing the Celtic Connections Festival.  The train ride between the two cities is very short and I got the chance for a quick glance at what I now consider to be the loveliest city in the UK.  The Fringe Festival was in full swing when we arrived.  The Fringe is one of the greatest collections of extroverts you’ll ever witness.  Actors, dancers, musicians, comedians, painters, sculptors, and buskers from all nations descend on Edinburgh to flaunt their wares in this Orgy of the Arts.  I have a soft spot for any one willing to stand in front of me or a group that I’m in, and do something exclusively for my or our entertainment.  I think the world is a better place because of this Company of Fools, and I am a card carrying member to prove it.

    We saw some street music and performances, all of which were worth a listen and a look.  We sat in a street side café and watched folks come and go.  Tom Hanks walked by at one point.  I assume he must be working in the area or just an Edinburgh lover like us.  The whole city was consumed by the festival.  Every ten steps we bumped into someone handing out pamphlets or cards for their show or performance.  Many of them were in full costume.  A very sexy Little Red Riding Hood invited me to the park at 7 pm while the ever present Peruvian pan flute players played “Bridge Over Troubled Waters”. 

    In the evening we saw a few standup comedians.  This has to be the hardest gig in show business.  I watched some fairly gifted gal from London die a thousand deaths during her ill-received performance in the back of one of the zillion venues offering Fringe acts.  Like I said, she was OK, and OK can work just fine for a lot of gigs, say you’re an Irish pub singer, or the rhythm guitar player in a rock cover band, the drummer in Beatle mania,  the shaker player in Santana, the fourth sax player in a big band, …you get the picture.  There are many performance gigs where OK will get the job done and you can learn to hide behind your friends talents to mask your own shortcomings.  Trust me; I’ve done it for years.  Stand up comics may as well be naked on stage.  No help from anywhere in sight and nothing short of outbursts of uncontrollable laughter is considered a success.  In music terms, it would be like requiring a standing ovation three times a song.  Almost impossible to succeed.  Can’t believe anyone would do it for a living.

    We ate some of the best Italian food I’ve ever tasted at the Patio, and went to a headline comedy show featuring ex-Saturday Night Live cast member, Rich Hall.  His first half was one of the funniest, most bold performances I’ve ever seen.  Isn’t it funny how comics are often the only ones unafraid to call it like it is.  Their funniest material is the stuff that is closest to the God honest Truth.  Interesting.

    I wanted to continue late into the night, but the fact that I’d not been asleep in nearly forty hours coupled with my desire to not suck at the Runrig gig sent me to an early bed.

    Edinburgh is spectacular.

    More later.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - August 11, 2007 - In the park, Northampton, MA

    I've really enjoyed the shows this weekend. I admit that I've been pleasantly surprised with the attendance. It's always tough selling concert tickets in the summer. It's tough to compete with the backyard BBQ’s and trips to the cottage.  Yet, all the shows have been full, or very close to it. We may have broken some city bi-law in Freeport last night as the crowd far exceeded the 4500 limit. Many thanks to you all for coming out.

    Bob, Murray and I had a great walkabout in Hyannis on Cape Cod a few days back.  Strolled the length of the beach and saw the perimeter of some of the nicest homes and properties I’ve ever seen. I will need to write three or four #1 Hits to afford one of these pads. For now they are a fair shot outside this folksinger’s price range.  Can’t complain, though.  I get to see the same ocean back home more times in one day than some get in a lifetime.

    It appears as though Murray, after years of searching, has found his way on Cape Cod.

    Murray's Way

    Currently sitting under the Pines here near Northampton. If you believe the Ode to Newfoundland, the Eastern Avalon was once adorned by ‘Pine Clad Hills’ such as these.  Bob says this is true and trees have long since been cut down to use as ship masts in the 19th Century flourishing St. John’s.  He also says there are few dozen of the massive trees still hidden around the city, in a backyard here, a driveway there. You need to know where to look but there are massive pines like the ones surrounding me now, hiding in the Oldest City in North America.  

    Gotta love having Bob on the bus.  

    Who needs Google?

    Off to stroll amongst the trees. Lovely day.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - August 8, 2007 - AC Flight 8900, Halifax-LaGuardia

    I just cleared US Customs at the new schmanchy Halifax Airport Facility.  Sweet.  Looks like Halifax Airport is bound to become a new Eastern Seaboard hub, making it a hell of a lot easier for us to access New York, Boston, DC, Philly etc.

    I had a grand time with some folks from my past in Petty Harbour a few days back.  Come Home Year Celebrations started a couple of weeks ago in my home town and in between GBS Tours I managed to get home for one grand evening.  On Saturday Night, at a planned concert on the ball field, I sang a few songs on my own off the top of the show.  I sang a few popular GBS tunes, and a few that I’ve written for other projects as well.  Most of them were well received, I think, as the crowd grew steadily for the main attraction to follow.

    The Headliner for the evening was the re-formed Ringdelles.  At different era’s on the Southern Shore, this cover band played everything from 50’s Rock and Roll, to Classic Country and Western, to Traditional Newfoundland and Irish Songs and Tunes, to the Beatles.   There was hardly a club, Legion Hall, Church Basement, or ball field, from Petty Harbour to Trepassey that did not host this group at one point or another over its 30 year run.  Some remember the band as the Sandelle’s or Medicine Jar, or High Tide, but to me it was and is simply Uncle Ronnie’s Band.

    My Uncles Ron and Leonard along with a revolving cast of players were well a established club and dance band by the time I was born.  When I was ten or eleven years old I remember begging Mom and Dad to let me stay up to hear them rehearsing across the dirt road in my Nan’s house.  When they played at the Crystal Palace, a long since demolished Night Club I the Goulds, Dad would park our car up to the side window and let me stand on the bonnet to watch them sound check for the evenings gig.  There was lots of music around my house along with a piano, an accordion and a guitar, but Uncle Ronnie’s band had electric instruments, drums, amplifiers, a PA system and lights.  They had real gigs that had advance ticket sales and played in clubs where people paid cover charge.  On Sundays around mass time and in the early days of the week I would hear adults talk about the time they had at Dance in Bay Bulls or at the Hayloft Lounge where the band had played.  On Thursdays and Fridays on the wharf in the Summertime the fisherman would talk about how they could not wait to get in off the water on Saturday to get to a wedding up the shore that had booked the band for the dance.

    In my pre, and early teen years, Uncle Ronnie’s band was the coolest thing in my world.  By the time I was fifteen, I had basically memorized the entire bands repertoire on as many instruments as I could.  All designed to be ready when the call came.   Shortly after my fifteenth birth day, one of the guitar players in the band, could not make the Sunday Matinee after the band had played a rollicking Friday and Saturday night at the San Juan in Cape Broyle, a few towns down the shore from Petty Harbour.  Uncle Ron called Dad, I suppose, and got the OK to ask me to sit in on rhythm guitar for the 2-6pm afternoon set.  When Dad past me the phone I nearly fainted with excitement, but tried to sound seasoned and cool about the fill in gig.  I tried to sound as if I were doing Uncle Ron and the band a favour by getting them out this jam.  Anything for a fellow professional musician.  I suspect that I was not very convincing and my true desperation and enthusiasm very plain for all to see as I jumped at the chance to play the gig.

    We drove down the shore in a beat up station wagon.  In the band van with the band.  Oh yeah. The club was a beaten up nightclub halfway up a long hill on the way out of Cape Broyle.  The club would have been packed for the two previous nights, but the Sunday Matinees were long out of style.  Everybody knew it except the club owner, I guess.   We played for about an hour to six people and one German Sheppard.  I may as well have been at Madison Square Gardens.  I played every song like it was my last.  After the gig, Uncle Ron gave me $50, same as the other guys got for the gig.  That was the first time I had ever been paid to play music.  I’ll never forget it.


    Last Saturday night I got to play with Uncle Ronnie’s band for the first time in many years.  It was a very cool reminder of my apprenticeship as entertainer where the focus is on keeping people on the dance floor. 

    Here’s a photo from the gig. 

     

     

    Uncle Ron is sitting, flanked from left by Dave Stack, Uncle Leonard Doyle, Al Hearn, and Myself.

    Congrats to all the organizing committee of the Petty Harbour Come Home Year.  A grand time was had by all.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - July 30, 2007 - AC Flight 540, Seattle-Toronto

    Really enjoyed the weekend on the road, I must say.  It was a treat to get out and perform again after one of the longest concert droughts in GBS History.  Banjo God and Folk Fusion King, Bela Fleck joined us on stage at the Calgary Folk Fest on Saturday night.  He’s been a musical hero of mine for a long time.  From my first listen to New Grass Revival over a decade ago right up to the present Flecktones collaborations, I’ve enjoyed how Bela Fleck has paved the road from folk to just about every other musical genre on the planet.   Quite a thrill to have him pick his way through Charlie Horse.

    Proving once and for all that I love tour bus, I opted out of a flight from Calgary to Seattle and took the 13hour overnight bus ride with the crew.  We rolled into the Zoo shortly after 1pm.  You may be surprised to learn that we’ve played gigs at several zoos over the years.  It has always struck me as odd fit.  I really believe that a strong majority of animals dislike loud unfamiliar sounds and noises such as those you may regularly hear at a concert with four thousand fans.

    We were treated very well by the zoo staff and I hope we did not disturb the bears and wallaroos (wallaby/kangaroo cross, I assume) who’s homes border the concert site.

    Long flight home today.  North America is pretty big and Newfoundland is nowhere near the bulk of it.  I know this tour has only been a few days long, but I’m eager to get home and see if the wee fella has learned any new tricks.  In my short stint as Dad, I’ve come to learn that kids carry on without you when you’re absent.  They don’t wait for your return to learn and grow and turn in to little people.  There’s much to miss.

    A few days at home to catch up before another short run on the East Coast of the US.

    Happy Summer.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - July 27, 2007 - On the Bus, Fort McMurray, AB

    I spent he better part of this morning eavesdropping.  I do that a lot.  It’s not that deceptive as I have warned everyone that I can hear every conversation I choose to from the comfort of my well positioned bunk.  Let me explain.

    My bunk of choice on the bus is closest to the front.  There are four groups of bunks stacked three high.  The middle bunk is the best choice as the top ones are quiet, but move the most as they are furthest from the pavement.  The bottom bunks are very stable, but noisy as they are close to the tires on the pavement.  There are four middle bunks, Me, Sean and Bob get first dibs on them and I chose drivers side front. It’s a great bunk, and I came by it through seniority.  The front bunks are further from the engine, but closer to front lounge where most of the action occurs. 

    After a long flight and a grand night in Edmonton, we set off on a long bus ride to Ft. Mac.  I’ve missed by bus bunk over our recent hiatus and I took to it like a sailor to rum shop.  I fell into a perfect sleep and did not wake till this morning when we turned onto the streets of this city. 

    The boys, Sean, Bob and Murray must have succumbed to their body clocks, stuck o time zones far east of here and had been awake for hours.  Their conversation was in full flight rolling over possibilities for our days off our upcoming European run.  It’s not often we get two or three days off in a ten day tour,  but the routing of the Scottish, English, and Danish Festivals that lie ahead, afford us this uncommon luxury.  This novelty, coupled with the myriad of travel options within an hour of London, has all of us in a tizzy trying to decide what to do with our free time. 

    Pretty good problem to have, though, isn’t it?

    For those of you wondering about the next CD, GBS now has over 20 songs written, collected and demoed.  I, for one am ready to get started in the Fall.

    But a few fun Summer nights lay ahead before we get down to the business of making the greatest record in history.

    Hope to see you soon.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - June 18, 2007 - Home

    Hey All,

    Just thought I’d keep all hands up to speed on the recent happenings in the GBS Camp.

    Bob, Sean, and I just finished another round of demos for the new CD(s).  Kris and Murray were in St. John’s for the first round a few weeks back and we hope to have at least one more session before the Summer touring begins in late July.  The plan is to have a couple dozen songs ready to record in September/October with hopes of the top tunes making the cut for a release in early 2008.  Some tunes that you may have heard in concert, like Straight to Hell and Walk on the Moon remain intact following close inspection under the microscope of the studio.  Others have changed in part or in full, so you may have to learn a new chorus or two to sing along at future shows.

    A few weeks back we three, along with gals and pals, had a group birthday dinner at a new restaurant called Atlantica.  It is located in the Beach House B&B in Portugal Cove, about 15 minutes drive from Downtown St. John’s.  Kory, the owner, built the place literally hanging over the Atlantic Ocean as the Dining Room sits on reclaimed land on the beach.  The many large windows give a dandy view of the water, icebergs, whales, and the charming going and coming of the Bell Island Ferry.  One of the nicest places to sit in the country, for sure.  Jeremy, the chef, is a well traveled local who I met at a GBS show in Chicago a few years back when he was employed as a private chef by someone rich enough to afford a private chef.   The food is world class.  The service is just as good.  We had a grand night there and were the last to leave before they turned out the lights.  

    ‘Southern Shore’, the new Irish Descendants CD was released a few weeks ago.  I produced the CD at GB Studio with Con and the lads.  It features mostly traditional songs from Newfoundland and Ireland as well as a song that Con and I wrote about cutting out cod tongues as boys, and a fun cover of Jim Fiddler’s song ‘Downtown Girl’ that has Sean, Bob, and I singing a verse or two.  Check it out if you get a chance.

    Once again, I have triumphed over my counterparts in the GBS Playoff Hockey Pool.  Two years in a row, the Doyle Team has crushed the opposition.  The other participants (also known as ‘losers’) of the Pool made a donation at Daffodil Place in lieu of bowing to the champ.

    I am pleased to announce that the leaves on the Beech Tree outside my office window have multiplied to the point that many of my neighbours’ backyards are no longer visible to me as I sit and type at the computer.  My nosy spying is annually hindered around this time and for this, I am delighted as it can only mean that Summer has finally come.
     
    Everything is gonna be alright.
    Hope all is well wherever you are.

    See you on the road in July.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - May 14, 2007 - Cabin, Rural Newfoundland

    Yes, I am at the Cabin.  Mainland North Americans would call this place a cottage; some would call it a summer home, camp, lodge, or chalet.  In Newfoundland, however, these places are always called Cabins.  It is a wee quiet spot where there’s not much to do but play with your little fella.  Perfect.

    While he’s napping, I thought you’d like to know about our day on Friday past.  One of the most Rock and Roll travel days I’ve ever had.  We were contracted to play a Corporate Function for Shell Canada.  Apparently, Shell has just been bought by a Dutch Conglomerate and will cease to operate as an independent company.  This event was their last hurrah. 

    And what a hurrah it was.  They had rented the entire Olympic Oval in Calgary, and removed the ice surfaces and boards from two Olympic size hockey rinks and the Speed Skating track.  The place was decorated so extensively and tastefully, that it looked like the coolest Prom I’d ever seen.  There were at least six ice sculptures as big as refrigerators, more drapery and temporary carpeting than I’ve ever seen in one place, and enough PA, Lighting, Special Effects, Pyrotechnics, and Video Systems for a Rolling Stones Concert. 

    The Entertainment for the event was Great Big Sea and Cirque du Soleil.  Enough said.

    Myself, Sean and Bob were recording in St. John’s till Thursday and we all had family events that we wanted to attend on Saturday.  So, we left home at 6:30 Friday morning and flew direct to Calgary with a short stopover in Halifax.  We arrived in Calgary just before noon and we went to the gig for the sound check just after lunch.  We returned to the hotel by late afternoon and about two hours later were shuttled back to the Olympic Oval, and played our set.  We walked of stage at 10:30 pm and bolted for the airport to catch a Midnight Red Eye Flight from Calgary to Toronto.  We connected there with a 6:30 AM flight to St. John’s and arrived home shortly after 11 in the morning.

    From St. John’s, Newfoundland to Calgary, Alberta; four time zones away; play a gig and be home in the backyard with Molly in just over 24 Hours later. 

    That’s Rock and Roll.

    You may have noticed that there’s a new link on the GBS Homepage.  The flowery looking link leads you to the Daffodil Place website.  Daffodil Place is to be a residence for Cancer Patients from Rural Newfoundland who must travel to St. John’s for treatments unavailable in their own area.  I have joined the Campaign Committee for this 7 Million Dollar Fundraiser.  As a member of the team, I’ll be approaching, the Corporate Community, Public Groups and Individuals to donate to this worthy cause.

    I could not help but jump on board for this Charity for several reasons.  I have first hand experience with Rural Newfoundlanders having to come to the Capital City Area for Healthcare.  Growing up in Petty Harbour, a short distance from St. John’s, our family often housed my Aunts and Uncles, Cousins and Friends from different parts of the Island when they had appointments and/or procedures in town.  It did not occur to me till I was an adult, that most Rural Families who have no relatives in St. John’s, would have to stay in expensive hotels near the hospital for weeks at a time, and spend hundreds, if not thousands of dollars just to see a doctor or receive ongoing treatment for illnesses like Cancer.

    Every province in the country that needs a Facility like Daffodil House has one, except Newfoundland and Labrador.  This is made even more troubling when we consider that the geography and population distribution dictates that we need one the most.  This Province is a really big place.  Imagine cost of flying from coastal Labrador to St. John’s, spending weeks at a time in a city hotel, buying restaurant meals three times a day and transport costs to and from the Treatment Facility.  Some have spent over $5,000 for one extended treatment session. A Financial hit like that is impossible for some to manage and they opt for affordable care over the best care.  That is a choice that no one should make.

    Daffodil Place will provide to these patients a Family Suite, three meals a day, as well as counseling and support for about $20 per day. 

    Check out the info on the whole project at DaffodilPlace.ca

    It’s my birthday tomorrow, I’ve asked all my friends to give to this project in lieu of a gift.

    If you’d like to make a donation, I’d be very appreciative.

    GBS is working hard on demos for the new CD.  It will Rock Planet Earth.

    Cheers,
    A

  • Tour Diary - April 19, 2007 – On the Bus, Pittsburgh, PA

    Much in the news about the shootings at Virginia Tech, as there should be. Truth be told, we were about an hour away from the whole incident as it happened as we sat on the bus in Norfolk. Pictures of the shooter on every paper, every website. Take away the guns and headlines and he could be just another normal college kid. What drives a soul to this madness? Is this the product of a desperate upbringing, a dysfunctional home life, a feeling of exclusion and isolation? Is there any combination of these factors that could claim an ounce of the responsibility for this, or is this an act so wicked that it can only be caused by the warped justice of this evil mind? I don’t know.

    There was a letter in the newspaper yesterday; I think it was USA Today, from a gentleman with a proposed solution. More guns. Basically his point is that it is high time we all carry weapons; ‘we should give responsible people the opportunity to defend themselves’. This letter was from a reasonable sounding person, who actually believes the situation at Virginia Tech would have been safer if all the students carried hand guns.  

    Wow.

    When I am King, this guy will be politely asked to leave through the Castle Gates. I am growing less tolerant of the Right in North America. As passive as I am, opinions like the above must be met head on. Easy and ready access to guns is a Cancer that must be cured.  

    Looking for weapons of mass destruction, Mr. Bush, Mr. Harper? Try looking in a dorm room at Virginia Tech.

    Pittsburgh tonight.  

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - April 18, 2007 – On the Bus, Charlotte, NC

    My computer crashed about four days ago. Drag. It serves as my work station and entertainment centre on the road and without it I’m seriously off my game. Just borrowed Audio guru Steve’s laptop for a quick fix.

    Playing the Hammerstein Ballroom in NYC was a night I won’t soon forget. The Hammerstein is one of those Holy Shrines in music. The list of bands who’ve played there is far too long to list, but we are in the company of the music elite with our name on the billboard at the Hammerstein.  

    The storm sure put a damper on the day off on Sunday. T’was not fit to put the dog out; as my grandmother would say.

    I’m sure there are lovely neighborhoods in Norfolk. We were not in one on Tuesday.  I walked from the bus to a Laundromat only a few hundred feet down the street and feared for my life every step. After years of traveling, I’ve become savvy when it comes to avoiding dodgy areas, but there was no escaping the shady characters that stood behind the Liquor Store and on the Laundromat steps. Two gents in baggy pants, oversized hoodies and parkas were looking pretty nervous when this long haired freaky dude lugged his bag o’ dirty duds to the cleaners.  

    Then a large black van came around the corner and made a deliberate turn towards the over clothed dudes and now myself as I mounted the sidewalk. As the van came to a sudden stop in front of the Laundromat, the large side door slowly slid open. I did not think much of it, but the two lads ran like escaping prisoners around the corner.

    OK. Now I’m spooked. I figure that my nine lives are used up and my extensive run on luck is finally up. I am about to die in a drive by shooting.  

    The van door fully opens and a lady who must be in her eighties steps from the van carrying a basket of dirty laundry. I hold the door open for her and she says, ‘Why, thank-you Son.”

    I dropped my bag of clothes with the attendant. 90 minutes later I begged one of the guys to come with me to get it.  Like I said, I’m sure there must be a lovely stroll to be had in Norfolk. I look forward to having it.

    Charlotte, NC tonight.  Rock on.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - April 12, 2007 - On the Bus, Boston, MA

    We played for pretty much a sold out show last night in Portsmouth. Not often you get to do that on your first run through a town. It’s usually a much slower build.

    I recall our first gig in Ottawa, Ontario, where we recently broke the 10,000 tickets barrier for the first time. Our debut was not so well attended. We played the Newfoundland Pub on Montreal Road for about 35 people, 25 of which were cousins or friends of ours.  

    Tonight we play the Orpheum in Boston. Effectively this is the premier concert theatre in the city. It is a long way from our first visit to the Boston area when we played a wee Irish pub in Quincy for about eight people. My friend Connie, from Petty Harbour, brought six of them. From the pub in Quincy to the Orpheum in Boston, and it only took a decade of about twenty-five shows to do it.

    Let’s hope slow and steady wins the race.

    For those of you in the Toronto area, you might consider checking out a great piece of theatre this week. ‘Tempting Providence’, a play about a missionary nurse on the pioneering west coast of Newfoundland, plays at the Factory Theatre till the 22nd of April. It is about rural Newfoundland but it could be about India or South Africa or Australia, or any where in the colonies the British Empire sent doctors and nurses.

    It is a clever four person show that uses only a table and cloth for a set. It may very well be the best play I’ve ever seen.

    GBS at the Orpheum tonight. Finally.

    Cheers,
    Alan
  • Tour Diary - April 11, 2007 - On the Bus, Portsmouth, NH

    So, there is a town in Virginia called Harrisonburg. GBS played there a while back; might be three years ago, might be six. Not sure. If memory serves me correctly, it is tucked in the Appalachian Mountains somewhere close to the Shenandoah Park. When all hands gathered at Pearson Airport in Toronto on Monday night, and boarded the tour bus, I assumed we were headed across the border, straight for the mountains, to start the tour.

    As per usual, the moment the bus rolled, I fell into a deep sleep. I woke in the morning, stumbled to the front lounge of the bus and slid up the horizontal blinds covering the large rectangular windows. All is normal; parked right next to the Stage Door of a theatre.  

    I dash from the bus to do my traditional curious tourist circle around the neighborhood, but nothing seems familiar. Not a building or street corner tweaks my memory. As a matter of fact, this place looks a lot less like a mountain town than I remember. Down a long street of Irish pubs and Italian Restaurants, which you’d think I’d recall, I come face to face with what is obviously a beautiful State building.  

    So, I’m thinking, ‘Harrisonburg is the Capitol of Virginia?  Really?!’

    This whole stroll is not making sense.

    I go back to bus and explain to the lads that I’m terribly confused. After a chorus of ‘what’s new?', I learn that I truly am an idiot and we are not in Harrisonburg, Virginia, at all, but actually in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.  We’ve never been here before.

    Harrisburg is the Capitol of Pennsylvania, and is quite lovely. It has a grand river side walkway and yes, a beautiful State building.

    Today, I am in Portsmouth, New Hampshire. I think.

    Cheers,
    Alan
  • Tour Diary - March 25, 2007 - US Airways Flight - Seat 22C

    We finished with a couple of good houses in Columbus and Indianapolis. Good for morale, going into this break before the next run in a couple of weeks. These past ten days were really bout two things; getting better acquainted with some cities in the Midwest and providing ourselves with the opportunity to workshop and experiment with new music in front of a real crowd.

    For the most part, I felt like the new tunes were well received. Those who attended multiple shows may have been confused if they tried to sing along as we regularly changed sections of songs to see which option felt best.  Kudos to those who tried to get the “1,2,3,4” shouts in the new tune tentatively titled “Hold on for your Life”. I hope that tune becomes a grand addition to the live show.

    I find myself writing a lot these days with the GBS show, and not the CD or album in mind. Is that a problem, I wonder? Am I limiting myself by giving in to the temptation to write a concert and not a record? Not sure. The two set show does allow for such a wide variety of tempo and style that I am starting to believe that anything goes. Hmm. We’ll see.

    In any case, I’m very grateful to those who filled the seats over these last couple of weeks. Hope you enjoyed hearing some of the really old and really new GBS tunes.

    Time to gather the clan and head for the Rock.

    Cheers,
    Alan
  • Tour Diary - March 23, 2007 – On the Bus, Columbus, OH

    Mission accomplished in St. Louis. My deepest gratitude to the kind folks who escorted myself and merch guy, Glen, to the heart of downtown St. Louis following our show at the University Theater. We had a rough one as the gig did not go as planned and the theatre and promoter made errors in the seating arrangement leaving audience members scrambling for re-arranged seats. Not quite up to the professional standard to which we aspire.  Apologies. All this strife doubled my resolve to have some positive experience.  The after show adventure made my day. In many ways.

    The Mighty Mississippi separates St. Louis from East St. Louis and at night looks magical with the many illuminated Riverboats cruising revelers and gamblers up and down the grand waterway. From the lowered walkway lining the river, we ascended many (64, I was told) Rocky-like wide concrete steps. They are daunting in appearance as they look so narrow and steep, like climbing the side of a pyramid. By the time you hit only the third or fourth step, the top of the Gateway Arch comes into view.

    I can’t comment on how the Arch looks in the cold light of day, but at night, it is truly wondrous. I had no idea that it is made of what appears to be stainless steel, so it catches every twinkle of light thrown at it. As you go up the staircase you get to see the geometric perfection of the curves and of the sleek lines of the bending column. You are almost to the top before you get the real prize.

    The Arch in and of itself is cool, and very noble in that it serves no function or purpose other than beauty and providing visitors access to its peak with what must be a spectacular view. The real gem is what appears between the legs of the Arch as you finally reach the plateau of the park. The city skyline is framed perfectly and lit up like a Christmas Tree. The hotels and office buildings appear cleaner and statelier in this frame and light, and the whole place looks so inviting through one of the best front gates a city could ask for. The center and heart of the view is what seemed to this traveler as a small version of the gorgeous State buildings that each US State Capitol features prominently.  The white wee dome and curved glass seemed the perfect compliment to the mighty Arch.  Very friggin’ cool.

    Here’s an appropriately blurry photo of Glen and me under the Arch.

    Alan and Glen under the Arch

    And here’s us with the skyline.  Thanks for the photo’s Lou.

    Alan, Glen & the skyline

    Well done St. Louis. Hope to spend a full night there sometime soon.

    Sold Out show in Columbus tonight.
    Rock on.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - March 21, 2007 - On the Bus, St.Louis, MI

    We are breaking new ground today, just as we did in Whitehorse way back when this tour began.  I am sitting on the bus behind the theatre on the University of Missouri in St. Louis.  All around me there are open green spaces divided by concrete walkways, and parking lots surrounding large brownstone and buildings.  In other words, I’m on a University Campus.  I could be in Antigonish, Nova Scotia, Bristol, England, or St. Louis, Missouri.  There is nothing in my immediate view plane that suggests I am in anyplace new.  

    So, I have a mission.  I must find some way to get to the famous Gateway Arch before the bus rolls to the next destination.  I know it is a touristy idea, but I hate the feeling that some new experience is just around the corner, and I can’t get to it.

    It puts me in mind of the many conversations I’ve had with people in the Northern half of the US who’ve never been to Canada.  In particular, those folks that live within a few hours drive of the Quebec border, and have never bothered to nip up for a look.

    I spoke at length one evening with a fairly worldly lady in Burlington, Vermont, who explained that she had never thought to go to Montreal or Quebec City.  I protested out loud wondering how any upright human could help themselves from exploring a place with unique and fascinating history, language, culture, cuisine, art, architecture, and music, that was less than half a days drive away from their own front step!  Growing up on an isolated Island must have embedded in me some odd sense of curiosity about all foreign people and places, and it amazes, and even slightly offends me, when others don’t share the same wonder.

    Must find the Arch.

    Cheers,
    Alan
  • Tour Diary - March 19, 2007 - On the Bus, Kansas City, MO

    Currently passing through the suburbs of Kansas City heading towards downtown.  With the first half of the tour behind us, all hands are eager for a real bed. Personally speaking, the pipes could use a night off, as five show nights in a row is about all these out-of-practice vocal chords could handle.

    We had a grand Paddy’s night in St. Paul. The sold out night at the O’Shaunessy marks one of GBS’s biggest paid audiences in the US. No late night hi-jinks however, as I wanted to save some juice for the crowd in Ames, Iowa.

    Ames is a little city with one main street lined with shops and businesses, and I guess surrounded by farms. The main street comes to an abrupt halt at the gates of a fairly big factory. I convinced myself that it has something to do with processing corn… but I really have no idea.

    When we pulled into the venue, an old high-school auditorium, I made my usual bolt from the bus and into the gig. I always like to check out the empty hall or club before all our stuff rolls in there. I suppose I get some romantic satisfaction in seeing the ‘before’ picture. So I dash into one of the theatre doors expecting to see the usual empty seats and the proscenium, but what awaits me is something quite different. I walk straight into the middle of an ongoing church service.

    I’m not sure of the exact number, but I’d estimate that six hundred thousand pairs of eyes stopped praying and bible reading and turned to look at me. I, trying to look cool, (which never works, by the way) slipped casually into a seat and joined in the prayer or hymn or whatever was happening.  I remained there for a few readings and songs expecting to be asked to leave at any moment.  Then a large farmer looking gent stood up, brushed off his coat, took a long hard look at me and began his approach.

    Convinced that I was about to be tossed for rudely interrupting the local service, I braced myself for an encounter with a much larger man. He drew ever closer and extended his right hand, saying;

    -Haven’t seen you around here before, Son. Just wanted to make you feel welcome.
    I gulped.
    -Thanks.

    Nice man. I stayed till just about the end and managed to make a discrete exit during the breaking of the bread.

    Turns out there’s a lot of nice people in Ames, Iowa. Spoke to a few of them at the Grove Café before the gig. Had a few Sociables after the show with some more kind folks at a pub manned by a grand helmsman named Henry. Cheryl and her friend Lindy who hosts the morning radio show in Ft. Dodge on Mix 94.5 were grand company for me and the rest of the GBS cast and crew.  Thanks to them all.

    Just pulling in to the hotel in Kansas City. Spring seems to be well underway here.  Yellow grass giving way to eager green.

    Lovely.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - March 17, 2007 - Highway to Minneapolis, MI

    Rocked the house in Chicago last night. 

    We debuted another new tune, Straight to Hell, a song I wrote in about ten minutes one day at the cabin in Rural Newfoundland.  I was listening to a blues dude on CBC radio and we were singing one of the million tunes about the famous Johnson story of selling your soul to the devil in exchange for the gift of maestro guitar playing.  All of those tunes tell the tale of the depressed walking damned whining his way through life waiting for Satan to collect his debt.  I figure that if you sold your eternal soul in exchange for a mortal life of Rock and Roll, you should frigging well live it up and get the most out of it before the horned dude comes calling.

    It was cold in Chicago yesterday.  I needed a hat.  I wandered into a store and the only one in there that fit was this:

    Alan's New Hat

    Funny thing about wearing a hat with SECURITY written on it.  It turns out, that’s all the credentials you need to go almost anywhere.  I was walking past a theatre, just down the street from the Riviera where GBS played.  The theatre was surrounded by tour buses and high school aged fans waiting to catch a glimpse of someone famous to them. Apparently, the event was a big multi-band traveling show headlined by 30 Seconds to Mars.   As I strolled by one bus, with my SECURITY hat pulled down over my ears to protect them from the chilly wind, a tour manager (they all tend to look alike) stepped from the bus and grabbed my arm.

    -Hey man.  Can you help me get Billy?(not sure) to the Stage Door?
    -Sure.

    So this fella steps from the bus with his hoodie up over his head and the biggest pair of shades hiding most of his face.  He takes my arm and I lead him down a path between the curious onlookers to the Stage Door.  He turns to me as he enters and makes a fist.  I assume he wants to do one of those knuckles to knuckles baseball handshakes, so I make a fist as well. I was almost right.  He did one of those fist stacked on top of fist shakes and says just before disappearing into the theatre;

    -Thanks man, you’re the best.
    -No sweat.

    The Tour Manager turns to me and asks me where to find catering and I quite honestly say in as thick a Petty Harbour accent as I can muster:

    -Dunno, b’ye.  I’m not working here.  I’m playing down the street.  Have a good one.

    He was about to lambaste me when he remembered that the whole thing was his idea.  He looked embarrassed and grinned;

    -Have a good one, yourself.

    Maybe I should get a hat that says Police Officer or Surgeon General and see where that gets me.
    Happy Paddy’s Day.

    Cheers,
    Alan
  • Tour Diary - March 15, 2007 – On the Bus, Milwaukee, WI

    We made it through the obstacle course that is the first night of the tour. Last night in Kalamazoo, we played several songs that we have not performed in a decade or more. We also debuted three new tunes; Walk on the Moon, a song I wrote with my friend Gordie from Cape Breton a couple of years ago; Here we Go Again, a bouncy number about a cast that when assembled, can only result in one performance; Where I Belong, a song I wrote with my antipodean pal Russell about the constant emigration of Newfoundlanders to the distant shores of Canada. 

    It always nerve-wracking performing new music, but there’s a first time for everything. I’m sure the songs will evolve a lot between now and when the final versions are recorded later this year. GBS plans to record the new CD over the course of 2007 to be released early in 2008. That’s the plan…at least.

    Saw this amazing bass player in the pub next to the theatre last night. He was seriously laying it down with a funky jazz assembly. Quite amazing to discover after a moment or two that he was missing his right hand. Turns out, Bill Clements lost his arm and hand in a factory accident, but refused to stop playing bass. Very cool. Check him out by typing “One armed bass player” into You Tube. He is quite a player, no matter how many hands he has. 

    Just came from lunch with Kris, Murray, and his pal Matt Bonner. Matt plays ball for the San Antonio Spurs. He met Murray while playing for the Raptors in Toronto a few seasons back. He was the tallest at the table. Cool chap. Very interesting to discover how the traveling life of pro athletes and pro musicians are similar in some respects and different in others. I suppose, in the end, we are all in the Entertainment Business. Though, something tells me the Spurs salary cap is a little higher than GBS’s.

    Currently sitting in the bus on the back Parking Lot of the Casino here in Milwaukee. I don’t like wandering about Casinos. I confess that they depress and slightly disturb me. Not sure why…maybe it’s the long lines of lonely looking Senior Citizens blowing their life savings on the slots while chain smoking themselves into an early grave.

    There is, however a full NHL package on the TV in the bus. Though, I figure we should probably watch a bit of the Spurs/Buck basketball game and cheer on our lunch mate.

    Cheers,
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - March 12, 2007 - Air North Flight 505, Whitehorse-Vancouver

    Happy Birthday, Great Big Sea.

    On March 11, 1993 myself, Darrell, Sean, and Bob, played onstage together for the first time.  It was a glorious night of nervous energy at the premier concert facility at Memorial University, The Thomson Student Center.  We opened for the Irish Descendants, then the biggest band in the Province. 

    So, yesterday, March 11, 2007, was our 14th birthday.  Here’s how we spent it.

    Months ago, we had been asked to play for the Volunteers Party at the close of the Canada Games in Whitehorse, Yukon.  For those of you not familiar with Whitehorse, just grab a globe.  You know how you usually spin it horizontally to find your destination?  Well to find Whitehorse, you need to spin it the other way; vertically.  Look up…way up.  It’s a long ways from, well everywhere.

    So we spent most of March 10th flying from all over the place to meet in Calgary to board a West Jet Charter to Whitehorse.  Most of the guys flew from St. John’s to Toronto, Calgary and Whitehorse.  I had been on a sunny respite in the Bahamas, so I flew from Freeport to Whitehorse in one day.  29 to -29 Degrees Celsius in 12 hours.  I found it quite chilly.

    Turns out, Whitehorse is a beautiful Northern Outpost town.  It has that cool Western kind of Deadwood vibe with Saloon lined streets and hearty, healthy people with a real survivalist charm.  On the snow and ice covered streets, you could almost discern;

    -I’m not cold.  You find it cold?

    -Nah, its quite warm actually.  

    -Yeah, its like a dry -106C, quite manageable.

    I love it.

    The townsfolk are still buzzing from having hosted the Canada Games.  An event, by all accounts, that is usually reserved for much bigger cities.  It seems like all hands fared well in the Northern Hamlet and the games were a huge success, thanks to the legions of Volunteers.  We were glad to get a chance to congratulate them.

    So, here we are, another year older and about to start yet another tour.  We must really like this gig.  This tour will feature the very old and the very new.  We are hoping to play four or five songs per night that we have not performed in over a decade.  We also have ambitious plans to play the same number of brand new GBS tunes, all slated for the next GBS CD to be recorded just before and just after this summer.  High hopes.

    Good to be back.

    Cheers,

    Alan

  • Tour Diary - December 21, 2006 - Home

    I finished my Christmas shopping today…I think.

    Just a quick note to say ‘Thanks’ to all hands for putting Courage and Patience and Grit on your Christmas Lists.  It’s been in the top 5 DVD sales for a few weeks now.

    Thanks as well to everyone who jumped to buy the tickets for Great Big Christmas.  This year, its all for the kids as all proceeds go to the Janeway Hospital.  Should be a blast.

    Stay tuned for that announcement of the dates around St. Patrick’s Day in the U.S. 

    This is the time of year we all should sit back and count our blessings.  Mine are too great to count in one sitting.

    Happy Season to you all.  Hope to see you soon in the New Year.

    Cheers,

    Alan

  • Tour Diary - November 24, 2006 - AC Flights 8830 & 692 YXE-YYZ-YYT

    Courage and Patience and Grit hit the stores a few days ago.  I feel I can brag about this DVD more than any of our CD’s because I had so little to do with the making of it.  I know your thinking I’m being falsely modest as I sing, play, or talk, or all three, in just about every moment of the DVD, but trust me that’ all I did.   We’ve done TV shows and DVDs and live CDs in the past and in invariably our performance was somehow altered or compromised or compressed or edited in some unnatural fashion. 

    You would not believe how many times I’ve stood a mic for a TV shoot when some production assistant or director would ask me if I could lower the stand for the sake of the camera angle or lighting.  I always protest explaining that if the mic is lower than usual, I will have to stand and sing differently and politely ask if they couldn’t just move the camera or light instead.  Or, my particular favorite; when taping an episode of Rita for CBC TV, a floor director asked if I had to use my usual orange guitar picks and if I would mind if they had the props department die them black so they would not clash with the set.  On the same day,  another man, who shall remain nameless, asked me if I could look in to camera 3 while singing verse 2. 

    In my Newfoundland accent, I remember saying;

    “Man, you must think playing in this band in some friggin easy.   I can barely remember the words to verse two and it use every inch of my brain just to sing on time and in key, while playing an eight string bouzouki that I just bought.  So, no, I don’t think I’ll be able to find camera 3 and address it with a wink and a nod and a quarter turn during verse two.”

    He hates me to this day.

    No such trauma with the making of Courage and Patience and Grit.

    Pierre and Francois from Fogo (the company, not the Island where Gideon lived; coincidence eh?), captured the sights and sounds of a GBS show without asking us to do so much as iron our shirts.  We had one production meeting, over pints I might add, where they explained that they wanted us to alter nothing, and that they would be as invisible as possible during the shooting days.  The result is the most honest portrait of a night out with GBS that I have ever seen.  Full of foolish banter and more mistakes than I care to confess, C&P&G could have been filmed on any one of the zillion dates on the Hard and the Easy Tour.  Well done Gents.

    I will take a moment to smell the Roses and pat myself and the GBS cast on the back for another major release; our third in as many years, I believe.   I think that means we have released ten major projects in 13 years.

    Does that sound like a lot?  It sure didn’t feel like it.

    Home for a few weeks to finish producing the Irish Descendants CD then a welcome Christmas break that includes a big charity concert in December.  Great Big Christmas is back and this year it is all for the Janeway Children’s Hospital.  Every song and drink helps a sick kid.

     Guilt free celebration.  Gotta like it.

    Cheers
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - November 4, 2006 - Home

    Currently enjoying a quiet Saturday; a rarity if you play in a band for a living.  The Prince is four months old today.  Trust me, time does fly.

    I just wanted to let all hands know about a few things.  As I mentioned here a short while ago, I’ll be in Toronto in a few days for a fundraiser with a bunch of Newfoundland songwriters.  Between now and then I’ll be producing the new Irish Descendants CD at Great Big Studio in St. John’s.  Myself, Sean, Bob and Darrell played our first gig opening for the ID’s in 1993, so its a thrill to work with Con and the guys on their next project.  It’s due out early in the New Year.

    Bob just finished working on the new Shanneygannock CD.  I’ve heard a bunch of the tunes and Bob did a grand job harnessing the lads’ energy and talents.  His playing is all over the CD as well.  Very cool.  The Shanney CD will be out in a few weeks.

    Don’t forget Murray’s band, Great Atomic Power, and the gig at Hugh’s Room in Toronto on November 16th.

    Myself and Sean entertained one another a few nights back.  The soundtrack for a portion of our soiree was Chris Trapper’s new CD.  Chris, as many of you know, was/is the lead singer of the Push Stars who opened for GBS on a number of US Tours.  We loved his songs so much that we recorded “Everything Shines” for the Road Rage CD and asked him to come to St. John’s to write with us for the “Sea of No Cares” CD.  Together, we wrote the title track, as well as “Clearest Indication” and a few others.

    Chris’s new solo CD is grand.  It includes a song, “In from the Outside”, on which you can hear Sean, Bob, and I, singing and playing our hearts out.  Like all Chris’s tunes, it has wonderful lyrics and the most sing-able chorus.  What a pleasure to be asked to contribute to his music.  Check it out if you get a chance.  There just may be another tune for GBS to cover lurking somewhere amongst the tunes.

    An early November wind scared the leaves from the trees on my little street in St. John’s. 

    Love the Fall.

    Cheers

    Alan  


  • Tour Diary - October 25, 2006 - John’s, Newfoundland - Home

    Fulfilled a bit of a lifelong goal last night and officially performed onstage with my favorite songwriter, Ron Hynes.  Ron was the leader of the Wonderful Grand Band, a Provincial Super group in the 1970’s and 80’s.  They had a weekly Music and Comedy TV show that we watched religiously.  None of us knew it at the time, but every episode of this show reminded us that the great songs, drama, comedy, and art came from our own tiny backyards.  Quite a lesson.

    Ron has gone on to record several full length albums, won Juno Awards, ECMA’s and a million other songwriting awards.  There’s a lot of great songwriters in the world, but no one can capture the heart of a moment; the tiniest moment at that, like Ron Hynes.

    We were asked to do the benefit for the Artists Emergency Fund, which is made availale to local artists who find themselves I a tough spot.  I told Ron I wanted to sing one of his tunes, “No Kathleen”.  He explained that he loved “Boston and St. John’s”, and we were off to the races. 

    It went well and I’m not sure how to explain the rush hearing the voice of one f of my songwriting heroes singing one of my songs.  Very cool.

    For those of you in the Toronto area, I’m doing another benefit night in November.  The Company Theatre is owned by my longtime friend, Allan Hawco.  Some of you might know him as the actor dude in the “Clearest Indication” video.  His theatre company, like most, does one big fundraiser each year and I’m very excited to be hosting a buffet of Newfoundland entertainment.  The details are below.  Hope some of you can make it.

    Lots of leaves in St. John’s.  My favorite season is upon us.

    Cheers

    Alan

  • Tour Diary October 15, 2006 Concord, New Hampshire On the bus

    So it turns out that in all my previous visits to Portland, I had somehow managed to miss the most beautiful section of the city.  I’ve wandered the cool hilly streets of the harbour town for hours in the past and assumed I had the place covered.  So I was surprised and delighted yesterday to find myself strolling in the old port, roaming in and out of the shops in the preserved brick buildings.

    We played the Merrill Auditorium which may be the most beautiful theatre I’ve ever seen.  After the show we went to an Irish Pub near the waterfront and had a grand night.

    Tonight’s show is the last night of a short five day run.  I would not be surprised if the future held more tours like this as it is tough to leave home for three or four weeks at a time.

    All hands are looking forward to the release of the new GBS DVD, Courage & Patience & Grit.  It hits the stores in November and features two full sets of music on DVD, an audio only CD, and four music videos.  Hope y’all like it.

    An overnight drive to Montreal and we should be on the Rock by lunch time.

    Thanks to everyone for coming out this week.

    Cheers

    Alan

  • Tour Diary - October 13, 2006 - Lebanon, New Hampshire - On the Bus

    I was sound asleep when the bus rolled from Providence at about 5am and we stopped a few hours later at a truck stop. The Men’s Room at this particular rest stop was not unlike a million other public washrooms we’ve all seen a million times.  I can’t speak for the Ladies Rooms as I’ve rarely spent any time in them.  Though I confess I have a recurring habit of absentmindedly strolling into the wrong washroom and coming face to face with mothers and daughters as they exit the stalls causing all involved to jump with horror sending me running red faced back to the hall and into my appropriate gender assigned pee spot.

    These Men’s Rooms all have long rows of urinals and sinks with bored and sleepy looking travelers and truckers sidled up to them doing number ones and splashing water on their faces while inspecting the bags under their eyes in the long fingerprinted mirrors.  The stalls in these places are always covered in graffiti.   I’ve never understood this phenomenon.  I understand the Urban notion of making personal, political rebellious statements on brick walls. “Van Halen Rules!!” on the side of an overpass may not increase civic beauty, but as an ardent fan I can see why someone under the right influence might grab a can of spray paint and pay homage to Ed.  But I cannot for the life of me figure out why someone would write on the wall of a bathroom stall.

    Ever since University this has puzzled me.  I recall long lines of statements and responses on some philosophical or existential debate.  Who does this?  Who needs a bathroom wall as a platform for discussion?  Moreover, if you wanted the world to know that Rhonda or Betty or Charles enjoys odd sexual habits, why use the Men’s Room wall to announce it?

    These are the mysteries of my life.

    Grand night in Providence as Lupo’s has moved from the old K-Mart-ish building into a cool old theatre.

    Lebanon looks lovely in the Fall.

    Cheers

    Alan 

  • Tour Diary - October 12, 2006 - Providence, RI - The Bus

    Mom on the Road!  Yes, I picked up Mom at four am and we made our way to St. John’s Airport.  She confessed that she could not sleep as the excitement kept her awake all night.  It was not her first time on a plane as she’s flown a half dozen times before, but this her first time on a trip with the band.  

    I used my AC Upgrade Certificates and got Mom her first jaunt in Business Class.  She asked if she had to pay for the tea and was thrilled to find out that she could have all she wanted for nothing.
      

    We dashed trough US Customs at Pearson Airport and made it just in time to catch our flight to Albany.  We boarded the Beechcraft 10-seater plane and I saw my Mom’s eyes bulge.  I had taken her from first class on one of Air Canada’s biggest planes to what I suspect is the smallest aircraft in the airline’s fleet.  We both settled in and enjoyed the rattle and hum, the swaying and bouncing of the chirper little flight across the border.

    Mom’s sister Maude lives in Saratoga, near Albany and we surprised her with an early visit.  Aunt Maude is a grand gal who loves a song and a laugh and despite her decades away from the Rock has not lost her Newfoundland accent or attitude.

    Quite a thrill to re-unite two sisters for the first time in a few years, I must say.

    Last nights crowd did not fill the theatre but at 700 strong, was over triple the attendance of our last visit to Albany a few years back.  It was a bit of a feat of memory, but I think I remembered all the words.  The room was filled with enthusiastic singers, so I probably would have got away with a few more mistakes.

    Grand review in the local paper to boot.

    Not a bad start.

    Cheers for now.

    Alan

  • Tour Diary - September 17, 2006 - AC Flight 1198 YYZ-YYT

    They say good things come in small packages. I'm from a small package, well, a small town any way. I have always loved small towns and cities as a result. There is a charm that exists as a traveler, in the ability to visit a town for a day, or even just for a number of hours and feel like you've actually gotten to know someplace new. I've mentioned here before that I love New York and especially Lower Manhattan. But after a hundred visits, I still can't claim to have gotten to know the place. On the other hand, I feel, after less than twenty four hours in Sioux Lookout, that I've got a pretty good sense of the place. And I couldn't be happier about it.

    Now, before I go all aglow praising up the place, let me first admit the obvious. Being a GBS member in Sioux Lookout on Saturday was like being a Beatle in 1965. It is a town of just over 5000 people and there were almost 4000 tickets sold for the concert. We were basically handed the town on a silver plate as it seemed every one within a hundred kilometer radius was either working at, had donated wares to, had volunteered for, or finally, was going to the show. From the moment we stepped out of the van and were greeted by friendly folks like Sherry and Craig awaiting our arrival at the hotel, we were treated like Kings. I got the sense that the people we met all throughout the day, would have been as friendly to us if we had been visiting salesmen or someone passing through on one of the many hunting and fishing holidays that Sioux Lookout accommodates.

    Friendly folks are the town's biggest asset, for sure, but the sight of the place in the Fall is spectacular. It seems to be in a valley that is surrounded by sloping tree covered hills that were putting on a fireworks show in their fall splendor. One of the many lakes in the area is called Pelican Lake or Lake Pelican or something Pelican related. I strolled along the beach of this lake and as I took in the views of the beautiful homes on the waters edge and the seaplanes breaking the mirrored image of the white birches scattered throughout the woody hills. I felt like I was in a ‘Group of Seven" painting.

    We had a great gig and great food backstage and an all around grand time. Well done Sioux Lookout.

    Thunder Bay deserves mention here as well. We were lucky enough to play for a sold out crowd and had a grand night in the pub afterwards. The Western Fair was a blast as well, though we never got to enjoy our usual romp through the London night. Next time, I hope.

    I can see the lights of St Pierre et Miquelon out the window of the plane. A quick flight up the Burin Peninsula across the isthmus, over the lights of Hollyrood and down into Torbay Airport.

    Home again.

    Cheers
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - September 14, 2006 - AC Flight 1197 YYT-YYZ

    This Air Canada plane has those new groovy in seat personal interactive tv’s.  By manipulating the sleek touch screen display, you can choose between a variety of movies, TV channels, games, even a detailed moving map of the flight’s route.  It is definitely a grand way to pass the time on a long flight.  All around me, passengers are flicking through news items, choosing between current Hollywood favorites and classics, deciding to enjoy Friends or the Family Guy.

    But not me.  My groovy in seat personal interactive tv is not working.

    I have flown form St. John’s to Toronto a zillion times and never once had a GISPITV.  So why then, do I feel so gypped that I don’t have one now?  If my GISPITV were operating, this diary entry would not get done and my Bill Bryson book would go unread, but still I feel left out because I cannot watch the Davinci Code (despite the fact that I’ve already seen it and did not enjoy it).

    This makes two diary entries that begin with a complaint.  Am I turning into a grumpy old man? 

    On the bright side, it should be a fun night in London as the Western Fair has always been good to us.  The theatre in Thunder Bay has given us fine nights in the past. 

    I confess that I have never been to Sioux Lookout.  I have no idea where it is and know nothing about the town what so ever. I don’t know anyone who’s been there or anyone who would hazard a guess about the place.  It’s quite refreshing to have absolutely no preconceived notion about a town that I’m about to see first hand.

    I’ll let you know how it goes.

    Cheers
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - September 11, 2006 - AC Flight 185 - St. John’s – Halifax

    Its early.  Really early.  For many of my teenage years, I fantasized about a career in music.  I imagined a life where alarm clocks had no place.  I would travel carelessly from gig to gig and never have to suffer an early morning rise or the startling blare of the alarm clocks toll.  How foolish.

    I have slept in more than my share for the average adult male, but as touring musicians who live in Newfoundland, the GBS cast are well used to fisherman’s hours.  From St. John’s on Air Canada, you can fly direct non stop to Halifax, Toronto and Montreal (sometimes Ottawa).  So, in order to fly just about anywhere else in North America, we need to get to Toronto as early as possible to make connecting flights.  We almost always take the first flight out in the morning when we travel as it just makes the most sense to do so.

    This morning start was not so drastic as we are only going as far as Halifax and the flight left at 6:30.  That means getting to the airport at 5:30, which means up at 5am.  The first flight to Toronto leaves at 5:20 which means at the airport by 4:20; awake at 3:50!  Now come on.  No reasonable Rock Star fantasy starts with a digital alarm clock reading beginning with a 3!  Shouldn’t I be selecting which of the six eager Supermodels to take home with me to my Penthouse or Private Jet at 3am? 

    I am beginning to think that the Def Leppard and White Snake videos of my formative teenage years may have been less than an accurate portrayal of life on the Road.

    Anyway, enough whining.  Sorry.

    We’re off to Saint John for the Canadian Country Music Awards.  We’ve not been to this event, so I’m looking forward to the whole deal.  We are singing only one accapella tune, “River Driver”, as we thought a true, blue Atlantic Canadian Folk song might be appropriate.  Should be fun.

    Everyone knows where they were on the morning of the September 11.  I was in Halifax and myself and Cory Tetford from Crush had just finished playing nine holes of golf.  It was no the best round ever shot by either of us, but it was a pleasant morning strolling through the woods with your buddy.   He dropped me off at the hotel at around 9:30 am.  I threw my clubs on the hotel room floor and flicked on the TV.  About two minutes later the second plane hit the second tower.  Life has really not been the same since.

    Looking forward to a few shows in Ontario this weekend, as well.  First, though, I must venture to not suck on Live National TV.

    Cheers
    Alan

  • Tour Diary - September 5, 2006 - Flights East

    Currently on a West Jet flight from Calgary to Toronto in a dash to make it all the way home from Victoria in one day. We had an easy schedule planned on Air Canada that should have taken us from Victoria to Montreal and on to St. John's. Grand plan but, all the Air Canada planes were grounded due to a computer glitch. So, we jumped on a West Jet plane to Calgary and Toronto and hope to catch the late flight home tonight. Could be worse, I suppose.

    I've pretty much developed a ‘Travel Zen'. I have somehow convinced myself to not be excited or upset about any aspect of airline travel. I've learned to expect the unexpected. I fully accept that so much of this is out of my hands, that to worry about arrival times, connecting flights, etc. is completely futile. Many would agree with my ‘zen' but few manage to adopt it. It is tough to remain optimistic and content in seat 58Q on a flight that is none hours late, but if you fly as often as I do, adopting an unbreakable pleasant demeanor is a self defense mechanism.

    Had four fun gigs over the past days. The Malkin Bowl is beautiful. I spent less than twelve hours in Seattle and was on stage for two of those. At the Bumbershoot Festival we probably played to our biggest audience ever in Western USA. Victoria was blast as usual. Me, Sean, and Murray spent the wee hours in a Caribbean restaurant called Reef that served spicy Jamaican Tapas and frosty Red Stripes. Very civilized.

    Sad news from Australia yesterday as the tragic death of the "Crocodile Hunter", Steve Irwin made its way around the world. I met him a few times while touring in Australia. He was as large a personality as I've ever come across. The impression that many in the public have of him, as a daring, crazy risk taker does not truly reflect the man he was. He was honestly driven to these close encounters with the wild animals out of a desire to educate himself and others about some of the most misunderstood creatures on earth.

    I am drawn to those with a lust for life and I've not met a soul who made the most of a day like Steve Irwin. I've never met anyone who felt as blessed to have the opportunity to do exactly what he loved for a living. He loved his job and his passing is a terrible loss to the conservation community all around the world. He was a great friend to his friends, a great husband to his wife and a great Dad to his kids.

    He will be sadly missed and fondly remembered. Cheers to Steve.

    Back home for a few days before we dart to Saint John to sing a song at the CCMA show, then a few days in Western Ontario in the middle of September.

    Another Summer's come and gone, but Fall can be so lovely.

    Cheers

    Alan


  • Tour Diary - September 1, 2006 - Vancouver, BC - Hotel Room

    You only get so many summers. It's true. Since I was a kid I've marked the passing of each summer with one or two highlights of the season. I recall, for example when I was in my early teens, the summer of the great Petty Harbour Softball victory over the powerful Kilbride squad in the Moss Tournament in St. John's. Then there was the summer when M***** B*** (name concealed to protect the innocent), who was two years my senior at 13 , gave me a big wet smooch on the Stand. My first real kiss.

    As we approach the last days of Summer 2006, I'm sure that I've got my defining moment figured out for this year. The arrival of the Prince won't be topped any event occurring between now and Monday midnight. What about you? You've still got this weekend to make it special if you've not found that one grand event by which Summer 2007 will be forever defined.

    Had a grand gig a few weeks back. I played with a bunch of other Doyles at a fundraiser for a Writers Conference. Damhnait sang a few tunes, John and Marjorie read from their latest works, but the showstopper was a few tunes with Tom. I call him Dad.

    Dad has always been a grand singer and a good performer, and he was on the top of his game at the packed Masonic Temple in St. John's. We sang "The Dutchman" and "Berry Picking Time" and he rocked the house. Really cool night. Maybe we should do a CD.

    We are just putting the finishing touches on the new DVD. It will feature the two full sets from "The Hard and the Easy" Tour making over two hours of live concert footage, as well as three or four music videos, and some behind the scenes foolishness that will amuse us all. Look for it to drop in the middle of the Fall.

    I am currently looking over the buildings of downtown Van, and onto the hills and mountains that surround the beautiful harbour. Lovely.

    Can't wait for the gig.

    Cheers

    Alan


  • Tour Diary July 11, 2006 - Home

    Glad to be home during theses lovely summer days in St. John's. More glad than usual considering the recent acquisition.

    I just wanted to let everyone know about the re-runs of Hatching, Matching, & Dispatching happening this summer on CBC TV. I scored just about all the music for the pilot and the six episodes of this truly bizarre comedy. If you missed it last season, this is your chance to catch up.

    Check out the episodes as they roll trough the summer and pass your comments on to the CBC at:

    http://www.cbc.ca/hatching

    They love to hear feedback in the summer months.

    Here is the official press release.

    July 10th/2006

    Hatching, Matching, & Dispatching Returns this Summer !!

    Gemini award-winning Hatching, Matching & Dispatching Season 1 returns to CBC TV Tuesday, July 18th/2006 @ 8:30 pm (9 pm NL).

    Six weeks ... Six fabulous half hours...

    The Furey family run a funeral parlour (Dispatch), ambulance service (Hatch), and wedding hall (Match) in the uproariously funny CBC comedy. Starring, created and produced by Mary Walsh Hatching, Matching & Dispatching follows the adventures of the Furey family and their daily dealings with the lovesick, the plain sick, the old, the infirm, the newborn, the automotively challenged, the bereaved, the heartbroken, the dead and the dead drunk.

    The winner of the Get Hatched, Matched or Dispatched in Style contest will be announced during its summer season going to air July 18th/2006. The lucky winner will receive $5,000 towards a funeral, wedding, or baby shower of their choice. Keep watching Hatching, Matching & Dispatching for the upcoming announcement.

    Over 2,500,000 viewers in its first season !!!

    Hatching, Matching & Dispatching is written by Mary Walsh with Ed Macdonald, and directed by Henry Sarwer-Foner and Stephen Reynolds. The series is co-produced by Insight Productions and 2M Innovative in association with CBC Television.

    Summer Schedule 2006

    Tuesday, July 18th : 8:30 pm ( 9pm NL)

    Tuesday, July 25th : 8:30 pm ( 9pm NL)

    Tuesday, August 1st : 8:30 pm ( 9pm NL)

    Tuesday, August 8th : 8:30 pm ( 9pm NL)

    Tuesday, August 15th : 8:30 pm ( 9pm NL)

    Tuesday, August 22nd : 8:30 pm ( 9pm NL)

    I think you'll really like it.

    Cheers

    Alan

  • Tour Diary July 9, 2006 AC Flight 690 Toronto to St. John's

    Big night in the Big Smoke last night. Effectively the last night of the Hard and the Easy Tour, last evening's gig was the final hoorah for the tour that began way back in late January. It has been our most successful stint in our 13 year career. Its amazing that over a decade into this crazy run, that our stock is somehow still rising.

    Last night was our fourth time playing the Molson Amphitheatre and featured our biggest paid audience ever in Toronto at close to ten thousand. Quite a feat for a wee folk band.

    Many thanks for all who came and made the night special. Special thanks to Mom and Dad who came up for the show. It was the first time they've ever seen GBS outside of Newfoundland. They saw little Sis Michelle play Sally Bowles in "Cabaret" at Stage West on Friday night as well.

    I'm going to lay low for a number of weeks. GBS has only a couple of private gigs between now and September and I hope to disappear for the duration of the summer. With the GBS recording and touring, producing CD's for other artists and composing for "Hatching Matching and Dispatching" as well as the recent film project, I've packed a lot in the last 14 to 16 months. My brother pointed out that I have not had five days off in a row since January of 2005. I have not had a summer off since I was thirteen years old. Perhaps its time for few weeks off the beaten path.

    I hope you all have a grand summer.

    Cheers

    Alan

  • Tour Diary July 7, 2006 Calgary, Alberta Hotel Room

    We kicked off the Stampede last night as the mystery band at the big Nashville North Tent. I am always nervous about these mystery band gigs because they are often so over-hyped that the crowd invariably expects to see the Stones or Springsteen. I always fear that when the announcer screams, "Get ready for your exclusive night with...Great Big Sea!," that there will be more moans of disappointment than cheers of approval.

    We fared pretty well last night. The crowd was great fun and the beer tent was well lubed by the time we hit the stage.

    It was a very Mardi Gras-like vibe in the room as revelers raised glasses and offered beads for boobs. We even got flashed a few times; a rare event at GBS concerts. I think Tommy Lee and the Motley Crue dudes are more accustomed to such displays of appreciation. I confess that on the few occasions that lasses have ‘put it all out there' during GBS shows, that I've been struck with a serious ‘deer in the headlights' feeling. I am never sure what to do. It seems a bit lecherous to stare and scream "Oh Yeah, Shake ‘em". So I don't. Yet it seems rude to ignore such an offering. So I don't. I usually try to hide the fact that I'm surprised and I act all Rock Star cool and casually wink one eye and say ‘lovely'. Does this sound about right?

    We dashed from the gig back to the hotel and snuck out a fire escape door onto a roof patio and drank a beer or two as the fireworks danced around the silhouetted high rise buildings of Downtown Calgary. It was just the five of us. We chatted and caught up on the happening of the real lives of the guys we share the stage with every night. Highlight of our stolen few moments was a toast for the newest member of the clan.

    Born on the 4th of July. Henry Thomas Doyle

    I guess soon to be born wee ones' don't read tour schedules. I thought I had a great plan. Do a few gigs in early July and get home with plenty of time to spare for the arrival of the Prince. Henry had other ideas. He could not wait to get started. At around 2am he decided he was ready and at 2pm on the dot he kicked off what I hope is an amazing life.

    I only got to see him for a few hours on Tuesday and Wednesday as I had to get on the plane yesterday morning to fly to Calgary. It was the hardest trip to the airport ever.

    Henry and his star of a Mom are doing well and are at home with a team of helpers. Thanks for all he well wishes and donations to the Janeway Childrens Hospital in St John's. It means a lot.

    I'm sure I'll have a lot more to offer about this blessed event and my newest and biggest hat as Dad, but for now I'll just say this. No matter how happy you are, having a child instantly makes you 100 times happier. As soon as the child arrives, you instantly have 100 times more Love to give than you ever imagined possible.

    Lucky Me.
    Cheers,
    Alan

  • June 12, 2006

    Tour Diary
    Belleville, Ontario
    Hotel Room

    After a few weeks off the GBS bus, the cast and crew have re-gathered in Belleville for two nights at the beautiful Empire Theatre. A very poorly kept secret is that we are here to shoot a concert DVD for the Hard and the Easy Tour. We thought it would be a shame to not capture this two set concert as it has been well received and folks seem to enjoy the format. I would not be surprised if we did not have our next tour in a very similar style.

    The DVD should consist of behind the scenes footage that we filmed on the tour in cities like Boston, Washington, and New York, along with the main concert itself that will be cut between last night’s and tonight’s performances in the Theatre here in Belleville. We hope to have it edited and mixed by the end of the summer for a fall release.

    Since the tour ended a few weeks back, I’ve been working like crazy, scoring a full length feature film. "Young Triffie’s been Made away With" is a black comedy about a murder mystery in the late 1940’s in Rural Newfoundland. It stars Fred Ewanuick, from ’Corner Gas’, as a young Newfoundland Ranger (NL’s police force from 1935-1950) and he carries the movie as the loveable unlikely hero. There are great performances by Mary Walsh (CODCO, 22 Minutes, Hatching, Matching, and Dispatching), who also makes her first effort as a film director. It won’t be her last. YTBMAW also stars Andrea Martin (SCTV), Colin Mochrie (22 Minutes, Who’s Line), Andy Jones (CODCO), and Quebecois film legend Remy Girard (Barbarian Invasions).

    The musical score has everything from 1940’s big band stuff like Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy, to NL/Bluegrass versions of hymns like "Blood of the Lamb" and traditional jigs and reels. There is a new GBS tune on there, a couple of offerings from little Sis Michelle, and an amazing orchestral score I did with Keith Power, and superstar film composer in the making who just happens to be from my neck of the woods. He graduated St. Kevin’s High School as did Michelle and I and has been working in Toronto and LA for the past few years. I spent a week in Santa Monica learning the trade while looking over his shoulder. It was a great crash course.

    In any case, I would not be surprised if you heard a lot about the film in the late summer, early Fall of this year. Check it out if you get a chance.

    Almost camera-check time. Big show tonight.

    Happy Summer.

    Cheers
    Alan

Welcome to GreatBigSea.com

Sign in Join Help